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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So Monty wants a new job.
Suggest alternative jobs for B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:09, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You can be a roller coaster permissible height tester

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)
You can work for Stonewall's mental health & physically disabled unit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)
how very altruistic of me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
You can be Dawn French's tampon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Bokes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Ohhhhh man, I was to busy searching for this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1923528
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:15, Reply)
notyhing in that post means anything to me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

in that post
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:18, Reply)
it's not my fault I'm not disgustingly old like you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I wear my age like a badge of honour

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)

a badge of honour saggy leather face apron
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
+ liver spots

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

:(


(((:(((



.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)
It was leading on from this earlier conversation
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2011723
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
i don't care

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Yes.......yes you do

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Alright Midge Ure
Calm the fuck down
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Ultravox's blah blaaah blaaaaah

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
MARRRRRR URE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)
I think I have mentioned this before,
and I use it as an example of how I have had possibly the worst job ever. As part of a spark apprenticeship the company I worked for had the contract to maintain industrial incinerators. When these broke down they needed to be cleaned out before repairing. So when you have shovelled decomposing tampax anything else seems ok
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Did you, in the process of this apprenticeship
make outlandish claims towards being a visionary enabler of modernist capability enhancements or demand to be the project manager at every opportunity?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:22, Reply)
I assume this is an Apprentice joke
Never watched it I am afraid but I shall allow a small chuckle to escape just in case
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Possibly not the one I've just had an interview for.
The guy doing the interview came across as a bit of a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)
bad times, still one more to go eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
At least, yeah.
He kept banging on about how he hated the public sector, whilst remaining oblivious of the irony that the only reason his business exists is because of public sector grants and funding.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)
It's not ironic to hate your paymasters.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
It's his own private business though,
which without public investment he wouldn't be able to function. I just felt he was painting a very black and white picture of things; private good/public bad, when in truth there are examples of both in both sectors.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)
what were you applying for if you don't mind me asking?
I'm not surprised there is a huge amount of animosity between public and private sectors at the moment to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
A small local training and recruitment company.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I want to be a dancer
and I don't see why I should let age, fitness or a lack of sufficient skill stop me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I dunno, you all seem pretty unemployable to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:25, Reply)
says the man leaving in 3 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
i could definitely make vegan beer in your yurt colony.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)

y
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)
monty - history teacher
battered - waiter
gonz - exotic food taster and toilet roll expert
stunned - sommelier
windy - shampoo model
kroney - mechanic
psychochomp - anything with no internet access
dozer - organ donor
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:26, Reply)
I don't do servitude.
I should be Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Yeah but you're supposed to debate over the dispatch box, not stand on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)
i would pay good money to eat at any restaurant where you had to wait on
comedy GOLD
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I would shit on your plate.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I bet she took an extra large plate to the buffet when her and chompy stayed over in the Travel Tavern

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)
hang on a minute
the fleapit fuck was most definitely NOT me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course it wasn't.




(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)
hahahhahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)
possibly kroney's finest moment:

Hah, yeah, if you want romance, take a stripper to a Travelodge.

(Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 13:32, More)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I missed this, lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
it was a good zing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
i am astounded that you like it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)

astounded that you like it

still a bent spastic

tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)
factual, concise, no typos
what's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
it truely was

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:48, Reply)
swipe - letting agent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:27, Reply)
i fucking loved that job
driving around in the boss' jag with the top down, showing people around nice cheshire houses (ok more frequently around manchester in a vauxhall nova, but meh)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)
driving around with your top down
Is why you now possess a saggy pair of shoe polishers you should always have support
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)
no
it's because your dad likes it rough
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)
haha
I'm not sure quite who the joke is on here

But have a click anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I have told dad not to fuck ginger birds but he still has a weakness

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Rangaphilia

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)
i do have lovely hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Kroney, Gentleman Mechanic.
At least in comparison to the standard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
you'd just shrug your shoulders and mutter "scre bleu" under your breath

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Jacques Mai

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)
just because you offer the old banger a drink before screwing its exhaust off does not make you a gentleman
although it makes you more gentlemanly than some
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)
He also gives his old chap a wipe before entering
That's a very considerate move
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
on an oily rag

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)
that's his bird's hair

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)
"hair"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
my mistake
it was his bristling anal beard. like a giant brillo pad sticking out of a crack in the pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

gentleman arse
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
arse mechanic?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Yeah, he'd be forever looking back, over his shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Haha and the polite applause and dirty chuckle award goes to the two gents above.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
are you calling me a gent or missing me out of the chuckle award?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Well, it was Nakers and Monty making jokes whilst you stood around looking confused.
So I'll let you come to your own conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
you go and comb your anal beard now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I don't mind everybody laughing

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
with an aching deep in your heart

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
I wish that we were starting over

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Arse%20Mechanic
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)
actual strikethrough lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I'd call my garage "Cirque Deux Chevaux"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
This is a good pun, you fucking pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
i dunt get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
cirque du soleil you donut.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
what's that got to do with cars?
are where do the horses come into it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)
Deux Chevaux
2CV. Which is a well known French car.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:04, Reply)
i didn't know that was it's nickname

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)
It's not a nickname. It's its full name.
2CV is a contraction. Just like the syphilis that has crept into your brain and retarded your mental functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
it may be the weakest joke on here all day
that's some good going
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
j'aime les cheveaux more like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:04, Reply)

ev ap
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
If I ever become a milliner, you have my solemn oath that I shall call my shop this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:05, Reply)
B3th - bean bag
Jeff- canine anal gland milker
AA - after dinner speaker
Darth - cum sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Nakers.
A speed bump on the A5.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Nakers Barryfromeastenders
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)
4eva in my patio

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I'm not sure you've thought this through
I could be very badly injured
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)
'swipe - receptacle for my man fat.
Battered - receptacle for my man fat.

The rest of you take the afternoon off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)
cheers boss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)
See. Respect.
^this guy gets it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
can battered go first?
he has a thirstier face than me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)
There's plenty to go around, my auburn suck beauty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
might have to put that as my sig
it's as good as it's ever going to get
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I wuv woo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)
^ tranny fancier ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)
If Rache is wrong
I don't ever want to be right.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)
what about revenge?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
left is right
right is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Have we yet finalised a plan for Saturday?
I could potentially have micro in the morning instead of the afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:05, Reply)
that would work well
i think the plan is to go to stunned's, which he has v kindly offered, and monty will stay as long as he can, before heading back for his kid.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Or I bring her and don't let her see the dirty smokers in the garden.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Yes. Do that. I'll bring micro.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:10, Reply)
oh please do that
i'd reeeeeeally love to see her and micro battered! and i don't smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:10, Reply)
If only Bakers wasn't such a bent spastic he could bring his, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:12, Reply)
i will bring the girls presents
baby bakers could have had her very own mini red cords. ah well. next time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Oh what? What about me?
I want a fucking present.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)

present

Maybe a hunky cab driver will come into your garage and make your dreams come true.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:21, Reply)
you can play with the girls' stuff
you'll love it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Get him some garlic.
They fucking love that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:23, Reply)
And a white flag.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:24, Reply)
she is wearing dungarees today the big lezza

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I can get there for about half three.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)
sounds good to me
but we need our host to confirm

STUNNED?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:13, Reply)
He's gone to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Put her to bed in Stunned's spare room and PARTY ON DOWN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I could bring micro to Stunned's in the afternoon rather than mess my wife around, depending on what time we're starting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:10, Reply)

thirstier


thinner
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)
well this is DEFINITELY a lie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Shut up you ginger bint.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I hate it when she speaks with her mouthful.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)
it's like a cocktail sausage
even a 6 month old baby would still have room in its mouth
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
flatterer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)
i meant battered
you big, big polish sausage, you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)
I was eating a twix earlier and I thought "hmmm, this is smaller than I remember"
turns out they have reduced the size by 8g to 50g so as to maintain it's price point :O
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Oh man, more Twix woes from Nakers.
Where will this rollercoaster story take us next???!!! :OOO
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)
hahahaha top marks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)
hahaha
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:14, Reply)
bring back orange twixes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)
This is cool:
wearedata.watchdogs.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)
yes it is, I like data

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Hi Chompy!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)
>: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)
He was no Spock, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Dull.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:16, Reply)
I know you are but what is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:17, Reply)
An acorn?
Now put it away and zip up, there's a dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Nakers is inordinately proud of his baby elephant impression; cut him some slack, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Ha ha. Fancy a pint on your way home?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Mebbe tomorrow? I am in a bad mood tonight. Best on my tod.
L on lates all week.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Tomorrow or Thursday. Either work for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:22, Reply)
Marvellous.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:23, Reply)
I'll be on my way home soon, please remain in the thread until I have reached my destination and have no further use for you
thx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Well I've given up on working, now.
However, I've also given up on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Quitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:42, Reply)
I've given up on you not being a french surrending shitcunt of the highest order

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I've just cycled home from the office. Far too hot to be doing that sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:09, Reply)

+s r
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:19, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Far too ShoRt to be doing that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 18:38, Reply)

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