Who would you like to meet from anytime in history
or fiction and what would you do together?

Alt. What insult, in hindsight, should you not have posted.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:29, 100 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hitler
dance
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

laura ingalls wilder, but the real one who wrote the books with her daughter, not the shitty tv thing which drove me to rage as a child
i think a few days of being a pioneer would be enough for me, though

or elizabeth the first. we would burn a few people. BURN THEM.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

i don't think not paying for a pizza is a heretical offence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

you are actually wrong
there is a criminal statute against being a cheapskate twat. but it would have been 400 years too early, so, meh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Little House on The Prairie was Michael Landon's finest hour actually
All that gingham and big hats wont disguise your knock knees and blatant firecrotch y'know
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

i have neither of those things, you bastard

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Jesus
we could touch our willies together
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

+ Jones

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

Probably Newton, he was a right cunt but he invented the catflap, and experimented on the properties of light by sticking a needle in his eye and physically moving it round.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:33, Reply)

And he wore a catsuit in the film Grease.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

AGHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK, really? FUCK

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

it wasn't really a needle, it was more like a blunt knitting needle
and it wasn't really in his eye, it was into the space around the eye
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I'd like to meet Jesus
to see if he was fiction or fact.

I'd going drinking with him as he can make wine appear
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Don't think I've posted an insult I'd take back
Only jesting innit?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

+ Jones

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I would Move Mountains for this to happen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

The Lakeland poets, to ask them WTF they were smoking.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

+ Jones

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

and where they get all their ideas for silicone bakeware

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)

heh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

i don't do insults

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Studio 54. New York
Doing blow with all the fucked up celebs of the time. Warhol, Taylor, Madonna, even Jackson.

Alt. Everything gets posted for a reason.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Alan Jackson, from Eastenders?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Peter Jackson, from the fighting fantasy books?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Peter Steve
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Steve Jackson, the director of Meet The Feebles?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Steve Peter

Cripes, I hope this isn't JimKellyGate all over again
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

hahaha WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Michael Jackson, C4 executive and presenter of The Beer Hunter?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Action Jackson?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Gen Sir Mike Jackson Rtd, from the army?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Melodic jazz-pop sensation 'Jumpin' Joe Jackson?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Gordon Jackson?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Samuel L HActually

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I'm still loving this
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Will-Smith-Fan-Club/310281634993
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Ha! I bet folk think that's serious too.
Silly folk.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Ray Nicholson
Jack's Son
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Mick Jackson, my grandad's old neighbour?
He moved, so if it IS him, he might be difficult to find. I can ask if he left a forwarding address if you like, but I wouldn't get your hopes up.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Gandhi. I'd kick his fucking teeth in, the fucking paedo fraudster.
Alt: I was rude about Gandhi a minute ago, not sure if it's 'too soon' to lay into Mohandas in that way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I think you should take back the original time you called me a bent spastic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I regret NOTHING

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Used to think Lois Lane was hot.
I'd like to meet Superman and ask him for a Utube clip.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

which one?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Director's cut

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

The one with the dog on a skateboard - it's so LOL!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Don't think I'd want to meet any particular person.
I don't have any heroes outside of my grandad and if I did they'd probably turn out to be utter cunts.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Last person to surrender in Paris, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)

He lasted a full 30 seconds after the invasion

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Eric Hobsbawm.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Lunch tomorrow?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Fred West
YOUR MUM AAHAHAHAHAHA WE'D 'DO' YOUR MUM GEDDIT YOUR MUM!!!! AHAHAHA YOUR MUM!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

En fuego, as per!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Muchas gracias senor!!!!! THAT'S SPANISH!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Ok, I just watched a bit in a film, right
Where this woman pees into a glass, then drinks it, right? Then she goes over to another woman sat next to a sink, sticks her fingers down her own throat and vomits her own piss over this other womans face.
That's not right, is it? I mean...why am I watching this?
That's not even the weirdest thing that's happened so far either.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)

That Blue Peter's gone right downhill.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:03, Reply)

It doesn't have a wikipedia entry
It's called ReGOREgitated Sacrifice and it's utterly horrible.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)

i prefer your guitar hobby if I'm honest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:10, Reply)

So do I :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:12, Reply)

They just put a tarantula in a lady's foo-foo and sewed it shut
I think I've had enough of this. Imma go watch Lion King or something.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:15, Reply)

you fucking furry

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:16, Reply)

*yiffs in hell*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:17, Reply)

That's crazy!!!
I mean - wha-a-t????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

It IS a bit much, Monts, I'll be honest
I mean, it's no Avatar.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)

hey mate have I ever suggested you watch this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pXW8LoisGs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:30, Reply)

I wondered what that was for a moment
I have seen that, yes. That is some fancy playing.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Chas of Chas'n'Dave on bass too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Monty Boyce
I dunno...chat probably.

Alt: There are no regrets. Only choices. Admittedly, some of those choices turn out to be bad ones, but still. No regrets.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I'd go back to the 60's and tell the beatles to try and be a bit less shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

And tell them to stop causing
maaaassive arguments on off topic.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Yeah, the big fucking RUINERS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Spike Milligan. Get drunk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I can barely watch him.
The pain in his eyes is heartrending, he lookds like he's about to start crying all the time, the poor mad cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I'd go with you.
Got a letter from him the last time he was ill and I sent him a poem and best wishes etc. Ace bloke.
By far my favourite memento.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)

is this a trick question?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Not as far as I know but you're welcome
to respond as if it is.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)

i wouldnt know how to

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:11, Reply)

Battered's mum
trip to the abortion clinic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:56, Reply)

www.guardian.co.uk/fashion/2013/jul/24/have-we-reached-peak-beard
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:00, Reply)

:((((

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:01, Reply)

how does this affect your neck beard?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Thank fuck for that.
I can go back to being unfashionable again.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:05, Reply)

I reckon Oliver Cromwell would be interesting to talk to.

Alt: I think I may have been a little harsh on Chompy in the past
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:02, Reply)

and...?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:03, Reply)

and what, spacktard?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

oh


nothing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:08, Reply)

I mean I just thought, while you were apologising for being rude...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Ha ha ha
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jul/23/anthony-weiner-huma-abedin

his name is weiner and there's a picture of his cock going around.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Harters?
b3ta.com/board/10986357
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:23, Reply)

What are you doing looking at board, you prick.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Is it not allowed?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:33, Reply)

such a prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:33, Reply)

William Seward Burroughs.
We'd take yage and do pederasty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 17:41, Reply)