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It's friiiiiiiday! What are you doing? Tell us on this generic weekend plans thread.
Alt: Everybody's mum is busy. Think of something better.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:23,
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Yo.....Nothing really set in concrete so farI suppose I will be picking loads of Cherries, I'll play the rest by ear
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:29,
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I may have to buy some latex gloves and bake a load of......crumbles and cherry pies on Sunday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:35,
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haha she's not even in my top 10 cherry pie makers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:45,
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:53,
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This weekend I are mostly......Putting up 2 fences, digging up and gravelling over an unused area of lawn and drinking heavily.
Alt: I may take a look at a baritone acoustic guitar that's come up for sale.
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I have a sneaking suspicion that they are 'Electric' guitar fans!*shudders*
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Th is a connoisseur of the stringed instrument, he'd certainly appreciate it (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:41,
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I heard he moved on to....guitars after he snapped his Banjo string
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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I'm visiting someone in a hospice \o/ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:32,
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^ Gay Cunt ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:37,
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A couple of things planned for this weekend.Be dejected and apathetic.
Wander around listlessly and aimlessly because of unhappiness or boredom.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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Cheer up champ, You could always just kill yourself, save the effort in moping.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:40,
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What's wrong? Has someone upset you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:45,
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Not yet DocMaybe later, Yeah
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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Just because I think Ask Jeeves and AOL are fantastic WWW (world wide web)resources.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:53,
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Morning Wee PeeIs Porter still pining over the lack of pond?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:38,
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It's pepper. And no, she seems ok with it now. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:40,
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This is the one with the overbite yeah?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:41,
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Yah, looks like a sharks nose. She's teething and is ripping everything in my house to pieces.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:43,
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Hope you don't mind but I will continue to think of her as PorterIt was a great name suggestion
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:43,
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Fair enough. She's currently trying to drag my boots across the room, although I'm sure they're heavier than her.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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Tonight shall be mostly spent in my garden.My Saturday has been ruined by Mrs tangle buying tickets for the kids to see In the Night Garden LIVE and then fucking off to London for the weekend, leaving me to be the one to take them.
Alt: Er... has anyone got a sister then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:39,
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In the Night Garden is fucking mentaltake some mushrooms before you arrive, it'll be more fun
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:44,
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I've never managed to stay awake during an episode on the TVMushrooms make everything better though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:45,
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that is the point of it isn't it?i find it fucking hectic and rather mental
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:46,
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I remember having to take my son to see "The Tweenies" liveI feel for you Bra.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:44,
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I fucking HATE the tweenies, that and Zingzillas are banned in my houseFOBM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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You should google the one where they did Jimmy Savillethat will put a smile on your face
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:48,
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seen it, i bet he nonced milo into next week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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Jake always looked more nervous and twitchyI bet Max was noncing them all probably fingering Doodles and Izzles as well
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:52,
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I only know that one name sozI don't sit round with the Tweeneies on repeat wanking into a cup and rubbing my own feces into my face liek you do.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:54,
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It must have been about 10 years since I last had to endure watching the TweeniesWhat can I say, I retain useless information
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:55,
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I ma also going to a pool and tennis weekend with young people, i don't play tennis, can't swim very well and don't like young people\o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:53,
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Jesus, not a Youth Weekend? As the kids say, fuck dat shit man.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:54,
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Perhaps not so nightmare inducing then. What can I say? I panicked.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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Becoming a scout master...really hasn't panned out for you has it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:58,
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In the queue at YM(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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Osbourbe was right, the economy is picking up!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:01,
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Cho-cho's still got every Friday off till Sept.I bet Kroney is out buying condoms for his dirty weekend
Monty Probs. feels really guilty for the terrible bullying on QOTW yesterday
Battered is still washing the blood of his claw hammer
And B3th, well no expanation needed really
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:05,
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Thisb3ta.com/questions/badgigs/post2027928
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:01,
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'er indoors is off to Brum for some horrific girly night outwhich means my kids will insist on a movie marathon sleepdown in the living room (she gets all weird about having sleeping bags downstairs making the place look untidy).
Might try making my own KFC again for the night if I can remember what I did last time.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:01,
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home made fried chicken is awesome and really easy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:02,
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This is trueI completely fucked up on the cumin though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:04,
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Thank you Bill Clay ITIYRNYou doing Fantasy Football again this year?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:06,
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Ahh, you've not joined under your usual name, haha(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:10,
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I thought you were 'Bill Clay' last year?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12,
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No, I'm only 'Bill Clay' here and when in the middle of stealing money from Japanese corporations(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:14,
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Is there a league code done?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Batter chicken, deep fry, inject lung butter and mucus. Serve & enjoy!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:02,
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that sounds like an thinly veiled excusefor your missus to get some lady scissoring on, You have turned another one "Bill Clay"
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Poach the chicken in milk firstMakes it supernom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:05,
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i poached your mum's face in my man milk last night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:05,
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I did that very thing last timethen used the milk to make the gravy, which turned out to be the best part
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:06,
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American style gravy?Is it any good?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Yeah, great for fried chickendon't think I'd like it over a traditional roast dinner though
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:09,
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Ah, here lies the problemI really should write stuff down, I think I end up cooking stuff differently every time I do it
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12,
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Fair enough!I only use recipes for two dishes, but they're mainly so I can remember the order.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:13,
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I have a book that I stick recipes into, otr write them out, but only when they've been proven several times/bent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:22,
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You should email yourself a copy as well(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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My Mum did the same, now she's deadHTH xx
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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oh god you're not planning on killing me as well are you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:25,
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My intention was to be to listen to Green Day until you do it for me(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:26,
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Marinate the chicken in buttermilk over night (or just milk and vinegar as a cheap alternative) Helps really lock in moisture while cooking.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:05,
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Morning SwipeFinish Game Of Thrones tonight, followed by meeting friends at the pub.
It's my friend's birthday/engagement/leaving do tomorrow night, that should be good. Might be meeting for a curry beforehand, too.
Sunday, doing a chicken roast, followed by going to see The World's End in the evening.
Should be good!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:04,
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MORNING!I feel fucking epic today for some reason. I've already shouted at a gyppo scrappie to fuck off about from next door's skip at 7am.
Today I will be mostly boiling in work. I shall remedy this at lunchtime via the application of Peroni to face. I'm out tonight for beers and Mrs Cow's Dad is coming up for the weekend. This will involve MOAR beers and corned beef pie.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Oof, I've not had a Peroni in fucking ages.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Corned beef pie sounds disgusting. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:08,
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I saw northerners eating this 'delicacy' when I was at university and I can confirm that it is both of those things.Edit: In fact it was the 'hash' variety, as mentioned by our Congleton correspondent below. Do not be fooled by the name, it doesn't contain hashish.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11,
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I wouldn't have it in a pieBut corned beef hash is fucking wonderful.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:10,
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Corned beef is foul. Cloying & greasy. A bit like naker's mum. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12,
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Personally, I disagree on the corned beef frontAlthough it wouldn't be inaccurate to describe his Mum as a 'bit beefy'.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:14,
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Not American Corned Beef(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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You say 'corned beef pie' like it's a good thing. Curious.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:08,
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I made one a few weeks ago and it was one of the best pies I've made(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:09,
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Then your other pies must be really shit. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:10,
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I've only ever made one pie in my lifeIt was fucking fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11,
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Pies FTWI may also make a chicken and leek one too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12,
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*adds bacon to chicken and leek*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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I will make a suggestionfor a chicken and Sausage meat one as well then... a great summer pie that is fantastic cold, use the leftovers from a roast chicken and get so good quality sausage meat (good and spicy etc.) add you own herbs and away your go
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I make a rather fine steak pie, I'll have you know(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11,
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it was just a dog egg stuffed into a greggs steak bake(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12,
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I am struggling to imagine it being nice. Still, good luck to ya!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:11,
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*Piefives*Mine will have Cherries instead
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:12,
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In other news micro has started potty training. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:13,
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holy fuckJust seen an article about hackers taking over cars remotely. How horrifying would that be - would be like being in "christine".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:14,
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I honestly thought you'd fucked up the title then, and was about to mockOnly for me to look it up, and realise that really is the one about the killer car.
What a shit title.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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It's very good, written at...the time when Stephen King was a decent author
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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Glad to be of helpen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_(novel)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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wow...that sound, utterly fucking ridiculous and shit and bent and shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:32,
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Monty give Nakers his login back(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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Where is Kristine, do you think she has died from obesity caused illness?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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Overdosed on Krispy Kreme's. the fat cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:22,
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the sequel to Se7en was ruined by product placements(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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Have you ever seen a picture of it? Morbidly obese & visually offensive, as well as being an unpleasant person. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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Well hopefully her life is over. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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This is HORRENDOUS BULLYINGand I won't have it.
Not on my watch, Sunshine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:38,
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that is really unfairshe's fat, fine, but she has a pretty face, and she's good fun.
save your bullying for people who deserve it, like me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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Remotely as in "have to be sat in car and plugged into Odbc socket"not very remote
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Yeah, you tow me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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You mean your car doesn't have wireless connectivity?I can totally order pizzas in my car. Does mean I have to have some fairly robust anti-virus to stop me getting trojans in my gearbox.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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+e^ Ginger ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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I'm on my second can of popMy voice is about an octave lower than usual and my staff are all going to get a punch in the fucking jaw if they don't stop being retarded.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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why did you hire Nakers?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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I had a feeling no one would get it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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did you go of a cheeky pint with stunner by any chance?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:22,
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nahI went round some young people's gaff for steak and wine, and, as it turned out, cocaine and weed, it was all jolly good fun until I realised it was half three.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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A stone cold classic, you might say(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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^ This ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:25,
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Idea for a sitcomTwo Jews that sell knock-off designer gear at a market. Called "I Can't Believe It's Not Schmutter"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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Sitcom based around a dry cleaning shop that specialises in international clothingCalled "Ethnic Cleansing"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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Sitcom based around cartoon-obsessed Muslim butchersCalled 'That's Hallal folks'
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Jimmy Savile stars in a sitcom about a Nazi death campcalled "Dachau's about that then?"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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As a boy I was shocked to read about American hero Daniel Boone and his 'coonskin hat'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:38,
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I'm still waiting for a call back from Dragons' Dento let me pitch for my idea for a chip shop in Jerusalem called the Arbeit Macht Fry. I think maybe they've got the wrong number for me because I haven't heard back yet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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BT have probably disconnected your phone line(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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What about a sitcom based in a dairy farm in Jerusalemcalled "Cheeses of Nazareth"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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OKHow about a sitcom based on a Hassidic chap and his attempt to rise through the ranks of George Galloway's controversial political party?
'Respect Jew'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:40,
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I think "Idea's for a sitcom" deserves it own thread TwoeyMake it so
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:40,
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First payday from new job,got a lot more than I was expecting, and I have a three day weekend.
Apart from having chuff all sleep, life is looking prett-ty good.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:41,
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today will be a good pay pay, as got a pay rise last month adn have £800 of expenses coming in(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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I'm really looking forward to getting away for the weekend.I hate everything at the moment.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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Yeah?Well I hate you, too!
God, you're so unfair! I didn't ask to be born! I'm going to my room!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 9:47,
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