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Do you have the stones to dress in lycra? Alt: tell us what your favourite item of clothing is so we can all mock you
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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I have a pair of lycra cycling shorts but I can't bring myself to go full unitard(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:09,
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Do you also wear a hot pink bumbag?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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it's full of energy bars and glitter(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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very goodtalking of full unitard, there was a great "tweet" highlighted yesterday where a yank was celebrating America's "2013th birthday"...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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I like my jackets best of all, a god jacket can make a outfit out of anything**winthin reason
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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I have a Buddha waistcoat, will that do?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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It's like a god jacket but without sleeves(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:12,
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My Satanic Slacks, have seen better days(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:13,
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i have a lovely pair of shoes,trouble is they make me about an inch and a half taller which causes door frames to become an issue, maybe i don't like them after all, i'll say my glamorgan cricket jumper instead
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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yes, I almost bought a cricket jumper the other day, thenI didn't(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:12,
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+ don't+ oh no, I love it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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I wouldn't say I had a favourite item of clothing.It seems rather odd to rate such items.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:13,
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It's not odd at all you yoghurt-trousered panpipe playing spastic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:14,
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What's your favourite colour, Monts?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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+ suit and ting(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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Nope. I'm not that kind of cyclist.Prolly my leather jacket, not that I wear it that much but I've had it since I was a kid and it's been with me through a lot of things.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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Leather jacket fives. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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my jacket may actually be older than you.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:48,
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I used to wear lycra on stage a fair bit. Got all podgy round the belly now, so I'll avoid it if you don't mind.
My favourite item of clothing is my leather jacket, had it for about 10 years, it's filthy and horrid and smelly, but it's been everywhere with me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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on stage?Please do enlighten us "Mr.Motivator"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:30,
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My Timberland Earthkeepers is my current Fav. item of clothing(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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I used to wera lycra shorts but had to stop due to women fainting...
It wasn't the size of the sausage at the front though, it was the dubious one at the back :(
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I have a few t shirts I'm extremely fond of.I've a Thee Hypnotics one I've had since 1989, that's seen some LOLs I can tell you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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i'm begginng/beginnning/beggining to feel a bit old for t-shirts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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I'm begging you to delete your account and kill yourself(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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i can spell some things, check this outFUCK OFF YOU CUNT
see?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:33,
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I know they're not really 'in' anymoreand I will be mocked wholeheartedly.
I have a great pair of drop crotch jeans with many pockets. They are comfortable as fuck. Starting to fray a bit now though. I will have to replace them with another mildly offending fashion item.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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i don't think they were ever in old chapthey were are and always will be an abomination.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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GJ's been in a few old chaps in his time(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:39,
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Leather chaps(not really)
I know they were an utter disgrace for fashion but I cannot even begin to put across how well these fit. I will be devastated when they finally go to denim heaven.
( I may be mildly upset)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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drop crotch sounds like some sort of genital bell's palsy(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:19,
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I've shedloads of t shirts, probably favourite and practical.tf I don't have to wear a tie.
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I've got a fucking fabulous pair of carrot-cut jeanswith elasticated legs that absolutely don't look completely ridiculous on a man of 33.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:44,
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My son has some of them elesticated bottom jeansI had to get a friend to put some 12 gauge shot gun rounds through the thighs for him TRUSTORY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:48,
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No, just a slave to fashion :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:53,
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I hope you insisted that he remained in them if he wanted them to look so shit(, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)
He wanted that lookI have friends that like to shoot,I just got them to it, anything for an easy life.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:01,
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You should have broken his fingers double H until he changed his mindIts the only way he will learn
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Those fingers are Harters' retirement planHe's hoping the little leveret will become world tiddlywinks champion or summat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:06,
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At his age he wears any one item clothing for about 2 months then moves onto the next silly craze(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:08,
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No he's just standing very far away.tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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Has anyone mentioned TURQUOISE POLO SHIRTS yet?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:46,
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Christ, not these daysI'd look like an anemic walrus
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:46,
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I have a bit of a 'charity shop suit jacket' obsessionNot just any jacket of course, only the old fashioned looking ones, with an unusual weave or colour. I've got loads now...and they're all beauties.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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I'm old enough now to wear a suit jacket with a pair of jeans and not feel ashamed.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:58,
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come on tell the class about your onesie, Twoey(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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I don't have a onesieBut I do own 'lounge pants'. They're basically pyjama bottoms, but a bit more heavy duty.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:51,
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ohhhh man, I totes wanna get a smoking jacket (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:52,
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I used to have a red smoking jacketIt was the business.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:56,
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you want a fucking slap is what you want(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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considering how fucking victorian you are sometimes Boycethis is quite funny.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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haahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhahwww.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eddie-kidds-wife-admits-beating-2026854
'she called the victim a 'complete spastic''
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:48,
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'all rise for the judge - not you, Kidd, you complete spastic'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:54,
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Come on, be honestWho among you isn't thinking about hitting Eddie Kidd right now?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:52,
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It's long been a dream of mine to do so.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:54,
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There's nothing quite like the deep satisfaction felt after beating a quadraplegic with your bare hands(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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Hmm there's a spaz college round the corner from here, I might give that a go at lunchtime.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:01,
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Secretly they like it, as well.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:01,
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If Frank was around he could tell us all about his white straight jacket(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:18,
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Obviously from both sides frank soiled in the inside parrot soiled from the outside
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:26,
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I've soiled these pants from both sides now From in and out
And still somehow
It's mental delusions I recall
I really don't know life at all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:31,
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You OK Adam Lanza(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:40,
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first ice cream of the summer, herei don't really have one - denim miniskirts, jeans.
oh I do have a wanker tastic emerald green cashmere scarf that I bought at Ralph Lauren. will that do?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:28,
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looks more like frozen yogurt to me.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:35,
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i'd give to my opinion of that muckbut you'd make a crack about happy pillz
and I'd have to kill myself
again.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:40,
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How come you hate nature?I mean yeah sure some plants are pretty annoying but come on, really?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:35,
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