chompy's patchy neck beard is a classic example of when 'beards go wrong'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A football moustache
11 a side
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:04, Reply)

i'm not quite sure i understand what a neckbeard is
first i thought it was an actual thing, then i thought it was a reddit insult for fat internet losers... is it when people are so hairy that their beard grows down their neck and onto their back/chest? or is it implying that they have so many chins that they also have a neckbeard?

help me out here........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)

google image search is your friend
also, in this case, your enemy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

yeah, i don't think i want to know that badly
i just wanted to know if it is a noun or an insult...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Both.
I think it may even be a synecdoche (a term /concept I learned in English Lit many years ago, swore I'd never need and am quite possibly misusing now) it's a (shit) style of facial hair which has become synonymous with a certain kind of nerd.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:19, Reply)

my idea of a nerd is a skinny, pencil-necked dweeb, like sheldon from BBT
who could never grow a beard. i can see i need to rethink my lexicon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

yeah, losta fat, sweaty nerds
often with beards.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:23, Reply)

*avoids comicon*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:24, Reply)

It's an untrimmed beard,
that crawls down the neck, and meets with the chest hair.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

that makes me itchy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

itchy beard lols

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

The idea is to give the illusion of not having a big fat neck, but instead a large jaw.
A quick google image search will reveal that they are fooling no one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)

ah, this kind of makes sense
not as much sense as going for a run and buying a razor, but yer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)