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Reverse Foggsy Negative Vibes Thread.
Where is the worst place you've ever been?
Alt: Who is the biggest cunt on here?
Altalt: Why is everything so shit?
Altaltalt: You don't understand me OR my music. I hate you. Why can't I paint my bedroom black? It's so unfair.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:48, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Worst places, YMs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

probably the civic shopping centre in wythenshawe
alt: i think we ALL know the answer to this one
altalt: some of it's alright. like substance abuse or diet coke or chocolate.
altaltalt: because lusty would kill you.
altaltaltalt: what happened to the sunshine?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Wythenshawe is a good shout too

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

they've got the.......
and the...............

yeah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

One of our sites is there
The IT guy had breath so bad:

IT Guy: "I'm just popping out for lunch"
Me, under breath to workmate: "Hope its a fucking toothpaste sarnie"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Nantwich
Had to block my hotel door closed with my bag and the shower had no curtain on it. Bizarrely, one of the nicest Italian meals I've ever had there though

Alt:
TGB - fucking massive

AltAlt:
Every time I bum YMs they shite everywhere

AltAltAlt:
*hands razor*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)

*tidies up beard*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Crewe is a contender.
I had an hour there when I had to change trains coming back from a pal's wedding.

I decided to go for a wander and a local pint. Dear God what a depressing shithole.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

crewe station is awful
the only place to eat around there is subway

but it has one massive thing in its favour. IT'S NOT STOKE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Our receptionist once booked me into a hotel in Stone, rather than Stoke
Good curry in Stone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Well Stoke isn't Wolverhampton.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

well, where is?

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

There's a McDonalds round the corner

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

if you throw a dart at a map of the UK there's a better than average chance there's a Maccy Ds round the corner from where it hits.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

not in wilmslow, darling
it turned into a strada
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Strada, eh?
One rung up the chain franchise ladder.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I don't even know what a Strada is
apart from a dodgy old Fiat saloon.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)

It's similar to a Zizzi's

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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)

do you think they know that's french for "cock"?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Mid-market Shitalian chain.
Think 'Cafe Rouge' but Eyetie. Think 'shit'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

clickin dis

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

The Nelson in Cowley.
Owned by scumbag Jamaicans, frequented by scumbag gypsies, jukebox by 1999, pool cues rapped in foam to stop you smashing people with them. No chairs, to stop you smashing people with them, no glass to stop you smashing people with them. All tables bolted to the floor.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I've been out in Cowley a few times many years ago

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

cool story bro

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Swansea, but my university town of Pontypridd runs a close second.
After Swansea I didn't dare to go all the way into Newport.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Bangor is fucking depressing too.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Port Talbot
1971 time warp. The only hotel there is brown
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Fuck knows why the Welsh are so fucking defensive about the place.
It's unrelentingly dreadful.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Some of Wales is unbelievably attractive.
Top notch castles too. Chepstow's in my top 5 I reckon. Caernarfon, Caerphilly - all jolly good.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

In fairness, I could probably live in Chepstow.
It is gorgeous, there. I'd have to commute into Bristol, though. No way am I spending my entire day in Wales.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Incidentally,
if you visit the Chepstow area with the kid, she'd like Puzzle Wood.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Oh aye?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Yeah, it's an old Roman open caste mine that's been overtaken by a wood.
It's pretty interested for adults as you can still see toolmarks etc. Kids will enjoy pretending to be hobbits, or some shit. Have a Google.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Will do, ta.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

we did our history gcse project on chepstow
it involved a night out at a medieval castle dinner, too much mead for 15 year olds, and the entire coach singing "swipe and mr [gay teacher that she was totally in love with] sitting in a tree" for what felt like the entire drive to wales. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

surely, in the context of supervising schoolgirls
"any" mead is too much mead.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:18, Reply)

and boys
don't forget the boys in their fake medieval armour
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Things were different in the Sixties.

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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

the pics from last night have made me think i might now be at the age where it is no longer ok to smile in photographs

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)

You'll be pleased to know that clean-shaven and without my glasses,
I still look like a twenty-six year old.

A pudgy, slightly balding, oddly old-looking for his age twenty-six year old, but a twenty-six year old nonetheless.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

who on earth told you that, grandpa?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

The mirror. Don't be hatin'

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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:45, Reply)

They're more likely to put out if you get them drunk first.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

there were quite a few of us would have raped him, given half a chance
stupid gayness taking all the best ones away :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Porthcawl fucks all of the rest of wales into a cocked hat for devestating shiteness
and I was nearly killed by two spasmodically drunk cunts in a transit van there. Nothing out of the ordinary about that, except at the time I was camping in a clifftop field more than half a mile from the nearest actual road, which was a touch bizarre
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

you? camp?
surely not...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

The tent was gold lamee, sweetie.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

do you know how much i wish this were true

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

List of answers thread!!!!
1. Blackpool.
2. THEY know who they are.
3. I'm sure there are a variety of reasons, but I'll play to your core beliefs and say: immigrants
4. Have you done your bassoon practice yet, young man?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I don't even LIKE the bassoon. I didn't ask to be born.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I used to play the bassoon.
Trufax.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

bassoon? pink oboe, more like.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

+like a ~~the~~ ~~ass~~ uff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

You ungrateful wretch.
Do you realise how hard your mother and I have to work to pay for those lessons?
And the bloody instrument wasn't cheap, you know.
And for what? You making a sound like a flatulent duck every once in a when you can be bothered.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

windy duck.
best of all the ducks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

no
that would be the rapey bum mallard you treated us to the other week :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

"ain't no mallard like a rapey bum mallard"

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

God you're so SAD. I'm going to hang around outside some shops.

*slam*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Ashton-under-Lyme
alt: you spelt his name wrong
altalt: it's because of you
altaltalt: go and tidy your room, PROPERLY, no chucking stuff under the bed young man, and put your clothes in the wash basket or you'll have to go out in a pair of your sister's knickers.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Re altaltalt,
he'd probably enjoy dis.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Cherbourg, hands down
Alt: Not trip-trapping over that bridge, thank you very much.
AltAlt: It's not. Not really.
AltAltAlt: Well maybe if you acted a bit more like a grown up, we'd treat you like one.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Calais's a bit of a pit, too.
Not quite as bad as Dover, mind.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I've only passed through Dover, it wouldn't be fair to comment
Mrs Hats lived in Cherbourg for a year, so I went to stay with her a few times. Most depressing seaside town I've ever seen.
Thankfully we went on day trips from time to time. Bayeux was beautiful, and Caen was quite nice.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)

My school French exchange trip was to Caen.
This nugget of information should almost complete the 'teenage years' section of your tangledupinfactbook.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Mine was to Le Touquet.
The guys I was sharing a room with put a Henry vacuum cleaner in my bed. The rumour that I fucked hoovers went round school more quickly than they dared to hope.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I had been meaning to ask you about that.
So there is some truth in the rumour, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Just another snippet to add to your Kroney Kollectibles album.

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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Mine was to Paris
where one of my friends was propositioned by a toothless Parisian hooker
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

This is becoming quite the scrapbook, I tell you

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

You weren't so bloody unhappy to see it in 1940

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

If we're talking grim port towns, I present to you Holyhead.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)

We once hired a cottage in Saundersfoot S/Wales
And decided to go to Pembrey Country Park, on the back way we went into Llanelli because it has a large supermarket, I have never been anywhere like that since, the whole place reeked of desperation and despair, if you need a location for post apocalyptic film that's the place.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

The lavs in the Carrefour supermarket in Cherbourg
Fuck me, Harters...it was so dirty I didn't even want to piss on it. It was like the toilet in Trainspotting. No exaggeration.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I've heard that the rapey bum-AIDS virus can crawl right up your piss stream off bogs like that.

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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I wasn't going anywhere near no toilets at that place
This is the first picture on their Tourism board WTF

www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/62/64/15/llanelli.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Tourism-g776264-Llanelli_Carmarthenshire_Wales-Vacations.html&h=412&w=550&sz=31&tbnid=Io9CLDJGA_hQHM:&tbnh=94&tbnw=125&zoom=1&usg=__Ds-7VgDgylJksDMw5SFIttC2GaA=&docid=Wb5KBY1siYwWWM&sa=X&ei=OszfUajEMIe3hAfC_oCwDQ&ved=0CF8Q9QEwBA&dur=1291
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)

That really is as good as Llanelli gets.

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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Have you been there?
Pembury country park was excellent, we hired cycles and it had it's own private beach.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Although I did fuck up
as I was actually trying to get to Pendine Sands and the museum of speed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Amphetamine and other psychostimulants through the years

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Why did it take me so long to get this?
The guy who died in BABBS, was a dead ringer for Jeremy Clarkson
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I spent four years living in Wales.
That was plenty to build up a long-standing loathing of the entire country. As far as I'm concerned, everywhere looks like Aberdare.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:34, Reply)

So og has to go on a business trip with the girl that sits opposite her.
The girl that I was seeing before I dumped her for og. I can't see that being awkward.
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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:39, Reply)

They will spend all day bitching* about you and your tiny cock
* See: laughing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Yeah, pretty much this.

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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:49, Reply)

It'll certainly be awkward for you
After some initial awkwardness for both of them within half an hour they'll be comparing notes and one will be asking why you never did "that" with her, etc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

And within another half-hour they'll be lapping at each other's fannies like labradors going at hot chips.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I, er, well I...hmmm.

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Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

you know, those documentaries you watch on women's sleepovers online?
some of them are fake x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

This is well bollocks

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

You started it

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

He who smelt it, dealt it.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Ich leibe es

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

*hits with rhythm stick*

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:49, Reply)

OW!

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

NEW THREAD

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

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