not sure
i think your skin is mostly genetic, but you can help by things like not smoking, taking make-up off at night etc. i've been using anti-wrinkle cream since i was 13 (my mother thought i was mental) and i can honestly say that i have better skin than nearly all my friends the same age and no wrinkles.

but it could also be not having kids so therefore no broken nights' sleep and a bit of fat pushing out the wrinkles, who knows.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:48, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

also where is the lovely badger
i could do a nice bit of badger baiting on the value of expensive anti-wrinkle creams, i reckon...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)

You should read Bad Science ben Ben Goldacre
Essentially all claims made by moisturisers about the special extra ingredients are nothing but lies and the only difference between brands is the different levels of greasiness that they leave behind.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

i've been using clarins, which is middle of the range price, for years
and i'm v happy with my skin. if it ain't broke, don't fix it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Very revealing book.
Haven't read Bad Pharma yet but will soon.
I think it's about sheep shagging.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)

You look like a rhino with a ginger wig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)

and yet i still wouldn't sleep with you if i made a fake vagina out of a leper's stomach and let you stick it in there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I'd rather fuck Stunned than get within 5 metres of your fetid minge.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)

*golf claps all round*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

you've met rapeyrape
so you know how low my standards have dropped in the past.

and yet i'd still turn you down.

you might as well kill yourself now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

YOU FUCKED CHOMPY?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

i don't count it in my magic number, no

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

But you fucked Chompy, yes?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

to answer that i'd have to go into technical detail
the likes of which would scar you to your very soul
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I think technically the penetration needs to break the one inch barrier to count

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Shit
Does that mean I am still a virgin, or does only count if you are the penetrated not the penetrator
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

There'll never be a need to turn me down, as I wouldn't want to go near you in the first place.
I have an aversion to fat northern ginger bints with excessively poor body odour and a labia that could be used for windsurfing.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)

This is why I log on here ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

you know he's at the vinegar strokes just picturing it
little face all red and sweaty, tongue protuding from his spit-flecked lips, right hand frantically flogging his half flaccid pudding...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

I'd rather slice my penis off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

let's face it, it's not like you use it for anything other than typing on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

HTH
www.cgarsltd.co.uk/round-chromegun-metal-double-blade-cutter-p-3651.html?gclid=CLjj1LTN7bgCFcJc3godMTMASg
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Goodness me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)

i might bring one to the next bash anyway
for the lols
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Looking after your skin from a young age is one thing
But a lot of these products claim to be able to turn back time...which can't be true, can it? It might make your skin nice and soft, but it won't give you the skin of a 20 year old if you're pushing 60.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I find a nice sharp scalpel works

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

+ applied to the wrists

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

For getting the skin of a 20 year old

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Remember kids: 'down the lane, not across the tracks'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Actually you're wrong.
I rubbed some Regeneris Hydroknob-5 cream on my bonce last night - before I know it, I was in the Middle Ages.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

The Middle Ages. Also known as the Trewgory Tree Fayre of 1989.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I once drank so much I turned into a neanderthal
Sort of the same thing, right?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

'once', yeah?
Course, mate, course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

:(
*strokes pronounced forehead*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)