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Salted peanuts and fruit woesAfternoon all
Bit dead in here innit......I've spent the morning clearing out the cellar, so far I have chucked two PC's a 48" TV a Dennon Receiver, a Sony double tape deck and a NAD radio (all working as far as I know) amazing how shit piles up yet you know you're never going to use them again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:47,
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Mourning marrows.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:53,
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post traumatic cress disorder(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:06,
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haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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*applause*(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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cocoNOT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:06,
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That romaines to be seen.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:18,
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That's cos he's a lovable little rocket(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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Moving house allowed me to fling a load of crap away that we'd been hoardingIt is far too difficult to get into the loft in the new house, hence many tip trips
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:20,
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Pls also come and empty all the crap out of my loft.Thx.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Like you don't know, you old queen.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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Old loft was emptiedNew loft was vetted before filling
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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Did you make sure the previous cunts emptied it? My last place the garret was packed with the previous owners shit.
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Next to nowt in the house apart from some odd old booksGonna go to the antique bookshop and see if they are worth anything
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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Why would that stupid cunt not keep a copy of his own book?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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Watch out - one of them might be The Neverending Story and then that chutney Limahl will be singing in your front garden for weeks.Happened to me - in the end I got Rentokil round to get rid of him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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You bought Fanny Craddock's old gaff?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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I found lots of WW2 stuff in my Loft when I moved in(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:31,
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Bayonet's German/english/USa Lugar, Barretta Mag, gas masks, uniform patches, Three Nazi flags journals, medals, a iron cross and loads more.....
gave them all to the Castle Museum
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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*hears Monty weeping uncontrolably*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:41,
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Is this a lie?Do you still have *any* of it? CAN I HAVE A NAZI FLAG TO USE AS A BEDSPREAD PLEASE?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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LOFT CHATA friend of mine put on a festival a few years back, dedicated to local legend Delia Derbyshire.
One of the people involved went round to see her old house and was invited in by the current owner, who then proceeded to hand over a load of Delia's old stuff - school reports, ration book, gas mask, etc. - that he had found in the loft when he moved in.
THIS IS A COOL STORY SO FUCK OFF, BRO
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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Dali FUCKING Derbyshire, that's who!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:45,
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Electronic music pioneer and member of the BBC Radiophonic WorkshopYou may have heard her work on the Dr Who theme, for example.
Basically all the cool sounding shit on any BBC sci-fi programme from the 60s-80s was made by her and her colleagues.
She was very cool.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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That is actually a cool story bro.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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Innitwww.7inch.org.uk/news/2008/09/stalking-delia/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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Myocardamom infarction (
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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Nicked away for four there, Aggers(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:22,
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Hoarder(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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fuck me, what is it with shit threads today?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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in your dreams Harters, even retired librarians in their late 60s have standards.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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well, you are clearly I fine, handsome figure of a man.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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^^ Liberian girl ^^MJ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:41,
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I've just been in a training session on reversionary leasesMore or less dull than fruit woes? Jury is OUT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:31,
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We are trying to pak choi into your day(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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I think you should start a thread on it.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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I am assuming you don't know what one isBelieve me, you are happier that way
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:37,
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NSFWA reversionary lease is a lease that does not commence until some future date.
In Australia and the United Kingdom, legislation restricts such leases. Such a lease would be void if the lease takes effect more than 21 years from the date that of the instrument.[1][2]
A reversionary lease is to be distinguished from a lease of a reversion which is when the landlord after granting a lease to lessee 1 and later grants a lease of the same property to lessee 2 for the same or different period. In such cases, lessee 2 will become the new landlord for lessee 1 (lessee 1 pay rents to lessee 2) and lessee 2 has to pay rent to the original landlord.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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or care for that matter.just a comment on the standard of threads today.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:40,
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I never got thatDrop/bucket/glass of piss maybe. But a piece?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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it's probably a combination of piss easy and piece of cakealthough where piss easy comes from is anybodies guess.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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It's a derivative of piece of cake I thinkI am unsure why though. It was an army phrase I used to hear when I was a kid.
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Urinating is very easy.Newborn babies can do it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:46,
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I can do it even when I am really hammered. Not always in the bog, like...
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