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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Best Fancy Dress Ever.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402631/Parents-dress-kids-Peru-Two-drug-mules-village-fete.html

Has this been posted yet?
Tough shit if so, I don't live on here YKNOWW

Fancy Dress woes?
I've been a few Superhero's, school kid, various Halloween monsters and even a woman (twice)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:20, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Cool, I was a school kid too

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Fancy dress is for quenders and the terminally dull
except when I do it, of course.

Or when Chobb dressed up as Gary Glitter.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Not clicking that as it's a Daily Mail link.
Fancy dress is for cunts and transvestites.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Yeah but it managed to get you out of Poland scot free once

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
My mate made an Evil Edna costume once which was pretty cool
but in all honesty fancy dress is for cunts and queers
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Basically he cut a hole in a big cardboard box?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)
yeh thats all

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I love fancy dress.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
another piece of the jigsaw here.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I can't have fun at a party unless there is a theme.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

at a party

in the bedroom

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
once everyone has got over the whole "haha, look at your costume" thing in the first 5 minutes, it's completely fucking pointless

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I've never done fancy dress.
Because I am/am not a cunt, depending on your perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Textbook fence sitting, Dr Grenouille.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Well I would say it IS for cunts.
And children, and gayers.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I was once a dandy highwayman.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

highwayman reader

GHEY, Beano or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
You all had repressed child/adult hoods.
Anyway. My point was how hilarious to dress the kids up as the Peru drug mules.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Totally didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Man, I love using my kids as political tools.
+ab
<s> etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Nothing repressed about my childhood, I simply don't remember it. Dunno why.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Some of my best friends are having a fancy dress party this year.
I can't not go, because best friends and I can't not dress up because fancy dress is mandatory.

I'm fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Just turn up in your usual clothes, and sneak off occasionally with random women, lie about who you are and fuck them
Say you're an undercover policeman.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I cant even do that, there's a theme

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
what's the theme?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Zombies and zombie hunters.
I'm trying to think of a way around it that'll let me go dressed as normally as possible. Leather jacket, crash helmet, that kind of thing. I ain't going as no fucken nombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
You normally wear a crash helmet?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)
No, but I can take it off once I get in.
I'm sure it can't be that hard to find a broken one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
just don't go. I fucking wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
I want to go, they're my friends.
I just don't want to have to dress up like a prick to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
but they are clearly pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)
you are

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)
clearly these people are "wakki" and "cunts" so why bother going?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
They're not, they just regress every now and again.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)
the whole zombie thing is pathetic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)
They're into old B movies and that.
I think it's supposed to be more that sort of theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)
they're really into film eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
They are, you'd like them

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
they are really "into" shit films? But it's ok cos it's "ironic"?
they sound like pricks to me, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)
You see, this is the real reason you're not invited to my bbqs
You have this American teen High School drama attitude to what's socially acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I think "social cretin" is nearer the mark.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
'Mean Apes'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)
meet up with them the next day

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
or a serial killer

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Just turn up in your usual clothes, and say you've come as a French prick

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
You feeling any better you miserable bloo bloo cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Hells Bells.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
You should do this
"I went to a fancy dress party the other week, wearing only a pair of Y-fronts.
A woman at the party said to me, "This is a fancy dress party, what are you supposed to be?"
"A premature ejaculation," I said.
"What do you mean?" replied the woman.
"I've come in my pants!" I said.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Hahaha haha, your mates are zombie loving pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Yeah, but I like 'em anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
You know, you're a good guy for a frog.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I don't think I've ever worn fancy dress
Apart from that time I wore that waki jeans and tshirt combo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
THAT'S NOT FANCY DRESS IT'S A UNIFORM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)
You are so street tough.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Is he a yankee? No he's a Londoner.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Yet you always struck me as a man that would love lolarious and crazy hijinks.
Especially involving balloons
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I liked it in House when he went to an 80s party but went as EIGHTEN eighty instead of NINETEEN eighty.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Masquerade balls look ace.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
fancy dress is for children and the childish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)
You could tell a story about when you were a child,
Instead of being a no fun grumpy pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)
i don't think i ever went to a fancy dress party as a child, not one I remember any way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
You weren't invited.
Fun sponge!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Yeah, well yourn a cum sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I used YM as a cum sponge last night.
She loved it. The dirty slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Maybe you've repressed a bunch of memories because of all the rape?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
me neither
But then I was 35 before I attended a wedding with a 'DJ'. I think it must be a class thing Bakers
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Same here.
I have been known to make a half-arsed effort to keep friends happy in the past. I shall do so again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
My sister had a pirate themed party
I went in my normal clothes and took a vhs tape of Trainspotting with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Well, this went down quicker than YM
Forgot how mature you all were ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)
fancy dress, apart from being shit is a pain in the arse and takes time and money that could be better spent on drugs and alcohol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)
This is the most salient point yet made.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
fuck halloween in it's americanised arse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
As are Mothers and Fathers Day and Valentine's.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)
And Xmas and Easter.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Birthdays? What are they all about?
LOOK AT ME, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

I hate cunts who have birthday b4shes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)
YEAH.
Cunts need to stop having a good time. Bank holidays are bullshit too, people get too much time off as it is.
But then I'm a businessman, I'm here for the work.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
You don't see immigrunts taking Bank Holidays off do you?
No because they are all making James Oliver into a multi-multi millionaire.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Valentine's isn't.
It goes back to Roman times originally. Then it reappeared in England in the 18th Century.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)
Thank you, Dr Google.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
Professor Wikipedia thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)
They popped into Clintonus Cardus to spend their denarii on a nice card.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Hahahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Clintonus Cardi

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
trust you to bring up cardis

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Y'know, I may be wrong, but perhaps TTJ?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
I thought he was merely correcting yer Frog here's execrable Latin

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
WELL I DUNT SPEEK LATIN INNIT. IM ENGERLISH.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Better.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)
But I don't do drugs
so I can take the money I would have spent on that on making an effort for some friends. Everybody wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)
We had an underwater theme at a party once,
All sorts of good costumes, sexy mermaids, drowned sailors and that. And one guy stole the show by just showing up with on of those plastic 6 pack beer holders around his wrist.

My only decent costume was as a sexy carrot. Thankfully no photos exist online.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)
did you just turn up naked?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Although my hair is orange, the rest of me is a normal colour.
I am not from Essex.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I always imagined you to be covered in a fine ginger fur

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Well I never.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)
An Oman-utan
Orang-uman?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
Orangu-man?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
With a green painted bush

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I went to a christening where the theme was smart clothes
unfortunately I'm allergic to not being a wanker so I wore khakis
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I bet your dad was well pissed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)
So drunk he threw in his car keys.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
God knows who hires a gorilla suit.
You must be sweating like a twat after 5 minutes.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
sweating like a twat?
I don't know what the minge is like up in Scotland, where you are from, but down here it's relatively sweat free. Relatively.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Says the bloke who bought his missus Fem Fresh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
They breed a fatter lass up in Heart Attack Country
sweatier growlers come with the smelly territory.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I hear they have let one of them types loose in Cornwall

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
I once in a nightclub many years ago
Pulled a lass wearing very tight leather trousers... I can confirm that minges can sweat a lot.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Parents were the Jocks.
Never lived there.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Och aye.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
I'm just going for a nice relaxing poo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Me personally I have neither the stones nor the dignity to wear spandex in public

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
But you do have the desire?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)
That is the most horrific fancy dress mask I have ever seen.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Da da daaaaaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I think I might be better looking than that chap.
Always nice when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)
You would have to be john/joseph merrick looking not to be

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)
L'homme Elephant

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Who/what the shuddering fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Is this the Supermatt I've been hearing about?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
You have read the whole "Dignity and stones" thread haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Yep. Terrible stuff. Harrowing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Try reading this on the bus home then
www.supermatt.net/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Thanks, but probably won't. No offence to you or your mate there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Haha....mate :D

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

mate

lover
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Harters and SuperMatt sitting in a tree

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)
C.O.S play I.N.G

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I HATE YOU ALL :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
People's Hero Supermatt
He of the dignity and stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I read 'The Thread'. Fucking silly cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I didn't see this ignore my post above

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I suspect he has no stones and you can see for yourself he has absolutely no dignity.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Cosplay events are the perfect surroundings
For Pervy Creepy Peado types
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Generally I'm an 'each to their own' type of person, but *that* is fucking creepy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Creepy = supermatt

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I'm running away if he turns up on here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I think he is the only person that Monty has regretted meeting IRL from B3TA

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Monty met him?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

What a cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Not sure how or why, maybe you should ask him
next time you two are skipping in a circle at 2am listening to “Charley says”
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
he was one of about thirty people at a bash in Whitechapel

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I'm might be there tonight at needos.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Did you shake his hand?
I imagine a very limp and sweaty handshake, a bit like trying to juggle with Oysters
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
He's just a bloke that's slightly nerdy. Nothing wrong with him.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Yeah, they said the same about *YOU*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Harters has some competition here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
As soon as micro has woken up & gone back to her mothers I may start drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I'm two ahead of you there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I have only once worn fancy dress as an adult
I was also a student at the time and a group of 6 of us dressed as the Crow... I feel rather ashamed of this zany antic now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)
A murder of Crow's, if you will
Or a really shit 'Kiss'
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Is a 'shit kiss' a gay thing?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Its the next stage from rimming

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)
If you've got the stones.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)
HAHA "Lick it up"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)
You're all vile heathens
and I am DISGUSTED!*









*Yes
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Last one I went to I hung
a model plane round my neck and went as an aircraft carrier.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

a model plane round my neck and went as an aircraft carrier
a condom on my nose and went as "Fuck Knows"

Alright ED
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)

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