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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good afternoon you lot
I have found a great deal for Chompy
www.hotukdeals.com/deals/gta-5-free-when-buy-a-leather-look-jacket-65-hut-1604195

What was the best deal you've had?

alt: I think I have managed to find a way to get GTA5 for £15, how have you managed to use the system to your advantage?

alt:alt: Make up your own, what am I your dad or somefink?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:42, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I still have my REAL leather jacket.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
haha fooled you anyway it's expired
Gamestop is offering gta5 for £5 if you trade two games of a list some of them you can buy brand new for a fiver \o/

www.thesixthaxis.com/2013/08/16/gamestop-offering-the-best-gta-v-pre-order-deal/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)
cool story bro

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
I knew you would like it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Tbf you do have some time on your hands now...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I spent the weekend playing the witcher 2 in my underwear.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Good to see you moving on so well
We're you jointly on the rental contract?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Yep...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Awkward...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I have found a way of spending exactly 0 pounds on "GTA5" beat that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)
You couldn't buy it anyway it's for over 18's

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Irony check in aisle 5 please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
We need Dozer for this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Just had an email round at work offering tickets to see So Solid Crewe at the O2
I'm assuming this is a Cheshire-based cover band.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
they've got 21 Sandbach's to go

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
They have reunited innit, all 634 members including
Romeo
Mega man
Anne Diamond
The littlest hobo
Desmond tutu
And the Knutstorp side table from Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
this always makes me lol
profanityswan.com/2012/01/05/wikipedias-so-solid-crew-list/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Yeah, prolly the best thing on wikipedia

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
No, that's this:
www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/07/warren-g-and-nate-doggs-regulate.html
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Love it!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Lit-L Jim-E Krank-E?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Martin Clunez always gets me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Mrs Hats is the dealmaker
I thought she was going to make the double glazing guy cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
poor old Monty

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Yeah well fuck you right in the ear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Poor monty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Poor old MARRnty

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Poor old MARRnty CHUTNEY FERRET
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
poor MARRnty

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
pARR me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
haha
or should I say MARRMARR
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
No, I probably shouldn't
Actually, I regret saying that now
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Well *I* thought it was great.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
kiss me you fool

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Best deal I've had was instead of spending over 300 dollars on textbooks, I trawled the internet for a couple of hours and found them for free instead.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Alright Poppet off the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
see
even poppet hates you

time to ask one of the docs to give you a nice overdose
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)
I might gaz Battered to find out how he tried to kill himself on Friday and do the opposite :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)
i reckon you must have some ambulance driving mates who'd drive at you, real fast

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Tracey Chapman' popular followzzzzz........

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)
i'd listen to that over the original
ladies and gentlemen, a piece of classic internet - arrrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Am I too late for a lunch thread?
metro.co.uk/2013/08/19/vending-machine-produces-hot-chips-in-90-seconds-using-beef-fat-3929394/
Far too early for dinner. Or "tea", as us Northeners call it. They'vave these machines in Holland, good when you're too wrecked to speak to the food chap
.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
It's rude not to post a lunch thread at anytime of the day

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I had m&s bbq ribs
they were out of potato wedges so I "had" to have chips instead. Score!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
The m&s BBQ range is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
in a similar vein
I saw a programme where they showed a pizza machine that did you a fresh pizza in 5 mins (from scratch) but I have never seen or heard of them since so I may have dreamt it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
just wandered down to the new gio d'campo shop for lunch (apparently he's some sleb tv chef)
fuck me, he is awesome.

also, can. not. move. sooooooooooo full.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
What did you have?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Derrrrr......LUNCH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
linguine with pesto and a bit of chilli
and an arancini ball.

good job i am going running tonight. if i can actually get off my chair. oooof.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Spider testicles? Is that allowed under vegetarianism?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
i make my own laws

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)
She's a rebel mate.
Without a cause.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
tasty vegetarian food is a cause we can all get behind

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Gino D'Campo is a cock
He's forever contradicting himself. And he's foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
i'd never heard of him
but his pasta bar is fucking NOM.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)
He cooked a rat in the jungle I think.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
altalt: ARE you my dad, or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Bad Monty GO TO YOUR ROOM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I'm on a train to Manchester.
Standing room only.

This is gonna be a long journey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I've just remembered that Dozer is in Brittany this week
so you can't build up his hopes and then stand him up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
It's okay. Tangles is in France this week
He is making plans not to meet him instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Poor Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)
er, what were you searching to find that little treat?
i don't really get/do deals. too lazy to look them up properly.

alt: that's £15 you'll never see again. do something real, like running or reading or cooking.

alt alt: what is the world's worst smell?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
alt alt: Lynx Java

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I'm currently using lynx that smells like leather apparently
it was a christmas present
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
What else would a 14 year old boy want?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Some cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I don't recall asking Santa for that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)
You HAVE been a good boy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)
SANTA NO! I got that last year!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)
from someone who thinks you stink?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
No, it's Africa.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
it's going to take a lot
to drag me away from you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)
My mate thought the line 'Rises like Olympus'....
Was 'Rises like an empress'. Dick.
Great song though.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
it may be - just may be - the best song of the 80's

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
It's a TUNE alright. There is a nice cover by Mike Masse on The Youtube which is good'n'acoustic.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)
It's no Total Eclipse Of The Heart.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)
which allegedly was wrtitten by meatloaf

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

the finest singer/songwriter of a generation cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)
well, in the sense that it was written by Jim Steinman.
so I'd question the sources of your allegations, from a legal standpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)
oh man
that was one of my favourite urban legends :(

also, i kind of hope you googled that, because if you didn't, you're a gimp. but then if you had to resort to google/wiki to prove yourself, you're a gimp. it's a gimp trap!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Gimp trap, gimp trap
Watcha gonna do........
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)
kick Martin Lawrence in the balls.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I like meatloaf
and I also like cheesy 80's shit. And I have brain somehow programmed to store useless facts.

Also, if you don't know the author of a song from that era. Jim Steinman is a fucking good bet for a guess. Fucker wrote EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)
so you're saying that you're category Gimp A?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)
whatever rubs your rhubarb

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)
i've never seen a guy look good in a gimp suit
bear in mind i live very near where the erotica exhibition is every year, and there are a LOT of fat accountants/date entry monkeys wandering around in black rubber. shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I'm pretty sure looking good isn't the objective.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)
the only worse weekend is the beer festival weekend
when the place is FULL of pissed up twunts. urrrrrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
deals on gta5
alt: I do all of them, I'll be off on WC 16/09/13 so this will give me something to do

alt:alt: I liked it when Russell Peters was on about going to India and when the planes door open all he could smell was shit
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

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