Wow. Jim's just been knocked over by a Mark V Cortina.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What are you talking about you workshy gimboid?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Bergerac.

Has your foot dropped off yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Peel you sweaty testicles off your new sofa and go for a walk.
Watching Bergerac is recognised by the Mental Health Profession as a low ebb.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Sofa will be delivered between 12 & 3. Then I will go out. Probably to buy some ice cream.
Brizzle is looking unlikely, even if I did go I wouldn't be able to drink - antibiotics.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

FFS you can drink on 99% of antibiotics
There is only one sort (normally used for tooth problems) that you cant drink on... The advice about not drinking tied in with AB's mostly being used to treat VD and therefore the idea was to stop people drinking and fucking around to give the scabs a chance to heal
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

i think you can get more drunk, more quickly on them
but surely that's the point?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Nope... thats a psycosematic effect

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Booze reduces the effects of antibiotics and I'd rather like to shift this bug.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Not particually

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

You can shift it
BECAUSE IT'S MADE UP.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Like your poorly foot last week?
What was the real story with that eh? Trim your toenails a bit too short?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Nah, I was proper ill.
I had antibiotics and everything.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I have never heard someone act like such a fucking wimp just cos they have an ickle sore throat and bum juice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Nah, this is proper nasty, bear in mind my epilepsy means I'm used to getting ill at times but this is properly horrid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

People with MS can run in the olympics
And you cant fight off a cold... for shame man for shame
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Look, I'm 40 and live unhealthy lifestyle. So fuck off eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Is it one of those "pouffy" white leather ones?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)

4 seat version of this
www.raftfurniture.co.uk/living/sofas/manhattan.html
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

My parents took me to the Bergerac museum in Jersey when I was a kid.
I class this as child abuse.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)

You ungrateful brat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

There's a Bergerac MUSEUM??

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)

* books flight to Jersey *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

"My friend went to the Bergerac Museum and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

this lousy t-shirt bored shitless
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

+r
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

There was a cardboard cut out of him :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I'd have stolen that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

my dad used to get besieged with requests for the cardboard cut-outs of slebs at his branches when they'd been advertising credit cards etc
WHY?? i mean, sure, bradley cooper, but who wants rowan atkinson leering at them from 6' of laminated cardboard?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Monty would probably have preferred Tyree Cooper.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Fucking right I would
He was brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I have never seen an episode of Bergerac

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

The you have never lived.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Old tv is shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I need to buy this
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bergerac-The-Complete-Collection-DVD-Box-Set-Crime-Drama-TV-Series-Region-2-New-/370824121489?pt=UK_CDsDVDs_DVDs_DVDs_GL&hash=item5656d70c91
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

i see your "old tv is shit"
and i ask you what is currently on for mini-ape that is anywhere near as good as dogtanian and dungeons and dragons
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)

and Knightmare!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

"today is a good day to DIE"
i loved that programme.

mostly i was all about the cartoons though. i never liked blue peter or y don't u or any of that shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Me neither
Though Carol Vorderman on How 2 did teach me how to put my duvet on without climbing inside.

and that was just last week.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I remember Johnny Ball telling us that one half of a turd is poisonous.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Which half?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)

The second half to be ejected, if I recall correctly.
Given I can't remember anything, I wouldn't go eating shit just in case I am wrong.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

You can see why it would appeal to Battered though
"Jim Bergerac was a complex character and presented by the series as a somewhat unorthodox cop. He was recovering from alcoholism, partly resulting from an unpleasant divorce. A Jersey native, he returned to the island at the start of the series after recuperating in England from ill-health dipsomania and major surgery on his leg following an accident caused by his drinking heavily prior to an attempted arrest."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

HE'S THE HARDEST MAN ON THE ISLAND

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Fucking Jersey pussies
That's like being best window licker
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

You're missing out.
I'm particularly looking forward to watching The Professionals after this.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

don't you mean "proffessionals"?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)

never mind

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I do believe this might be a swipe at a former lover

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

previus posts would back up your hypothesis.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)