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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Another great weekend is in the offing in Bristolwww.bristolharbourfestival.co.uk/queen_square/queen_square.php
How does your town or city keep you entertained?
Alt: Friday evening plans?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:57,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Is a gay cunt one that someone has shit into?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:02,
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Nothing to do in London, it's shit, I don't know why anyone would live there.It's really expensive and shit - Cheadle Hulme is where it's at these days.
hahaha yeah check 'em haha yeah
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:03,
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If you ever take Len to Bristolwww.piratewalks.co.uk/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:03,
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Cheadle Hulme is a complete and utter shithole.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:10,
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damming indeed coming from a Congleton local(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:11,
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I just looked up what's on Milton Keynessaw this and lolled. www.mkweb.co.uk/News/Leisure/X-Factor-star-Jahmene-Douglas-promotes-Love-Never-Fails-at-Asda-in-Milton-Keynes-20130723171755.htm
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I'm pleased MK has an Asda though.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:11,
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his dad was a psycho stalker wife/child beater(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:14,
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With a fondness for giving his kids shit names.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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Apparently it will be number 1Just how many desperate middle aged housewives are queuing up for that?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:54,
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Oh bless that's adorable. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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I think Bristle's like a mini, more laid-back London.The docks are lovely in the day. Not so much at night.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:13,
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i saw a guy with a broken wrist randomly punch three people in a queue for a ghastly nightclub on the waterfronthe broke his cast, then the bouncers kicked the shit out of him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:14,
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at the last brizzle bash some pissed twat got bottled by some other pissed twathe staggered straight through us, and of course he picked the one in the beautiful cream cardigan to coat in his horrible pissed blood. poor rakky.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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did you grab her and hold her in front of you like a human shield?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:19,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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Looked like a bandage, dinnit.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:19,
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I thought it was a fairly quiet night.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:21,
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Friend's leaving do.Then Saturday my father's 75th birthday, for which he's forcing us all to hill walk with him and have a picnic.
Going to see White Lies tonight. I like the band, but it's in bloody Hoxton. I fear I may have to be violent.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:12,
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i liked some of their first album, but nothin since(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:13,
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^White Lie Right Here^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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Second album's equally good, I think.I particularly like Holy Ghost:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt33FFgzGb4
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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really? They're a poor man's editors, who are a poor man's Interpol, who are a poor man's Joy Division.
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+ who are a poor man's tedious pile of wank(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:35,
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My city is surprisingly well catered for with live music and culture.Plus it is relatively easy to get to other places for entertainment.
Alt: Mrs tangle is down in London on Friday evening, so I shall be spending it chain-smoking joints and wanking into her knicker drawer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:15,
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go you get first refusal on twang club tvikets?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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Lies, last time it was lively in Coventry was the 14th November 1940(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:17,
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fucking great light show and the sound! Well people were complaining of ringing ears for days!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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*Nods begrudgingly*Touché
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:24,
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nice to see specialist nights being put on for the gay cunt community(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:24,
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A very special night, by gay cunts, for gay cunts.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:24,
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qotw votewww.b3ta.com/board/10986742
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:16,
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Listen I'm trying to oust b3th as mod here, leave it out yeah?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:20,
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r e Sainsburys is your friend
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:25,
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He still moans about that loaf of bread(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:33,
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Moans more than the French did about us sinking their fleet during WW2(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:34,
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Ha ha A friend was in Brittany the other week and one of the locals did actually mention it to him.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:36,
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'serves you right for being well-known cowards then doesn't it?'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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"It was very simple, surrender or die. You made the choice."No way we were going to let the Germans get their hands on more battleships.
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It was even more reasonable than thatIt is impossible for us, your comrades up to now, to allow your fine ships to fall into the power of the German enemy. We are determined to fight on until the end, and if we win, as we think we shall, we shall never forget that France was our Ally, that our interests are the same as hers, and that our common enemy is Germany. Should we conquer we solemnly declare that we shall restore the greatness and territory of France. For this purpose we must make sure that the best ships of the French Navy are not used against us by the common foe. In these circumstances, His Majesty's Government have instructed me to demand that the French Fleet now at Mers el Kebir and Oran shall act in accordance with one of the following alternatives;
(a) Sail with us and continue the fight until victory against the Germans.
(b) Sail with reduced crews under our control to a British port. The reduced crews would be repatriated at the earliest moment.
If either of these courses is adopted by you we will restore your ships to France at the conclusion of the war or pay full compensation if they are damaged meanwhile.
(c) Alternatively if you feel bound to stipulate that your ships should not be used against the Germans unless they break the Armistice, then sail them with us with reduced crews to some French port in the West Indies — Martinique for instance — where they can be demilitarised to our satisfaction, or perhaps be entrusted to the United States and remain safe until the end of the war, the crews being repatriated.
If you refuse these fair offers, I must with profound regret, require you to sink your ships within 6 hours.
Finally, failing the above, I have the orders from His Majesty's Government to use whatever force may be necessary to prevent your ships from falling into German hands.
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Which suggestion is Twoeys?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:22,
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QOTW have just stolen your question.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:27,
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Oi Nakers NO PITCHING WOO ON /OT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:32,
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I feel somewhat reassured that I only understand about half of what Harters says(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:36,
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AA is still silently dominating the popular page(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:39,
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Also, has anyone been to the Pompeii exhibition at the British Museum?If so, was it any good?
www.britishmuseum.org/whats_on/exhibitions/pompeii_and_herculaneum.aspx
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:40,
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Please never post again.Thanks x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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just call me jeff and gimme a reach around(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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I think I just eruptured something reading that pun.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:43,
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No but by Jiminy I will, it looks incredible.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:42,
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That's right up my Via Sacra IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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I does look good, doesn't it?I'm thinking of buying my dad a ticket for his birthday.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:44,
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Only a Gay cunt wouldn't appreciate such an excellent gift idea.JUST REMINDING PEOPLE THAT IT'S MY 40TH THIS YEAR.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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it was great wasn't itand what do we get? Jools Holland : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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God he's annoying.Incredibly smug.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:58,
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Yeah, but he occasionally posts funny stuff.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:59,
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ha ha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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40th what? Bath since you have been alive, you smelly roadie
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:48,
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I have to admit that made me laugh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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It's not even in my top 10 of NASA rockets(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2027797
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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York has fuck all to entertain gay cunts like me.But luckily for me, Leeds has a welcoming, thriving and dynamic LGBT scene.
Friday night wi be spent at Queen's Court as usual.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:46,
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People who call joints 'bifters' are wankers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:47,
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I call them 'J's' or 'doobs'.I don't really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:49,
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nakers and jasper got gated by their housemasterwhen he caught them blocking up a j of awesome doobage on the fives court
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:02,
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^ possibly my most withering post of all time(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:06,
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Not quite as withered as Mr B3th's cock(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:07,
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I like "jazz fags". It covers a few more bases.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:56,
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My boss asked me if I could get some for him on the way into work today.I can't.
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Same for people who call E's 'disco biscuits'utter cunts
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:55,
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Likewise terms for being drunk, other than pissed, bladdered or wasted."Spangled" is right out.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:57,
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TOTALLY GAZEBOED HHAHAHAAHHAAHHA(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:01,
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tyrolean gunlolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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Mortal is acceptable.Also motherless.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:12,
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I had a dealer who did.Thought he was being all down with the kids and that.
Utter bellend but decent gear
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:08,
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Oh, you mean 'bifters'Never once heard that uttered
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:09,
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So you poofters never have bifters, even after a few snifters?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:11,
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I biff regularly, thank you.I just use appropriate terms :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:17,
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I was channelling my inner Ronnie Barker(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:20,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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i just don't get weedi think it was the stoner kids at uni that put me off it, they just looked... grubby.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:12,
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He was referring to your "ex"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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Just out of interestMonty has been calling people a 'gay cunt' today, bearing in mind your bendericity, would you rather he just call you 'cunt' or, 'straight cunt'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:16,
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one of my gay mates does an event in london called "naked boys reading"fucking hell, some of them are hot. but it would be like being in a krispy kreme factory when you're on a water diet :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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I just say 'going out for a smoke'if anyone asks what type I tend to say either 'special' or 'magic'. Not sure how cunty this might sound.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:14,
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Very Twoey, very indeed.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:15,
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ha ha Got you it's not cunty at all......it's Gay Cunty
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:17,
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oh man I forget that's on every year, I'm totally going to go to that(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 13:51,
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*drinky hand gesture* (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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