Social attitude test.
Come on then you nasty little right-wingers, let's see how truly abhorrent your views really are:
slackhalla.org/~demise/test/socialattitude.php
It won't surprise any of you to learn that my results were somewhat to the left.

Alt: I've returned from my holiday with my hair and beard slightly blonder and my skin is browner*. This gives the effect of making me look like a negative of myself.
How has your appearance changed? Is it for the better or worse?

*Plus, smelly food.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:04, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Might go and make a cuppa while you're doing the test.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I'm a progressive or something.
Radicalism 94
Socialism 68.75
Tenderness 53.125
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Welcome, comrade.
Although your results are a little to the right of mine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Pinko

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Apparently so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I failed the first question as there was no country option marked 'England'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

chompy could learn from wit likes this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I'm heading towards a thinner, greyer cow
Radicalism 47.25
Socialism 31.25
Tenderness 46.875
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

My results were
tl: 99
dr: 104
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Moderate Progressive right here.
I hope I make some moderate progress one day.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Radicalism 85.75 Socialism 37.5 Tenderness 46.875
These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an egalitarian with several strong opinions.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Libertarian apparently
Radicalism 72
Socialism 12.5
Tenderness 28.125
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)

lol
It appears that you are cynical towards religion, and have a suspicious and unsympathetic attitude towards humanity in general.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

That's because humanity in general is a useless cock.
I'm amazed I got merely "pragmatic".
( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

it is, as all these things are, a shit test. Should we spend more pn social welfare and education
i would given the option say yes to education and no to dole scum.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I think I got 92, 50, 50
which basically means I'm a cunt. and a slightly more socialist version of Kroney. I guess I'm going to have to get "into" space docking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

So who watched that Miley Cyrus performance?
She's disgusting.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I would have to search for it on the internet, which would make me as bad as every other "commentator" who has done so just to be offended

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I have managed to avoid all that nonsense,
What's it all about, eh?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Hannah Montana is now some sort of skank in a bikini that looks like it's made of used condoms.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Oh. Think I will leave that well alone cheers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

i saw a picture of her being fucked by Robin Thicke on stage
tbh, i'm so far out of the demographic the VMAs are aimed at the entire thing is irrelevant to me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

What are VMA's anyway?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Visual Merchandising Assistants.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Vanillylmandelic acid,
A metabolite in urine which may be measured to diagnose medical disorders
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

MTVs Video Music Awards.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Did A-ha win anything for the 'Take on me' video? that was good. Like drawings and shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

... and you haven't stopped wanking since?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Pat & Mick's less successful...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Do I get nothing for this?
Really? Oh c'mon.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

who are pat and mick?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

hang on, are they in that band "Chas and Dave"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

No, they are in that band "Chas and Dave"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

like I said

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Pat Sharp did a song with Mick Brown; 'I haven't stopped dancing yet'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_and_Mick
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Wasn't it that shit comedy with the unfunny prick from Phoenix Nights?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

go on then
Good joke old chap
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I just looked at the saucy pictures on Mail Online to register my disgust instead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/edit.php?id=2062063
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)

What Miley Cyrus performance?

( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23847366
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

People have been complaining about "sexually suggestive" dancing since at least Jazz
and that Robin Thicke song is about a girl that blatantly wants to fuck him.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)

what rhymnes with hug me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

pug tree.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

mug fee

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

dungaree
manatee.

This is fucking easy and I can only assume Robin Thicke lives up to his name.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

we should write him a letter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

stops them from over ripening the other dogs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

haha.
well played.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

whatrhymeswithhug.me/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Funnily enough, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

We all know you're more of a fan of her father.
What I'm saying here is that you're homosexual.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

after the years of abuse the has put his body through I suspect he does actually have an 'achey breaky heart'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Achy Breaky cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

cock wind
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

It was pretty grim, she couldn't stop rubbing her crotch against things.
The best thing was Will Smith's family's reaction.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Moderate progressive. Low on tenderness hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

tenderness everything
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Read the first page of questions and ascertained
that they were written by a left wing activist.
Didn't answer them. The bastards keep records you know.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Based on the work of this chap:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Eysenck
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

he sounds like a quare

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Nah, joggers is alright really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I meant you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Oh right, yeah I s'pose you have a point there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I like the repeated attempts to trick you into saying Hitler was OK.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

The sight of young men with long hair is unpleasant.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

That's a trick question to find out if you're a bender.
So you find the sight of young men pleasant eh? BEN-DERRR - AND QUITE POSSIBLY PAE-DO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

That's rich coming from you hippy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

It's true! I am a right poofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Settle down, you're not young.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Apparently I'm centrist with strong opinions
wtf??
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

your mum is centrist with strong opinions.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

centrist twat

opinions body odour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

YMs twat has a strong odour
like a month old herring. with mange.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Moderate progressive apparently.
Looks legit. Well, as go far as an Internet test with clearly weighted questions can be.

Alt: I trimmed my moustache a little.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

alt: with electricity?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I guess technically yes,
As it's electrical signals that move the muscles in my hand that work the scissors.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Alright Winsome
How's the course going?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Good,
It's getting a bit frustrating as 2 of us are getting on with it really well, and 2 are still struggling with some of the basics, so we're retracing ground that I'm solid on and want to get on. But generally it's excellent.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Good stuff.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

It appears that dispite my posts in the last thread, I'm a dirty hippy who hates God, but enjoys a Starbucks.
Radicalism 96.75
Socialism 25
Tenderness 56.25
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Alt: I turned into a great big fatty fat fat.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Radicalism 91.25
Socialism 43.75
Tenderness 50

These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a political centrist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an idealist with several strong opinions.
( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Isn't 'idealist' just a nice way of saying 'unrealistic'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Yeah, but that's fine.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Radicalism 52.75
Socialism 25
Tenderness 37.5

These scores indicate that you are a tough-minded moderate; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Well BLAH to you too!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I think it's probably because you hate gays so much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)

MOST gays is not all.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)

+ gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I'm a libertarian, with strong views, and am similar to a university professor.
Kewl.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)

unlike a university professor you are unemployed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I thought the horrible Tories are replacing all the university professors with uncontracted temps.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Donno what some of the stuff ment.

Political Values

Radicalism 85.75
Socialism 18.75
Tenderness 53.125

These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a centrist with few strong opinions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Unlike many other political tests found on the Internet which base themselves on untested (and usually ideologically motivated) ideas, this inventory is adapted from Hans Eysenck's own political inventory which was developed after extensive empirical investigations in the 20th Century.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

lol
metro.co.uk/2013/08/27/edinburgh-chip-shop-accused-of-racism-over-25p-ketchup-charge-for-glaswegian-man-3938885/?ITO=facebook
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

He's right, brown sauce on chips is wrong!

( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Mayonnaise
Preferably garlic.
Or burger sauce of you're feeling posh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I fucking love a bit of Burger Sauce.
But you know what rules the roost? HP Guinness Sauce. I don't care what anyone says, i'll take them all on; it's nectar of the gods.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

sauce in "salt and sauce"
isn't exactly brown sauce.

And that bloke is a prick.

Also that chipper is just up the road from me, fact fans. It's not very good though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I thought it was just brown sauce mixed with vinegar.
What is it?
( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

yeah, it is
hence "it's not exactly brown sauce"

it doesn't really taste anything like brown sauce tbh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Sounds vile

( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)

This chap has it. It's brown-coloured vinegery piss which makes a mess of your jumpers.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I've started to apprechate brown sauce. It's far from first choice, but if its that or nowt, then i'll go for it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)

brown sauce is vile and common and northern

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Lovely with ferrets. Also makes flat caps waterproof.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

HP Brown sauce with Guiness is fucking marvellous

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

This is true. And northern equals 'manufactured for poor people'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

the best thing with fries is bernaise sauce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

^ agreeing with the spastic ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

A restaurant near me does Onglet with perfect fries and bernaise, it's fucking awesome

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Not a massive fan of Onglet myself.
Do you make your own bernaise at home?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

yeah, occasionally

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I've heard that about you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)

You can't make an Onglet without breaking a few cows

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)

LTI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Also omelettes are shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

NO EGG CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

With reference to Cyrus... Her tongue looks like it's trying to escape.
Who can blame it with her horrendous slagging about.
Robin Thicke is nearly 40 and wearing Beetlejuice's hand me downs, while butt fucking Hannah Montana.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I can't see why the Greeks and Turks are arguing over it then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Political Values

Radicalism 99.5
Socialism 87.5
Tenderness 56.25

These scores indicate that you are a progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as left-wing.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, an egalitarian with several strong opinions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Listen, I wish it hadn't fallen to me to tell you this, but there you go.
This is a shit thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I've got a sweaty back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Justin Timberlakes Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Peej, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)