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Why is my Internet broken? KROOOOONNNREEEEEEEEEYYYYYYGGAlrigjt?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 18:34,
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You have to manually turn the porn filter off now, it was in the news and that.(, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I need to do some work, but my Internet is fucked(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 19:16,
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first I had to fend off being lured into another of Hartley's fiendish traps, then Chompy published some deeply personal correspondence.THEN he called me upset when he was sitting at home in just his y fronts and leather-style jacket while he sobbed about being dumped.
That boy is catching up with Frisbee in the 'no dignity' stakes.
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hur..hur..hur(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:36,
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what's your favourite out of your own posts?Mine is this one:
b3ta.com/questions/adverts/post703040
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you can fucking talkNot a day goes by without a reference to your income bracket. Srsly, you're like Chompy with a girlfriend, every chance you get to mention it.
Oh yeah, and you never ever ever mention your charity work.
You shining star you.
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se'sly dudeI genuinely do like that Gregor Fisher post. Ent being vain, it was a serious question. My favourite of yours is the Amazon/ porn story.
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That Amazon ting is a true story, (not saying your post isn't).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 19:40,
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How much is your house/flat worth?Are you nearing the end of a deal? Are you looking for a great rate to lock into?
Maybe you're a renter, what about the next newbuild monstrosity you fancy moving to?
Or we could chat about whisky?
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230k ish, 13 years of mortgage left.I might sell up in the next couple of years, then we can talk percentages.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:24,
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210 ishAbout to come off deal, 20 years left.
Might sell up and move in the next couple of years. Want a 3 bed semi with a decent garden. Currently got s 3 bed terrace with a tiny front garden and a back yard.
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Stop luring me into property chat you cheeky scamp!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:33,
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Well this is all fascinating(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:34,
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If you like this, check out the earlier thread!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:35,
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eveningI've just had a Lucky Chip burger in the Sebright Arms, it was v nice. Remembered too late that Hook Island Red is salty as fuck but I'm drinking Heatwave which is much nicer.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:51,
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google anything in capitals you spaz(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:27,
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alright LiCI just opened a bottle of 2008 Moet.
Did you ever buy that whisky?
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I just opened a can of 2013 Guinness(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:56,
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Do they allow you to drink, Frogsy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:00,
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Yeah a little bit.I do love a beer, but I have gone right off it recently.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:00,
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ended up buying expensive wine insteadI will do though. Whisky Exchange has an offer on 10 year old Laddie.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:57,
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That is a great choice of whisky.Cool packaging as well. Turquoise, innit.
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It has a funny name too!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:01,
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Funny names are well lol. There should be more funny names.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:02,
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I like that bit in the newsletter where they have funny names like chinese people called wan king or websites called poobum.com thats well lol(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:07,
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one of the guys that did the music for Buffy the Vampire Slayer is called Thomas Wanker.Imagine that!
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That's the only bit worth reading.Ivor biggun
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:10,
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Glen Garioch has a funny name.It isn't pronounced how you'd expect it to be!
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haha scottish people are funny(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:08,
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Hahaha. If you think onybody in Inverurie would ask for a large Gayry, yer aff yer heid.
You well?
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nae bad likeIn Kemnoid it wis eywis Gayry, ken? As in Chapel of Garioch. A hink so anyweh, ken fit like eh?
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hehJust gone outside for a fag and the server has come out with "Order for Rupert? Rupert?" Lo and behold he's a hipster prick.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 20:55,
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a friend in the wine tradeHas recommended the 2008 Dead Arm. Yet to try it but all the reviews are tip top.
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typically I get wine from the supermarketOtherwise it's case delivery and I'd need to be in. There are a couple of classy Vintners in Bishopsgate though which is sort of on the way home.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:03,
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An excellent offie opened up in town last year.High end vino innit.
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Get it delivered to work. If it's wine, folk think it's sophisticated.
If it's a hundred purple tins prepare for well-deserved abuse.
*slurping Tennents so red face smiley*
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and carry 12 bottles home on the tube...Don't sound like a good plan
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:29,
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Just take one a day and drink on the journey. Looks well sexy innit.I saw someone drinking one of those very small bottles of wine from a china teacup on the train home today. Sophisticated.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:33,
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It would be terrible to use a mug, right enough. Like eating chips on a Sunday.
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How common.But who would think to bring a teacup on the journey?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:37,
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How quickly you forget your roots, you heathen.
A flask is what you seek.
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nah, if you catch a long haul train at the crack of dawn and there's some pissed cunt downing tins of lagerThe cunt's Scottish, mark my wordage yo.
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This is true. Met a few of them.One told a friend that 'he looks like a victim' and that he'd 'put an axe in yer face'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:50,
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'Public drinking In a civilised manner' badgeCompleted.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:43,
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that's not a bad ideaThe one a day I mean, not drinking it on the tube.
Although the last guy I knew with wine in his desk ended up with both gout and a written warning about bring drunk at work.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:48,
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Outside you say?
That's several this week. This place is going to the dogs.
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The family have all fucked off early and abandoned me, despite knowing my fucking flight isn't until tomorrow nightCornwall is very quiet and very dark. I am walking along a cliff top and feel as if I need something to be angsty about, it's all dramatic looking.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:14,
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You have a beautiful command of language.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:17,
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Of course. I've got forty year reunion in September. If I last more than an hour before decking some grandiosed bastard I'll be surprised. I'm in good boy training mode. Nothing to do with dogs, BTW.
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You mean the English teacher? Yeah, he was. Was very friendly with a pupil who became a prefect.
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Yeah.Bark worse than bite.
I liked him, we got on.
Dreadful rumours though.
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I liked him too but I was good at English so didn't get a hard time. He was a bastard towards some.
I don't think they were rumours.
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I excelled at English.Never got a hard time neither.
I think he asked me out once, thought he was joking.
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The Atholl was his favourite. He has now moved into a semi-sheltered flat. He was helped by ex-prefect.
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Tiki iggyNot quite the stuff of films, is it?
Well maybe the sort of films you watch, hoping for a glimpse of your mum doing your grandma.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:17,
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You know, if your " technique" is so very bad that it causes physical painThat is probably a good thing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:25,
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Not even with a strap on if you were asked nicely?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:44,
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I don't care what dozer promised youI still said no
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:50,
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Someone's been feeding me duff info.Again.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:52,
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I heard there was an escaped rapist on the loose in Cornwall(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:17,
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Nah they don't have pizza express down that way(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:48,
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Weirdly, Newquay actually does But it was empty. They were all queuing outside subway and kfc
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:56,
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Queues for a foot long or a greasy bucket.Decisions, decisions.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:00,
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Both, surely. With instructions.
"Place footlong in greasy bucket. Withdraw and do it again. Yes, I meant again.
Repeat until seagulls draw blood."
Fuck off and moan on Internet forum.
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I went out with a Cornish lass at university.We used to go shopping for trainers in Newquay. Decent skate shop there back in.the day.
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Well that's work done 'till tomorrow morning. Need beer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:17,
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someone make my life less shit(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:29,
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Dunno actually.Cos I dunno what's shit about your life, but mine ain't fantastic at the moment.
What's up with you then?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:37,
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Cavy meet frog. Frog meet cavy.
You're both feeling bad cos life's a right bastard, especially at night.
It does get better.
Don't pick the scabs.
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too late, I'm ripping bits of them offfor shits and giggles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:43,
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I'm tying the fuckin' noose as we speak, man.
Think I'll take the bacon out of the freezer, though. In case I need a salty pick-me-up in the morning. Not that.
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nothing I'm going to write on herebut let's just say the world is unfair, I never get what I want and wah wah wah wah wah
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:42,
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that's just not working today
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:44,
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they can certainly leven ones mood(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:50,
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I would get drunk but I'm not allowed :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:54,
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i just want to punch walls until my hands bleedbut that'll just mean I have to fix the house afterwards
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:55,
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Sensible that,considering the consequences. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 22:58,
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