My day has been shit, why was your day shit
Alternatively share why was your day good then kill yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:30, 54 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright Nakers.
My day was really shit.

How many times can you wake up in the morning and think 'I have to go to work with a complete shower of cunts' before you quit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Well, if we draw a comparison between "working with" and "being married to"
then we can take the example of Battereds wife. Now, given that we know she got knocked up a couple of months before the wedding, we can theorize that they've been married for about 2 years or so.

So the answer would be 2 years or so.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:38, Reply)

I dunno Jeffers my people are alright it's the work that's a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)

^^^^
In my case, it seems to be an unlimited number of times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Well when you sell up you can change jobs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Monty is very well qualified for lots of other positions.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:45, Reply)

I kind of am, the problem being that they'd be other positions similar to this one,
which would be monumentally dull and a waste of what's left of my intellect.

Bah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)

1. I hate managing people
2. I hate the public
3. I hate most things
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Become a bus driver or a postman.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Bus driver would be even more horrendous
Dealing with the public and counting their pennies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)

All the 'pub bore' jobs round my way get snapped up in seconds.
I blame Nick Clagg.


I'm leaving that typo in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

It's funny, because he's a bit like a turd that's stuck to you arsehole.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

the arsehole in this case being David Cameron

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:24, Reply)

Become a sunglasses salesman in Bongo Bongo Land.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:50, Reply)

What's a pub bore job?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:00, Reply)

you know
The bloke in the juicer who joins in your conversation unbidden, tedious unfunny fiveskin with an opinion on everything. Basically my perfect job.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:14, Reply)

The 'Legless' if you will.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:24, Reply)

Didn't realise you worked with Al.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:15, Reply)

I am monumentally bored today
Still, friday tomorrow and 2 hours of work left.
Downloaded some nice classic trance sets for the journey home too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Don't the other passengers complain
About the smell of poppers when you get on the bus and start listening to music?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)

I'm having a nice healthy walk home tonight
I can't believe they sell Amyl as 'room odourisers'
Who the fuck wants their room smelling like that?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Benders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Today i've been really assertive and was like GHNAHHH FUCKING HELL IM ONLY ONE PERSON OF COURSE I HAVENT DONE EVERYONES SHIT YET to 3 different people today.
I reckon it was the whoremoan injection I had to take yesterday.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Is that what caused your bitch tits?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:00, Reply)

No, it was your mum that caused them, I wanted to please her and although I can't give her a bit of cunt I can at least give her some tits.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:04, Reply)

I'll bed you've done enough shit for 3 people though!
Also, whore-moan. Outstanding.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:05, Reply)

Innit man, 'cus i'm working remotely they don't seem to see what other people give me.
I'm supposed to spend all week on something, and it's actually really really really fucking cool so I want to do it too, but i've only had a few hours yesterday and few hours today to work on it.

I got a new PM and she's proper doing my sweed in, I tell her I've got other important stuff to do and she ignores it, and then the other person gives me a bollocking.... She gave me something to do on friday, then no mention of it until 15 minuites before she needs it done, when in the mean time she's had me constantly at it with other things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:10, Reply)

I ain't voted for no new pm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Don't know fuck all about this but
would they let you have a week planner and cross off the slots as they are booked so no-one else can double up on you (excepting real urgencies of course)?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Oddly enough, that's exactly what I suggest I do today, to split up each day into 4... with the last slot being "Bits'n'bobs" =)
That's a wicked idea thanks, I didn't think about the calender thing but I can set something up on google now you've mentioned that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Then sell it to your PM that
it was her idea...job done
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:14, Reply)

today I had to deal with an AR firm who are utter pricks.
Se'sly, they make Al seem congenial and kind.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:02, Reply)

I have beer now : )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:38, Reply)

Worked this morning on the restructure at the agency I'm consulting for. Afternoon with micro, which was great fun, a right laugh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:52, Reply)

Pretty good day ta, new contract working for
a high street bank and one from a local Butcher's.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:00, Reply)

High steaks!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:05, Reply)

No prisoners.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Was offered sausages (award winning)
for an early start date. But I'm incorruptible me.
Edit: Got an awful premonition involving a strikethrough.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:11, Reply)

What do you do for a living?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Property renovation, mostly domestic
but some commercial too.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:15, Reply)

This has been a good day
consisting of sitting on the beach, fishing, and now drinking.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Topping off the day with quiz night
at the local.
Take care you all.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Well that just been slightly embarrassing. Bumped in to someone I fired about five years ago. Reckons he was out of work for about 6 months afterwards.
He was useless though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:34, Reply)

As long as you can both laugh about it now, eh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)

Was told the stuff I've been working on for about the last three months is going to be binned, because my boss didn't bother to do five minutes' worth of research first before starting me off on my bit.
Although this does seem to happen every other month. My feeble brain cannot grasp the maths involved.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:09, Reply)

My day was good as I managed to 'zone out' for most of it.
Then I came home a done a bike ride. Then I done a shower. Then I'm gon' done watch tv in bed and wait until Friday as it's pay day. Then sleep. God, I'm bored. You are too.

Anyway, why do people shout 'beast!' When murderers etc get sent down in court? Good word but cunt is better.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:15, Reply)