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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this is good eh.
good C0CK!!!!!!!!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23355944

That's a surprising statistic to me. What do you find surprising?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:40, 165 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Tell me about it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:42, Reply)
+ stud

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:42, Reply)

stud cock
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:44, Reply)

What? What's good? I want to know what's good!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:43, Reply)
THIS, God damn it - *THIS*
I know you doctors are terrible at writing but I didn't know you also had difficulty reading!!!!! HAHAHAH GET IT?????
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:44, Reply)
I'd just like to point out here that I get this joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I get it too, and would like to submit it to a comedy website.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:46, Reply)
I like this - and when I say this, I mean 'your post' - not the same *THIS* referred to above.
I do hope this clears up any possible misunderstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)
This solves everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)

There really wasn't any confusion to be had there, it was incredibly clear to me what you meant.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I like to be thorough.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)
That's good to know.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:46, Reply)
Jesus.
Jesus is good. Let him into your heart, you miserable bloody heathen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Once a was a True Believer. That's true that is. How silly I was!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2019334
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)
rape
&c
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I will give it a whirl sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:45, Reply)
It's not rape if you want it you spoiler.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I'm more of a pillager than a raperer.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)
You're no fun any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Is this an official grooming?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Yes*.
*No**.

**Maybe - how much have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)

What does an Elizabeth Duke Sovereign ring, RRP £16.99 get me?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)
2 quid at Cash4Gold

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)
For that I can give you a slight feeling of unease caused by an over-long glance, if you like.
Chuck in a chunky gold necklace and I'll add a raised eyebrow and suggestive comment, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Deal. But only if during the over long glance I can maintain eye contact and smile.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Depends - who's dressing as Uncle Robert?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Did your parents have any children that lived?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:44, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I am bored out of my mind.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I am bored out of my mind, your mind, your mum's mind......
I want to go and sit outside the Captain Kidd guzzling pints like it's my last day on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)
I might spend the afternoon sat outside a pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Only an utter fool would do otherwise

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Are you meeting up with Chompy later?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Where is Cho-cho we seem to have a lack.....
of BBC newslinks and Statistics today
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)
That's not really surprising
Tablets are flashy, insubstantial and essentially lazy. A bit like men. Women like men.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Therefore, you are a woman. QED.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)
I must be
I own a tablet, am part of a same-sex dance troupe, don't eat meat and love dressing up and generally being fabulous.

Plus there's all the bumming.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:55, Reply)
it's unsurprising. tablets are basically computers for girls.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I have a tablet and I'm not a girl. You're mean and I'm going to run away crying.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:50, Reply)
HAHA BULLIED BY WILF!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)
SHUT IT WANDERBOYCE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)
*cowers*

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)

NOT AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)
SADFACE

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Yes, I have a sad face. Because I'm sad, okay? Thanks for the reminder.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
so do I but mine has a keyboard so it's kind of like a laptop,
but I still got bored of it because it's a tablet at the end of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)

jUST LIKE YOU GOT BORED OF ME AND BECAME A CYBER BULLY.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Honesrtly m8 that Wilf is a FACKIN NUTTAH

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)

CYBER BULLY STEAM PUNK PRICK
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Well, if you buy a cheapest android one you can find, it's not like its going to keep up with the latest laptop 1-2 years down the line.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I didn't. and that's not what I expected it to do
don't be a twat gonz.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I have both
I think the tablet is ok ish - much prefer a PC.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
It's surprisingly easy to make spinach & ricotta canneloni

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Classic AA right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)
repost of dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:02, Reply)
My life is over :(

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:02, Reply)
That is surprising!!!

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
\o/ I now have in my office freezer
a packet of 8 mini Mint Feasts 8 Mini Twisters and 6 Solero Exotics
for only £7
I’m not sure which one to have :(


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Fat cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
YES
I'm not planning on eating them all in one sitting, they receptionist said she was going to the supermarket I asked her to get me a packet of frozen lollies, this was my three choice I expected her to get one of them not all three
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)

All the Twisters. Immediately. Before you overheat.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Good Call
I'll have a Twister
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Is it true the ice cream section of a twister is pineapple flavoured?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
FUCK OFF and buy your own

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Haha Just messing
If it is I honestly haven't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

No, you were right. I'm going to buy one now. Sorry to ask such an invasive question. I will learn my place.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Go and get one of these instead
groceries.asda.com/asda-webstore/landing/home.shtml?referrer=cookiesDetecting#/product/910001038227
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
My new glasses give me superpowers.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
They enable to see how hardworking Asian women are?

PS alright Noel where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
See! He's admitted cheating the system!!!
MODS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Whosa meesa?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I'll knock your Gungan face right off you CGI spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Alright chap.
Yeah shit's up and down, I disappeared cos some serious shit went down and my brain failed. It's still failing but I'm drinking cider so everything's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Also, any MODERN hip hop on your radar?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
none at all, soz
Not heard anything new I liked since Edan's last LP
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Chali 2na's solo albums will light your fire.
And try Reflection Eternal if you don't mind a bit of Talib Kweli.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Talib Kweli is a bit hit and miss for me.
Some of his stuff's great, some, meh...

I imagine my old mucker DJ Format's stuff is consistently good, he knows his stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
He really is hit and miss, like most rappers.
I loved Format, especially this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C31f7GbJQE
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)
I bought an album of Kweli on the strength of "Get By"
Hate the rest of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Shit bruv sorry to hear things have been not-great.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Hey you know, when the person you care about most tries to commit suicide four times in 18 months things can seem a little dark.
Fortunately substance abuse seems to take the edge off.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Always does the trick for me.
PS fucking hell mate
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Let's be fair, looking at me and her mother she was very likely to come up with some weird and wonderful mental health issue at some point in her life.
At least now she has the chance to learn how to cope with it all. Mind you, even if she ends up selling handjobs for meals I'll still love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

love her be in the queue etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
of course.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
How about you?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
SHIT.
Sorry man, hadn't realised you were talking about your daughter. Seriously sorry. Have deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Haha, I didn't see it.
NEVER delete on my account, I'm a tough cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)
As you can tell by my biscuit analogy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)

tough cookie cunt
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Yeah yeah shut it Fritzl

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Yeah ups and downs too, albeit less drama than yours.
1. Having to sell my luvverly flat, can't do it any more
2. Access to kid exceeding wildest dreams - I have her for 3 nights on the trot starting tomrrow. Seeing as I didn't even clap eyes on her for the whole of January and February this is a fucking miracle
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)
A miracle I applaud, you must be doing something right.
Still banging the fit one?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Shhhh - Lusty reads this site OK?
*does throat slitting motion*
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Jesting aside, yes, incredibly I have yet to be dumped.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Haha hey she knows how I feel about her.
If she was 43% less mental I'd have tried myself.
she was 43% less mental I was 28% more RAWK
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
They must be getting confused with washing tablets...
Bindun?

Nothing really shocks or surprises me anymore. Even world catastrophes are met with a simple raised eyebrow.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
New iPad and iPhone should come out in september, hopefully gonna get both and sale my old ones to make up most of the dosh.
Apparently they're adding NFC tech which is one i've been waiting for them to introduce for a good few years now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I hear that new tech products make you more attractive to the opposite sex.
Can you confirm or deny this?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Battered is paid to make you think that this is the case

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Who cares about girls think when you can play Sugar Daddy Saga on the toilet ?!?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Good point, well made

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Player got game yo'

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)
That's me told good and proper.
How's the Life of Gonz?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
It's alright thanks, the downs are down but the ups are up and the ups are up higher than the downs are low.
You good?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)
It's like a game of PONG but the bats are samurai swords and the ball is my self-esteem
but my new glasses give me superpower so I'll be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Nobody is going to ask about your glasses, Noel
Give it up.

PS. Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Just read the above, sounds pretty rough man.
Just keep in mind that you've gone through this shit before and kicked it in the arse.

How's the walking charity thing going?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)
NOEL!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
APE!
Did you disgrace yourself and divorce your wife, fuck things up generally then try to justify yourself to strangers on a comedy website?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Wait??????? is Nakers really one of Battered's sock puppets??????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
No, Nakers has a sense of humour.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
POWWWW

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)
There has been some rather good zings and lines today
surprisingly
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)
hahaha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)
i am one of the last remaining married folk here \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
*still married fives*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Haha excellent!
I vaguely follow the goings-on of you lot. I'm sad to see that Mr Edmonds has had more coverage than I.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
\o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
\o

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Only a matter of time, I'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Fucking hell
I've been in a tedious meeting all morning and I'll be in a tedious meeting all afternoon.
Keyword: tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Also, all and in.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)
These are not keywords, just words I have used more than once.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Damn your semantics.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Leave the Jews out of this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)
yes, you really are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
I was expecting this from Monty
Er... Monty Lusty
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Tell them you aren't going
Put the IOU into tedious
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I'm putting the 'scowl' into sportscow(l) right now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Yes I know this doesn't really work but I don't really care

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)
A bit like Pookie then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
No, no-one likes Pookie, not even 'a bit'

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Monce I know you will say that they are shit
But you really need to try them Captain Morgans Parrot Bay frozen alcoholic drinks I got the wife the mango and the Mojito one yesterday they really are rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
they look well bent

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I know what they look like
Use the excuse that you are getting them for Lusty and just try the Mango one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)
alright fucking birthday twin

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)
NOEL!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Oh yeah baby slightly sarcastic Geordie loving!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)
overpriced facebook and shopping shiney things

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Why do tramps continue wearing massive coats when it's really hot?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)
If only Monty was here to answer this one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Is he a homeless?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
not for a couple of months yet

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
because they aint got a wardrobe to hang them up in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

But you could carry it. Just carry it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I saw a chav in a thick hoodie and a goth in full top-to-toe black with a Matrix-style leather jacket and tight leggings.
I was so tempted to go to McDonalds and ask for a super-size cup of ice so I could throw it at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Whilst still in the cup I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)
+ with a poo garnish

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
alright [L] Doctor Frog

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)
It gets them pissed more quickly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)
hence the phrase 'steaming pissed'

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)
The unexpected hitting me between the eyes.
Has anyone here been to Ye Olde Axe in Shoreditch on a Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Me, not two weeks ago.
Great music, the crowd was less expert than I'd have liked and was expecting (many were just folks after a late beer rather than rock'n'roll heads), the DJ repeated records quite a lot which I thought was a bit shit. It doesn't start til half twelve so you need DRUGS.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Am man, I've always been shit at buying drugs
It's usually some guy wearing a special t-shit or something, right?

As long as that place is open till 6 it'll do me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Are you going this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)
No, it's not till October.
I'm just bored and like planning ahead.

/autist
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
I'll come down and meet you if you like.
I only live round the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Excellent, that'd be great.

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)
It's all strippers during the week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)
It's strippers on satuday too, until midnight

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
flashing Ye Olde Axe (wound)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)

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