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Good morning class.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:10, 210 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
wassup

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:30, Reply)
knobcheese

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:53, Reply)
Bit early to talk about your lunch isn't it?

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:54, Reply)
Good Morning Mr Boyce

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:34, Reply)
I've resigned my doctorhood now, I no longer practice your particular brand of witchcraft.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:48, Reply)
I see, instead you're busy waiting for the man, eh?
A sad day indeed:(
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:55, Reply)
gaylord

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:02, Reply)
That's not very nice now, is it? Does it make for feel big and clever? Eh?
Because it makes you look like a bully.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:03, Reply)
'Does it make for feel big and clever'?
I recognise those words from other sentences I've heard, but this novel combination you've come up with is perhaps a little ahead of its time.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)
oh HO! What a ninny.
Always one step ahead.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:42, Reply)
innit

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:40, Reply)
hamming it up as usual I see

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:54, Reply)
Morning hippy. How are you this cold, dull miserable day?
You're interested in military history, just bren reading about Hess, fascinating stuff. Wanting to broker a peace deal, and allegedly join up gainst Russia. The stuff about his death doesn't really add up either, ssuming it was him. What's your take? I like his epitaph though_ I dared. That's cool.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:46, Reply)
I've never quite worked out what he was up to

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:51, Reply)
I don't suppose the truth will ever come out
It could have been a trick by British intelligence.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:03, Reply)
The whole thing was a barrel of shit imho.
Pretty much think it wasn't him in Spandau though.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:08, Reply)
That's right. It was Tony Hadley.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:10, Reply)
^comedy 'gold' here

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:16, Reply)
he's indestructible

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)
haha, that's a Spandau Ballet lyric - I get this!!!

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)
It also works if you happen to be on about Captain Scarlet

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)
That's useful to know!

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:29, Reply)
No so useful if the conversation is about Joe 90

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Or if it's about 1960s Russian farming equipment.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)
So true

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:29, Reply)
UH OH!!! That was another one!!!!!

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)
We made our love on wasteland
*shrugs*
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Allegedly a good few of the British hierarchy were very German-sympathetic
including members of the Royal Family.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:10, Reply)
The nazi appreciation of Britain was highly flawed, and their intelligence services not working together
It could have been that the Germans really believed that the aristocracy held political power.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Have you ever heard of 'The House of Lords'?

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)
'House of Gaylords' more like.
But the point stands, Its a massive struggle for the lords to alter the commons legislation.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)
It certainly is nowadays
think the HOL had a lot more power back then.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)
'morrning
What's new?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:46, Reply)
yo Bart.
You tell me.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:52, Reply)
I found out that an MRI machine is very noisey
Other than that, life's just dandy.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:57, Reply)
Get an iPod instead
They've got a volume control
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:06, Reply)
ipods contain metal, dunderhead.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:07, Reply)
No, I meant instead of the MRI machine
sorry
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:09, Reply)
That's the first laugh I've had all month.
Cheers.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:11, Reply)
Biggidy Biggidy Bong!

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:47, Reply)
I agree

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:52, Reply)
How you doing?
I'm on top of the world today as I have some work lined up. Woop.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Inky Pinky Ponky
Daddy bought a donkey
Donkey died
Daddy cried
Inky Pinky Ponky

True story
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:56, Reply)
That's sad :'-(

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:59, Reply)
I know
There's a paypal page for donations if you're interested
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:02, Reply)
No, I need all my money for buying two burgers at lunch.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:04, Reply)
Shitting hell, that's pretty shocking.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:04, Reply)
I slept for 14 hours last night.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:05, Reply)
a lesson to us all

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:03, Reply)
As true now as when twas written

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:04, Reply)
Morning sweet,
That is a sad tale.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)
hey babe
alright?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)
HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGFFFFFGGGGGGHNNNNNNN

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:49, Reply)
I call bullshit

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:53, Reply)
wjat do you call it?

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:03, Reply)
wjat are you on about, you witless baboon?

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:15, Reply)
soz, is wordplay too mucj for you this early in the morning?

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)
it's too mucj for me, yes.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:24, Reply)
The Luther Vandross tribute band really needed to come up with some better material

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)
i dont get it

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:30, Reply)
It seems they aren't the only ones in need of better material eh

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:30, Reply)
HAHAHAYOU WILL WHEN YOU MEETJAY FOR LUNCH??? GEDDIT, HE'S GAY!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)
^knobchese

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:36, Reply)
*Taps foots*

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Morning Dr.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:55, Reply)
But I don't *have* any class
Does that matter?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:56, Reply)
Nonsense!
You're like a cross between David Niven and Nigel Havers.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:04, Reply)
Moi?
Oh Monts...
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:05, Reply)
With a side order of Leslie Phillips.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Ker-wack

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Get fucked

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:58, Reply)
you wish, you scotch turd

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:05, Reply)
Get fucked you big toothed prick

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:07, Reply)
Your feet are so massive that when you have no shoes and socks on, from the front it looks like a row of giant jacket potatoes

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:13, Reply)
your willy is so small that when you're in the grips of an amphetamine fuelled drugs binge
it actually gets slightly bigger out of embarrassment.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:31, Reply)
This is quite possibly your shittest post ever.
It's so shit, it's almost impressive.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:35, Reply)
much like your willy!

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Today's earworm, Convoy, late 70s crap cb radio movie.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:03, Reply)
"Quack quack"

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:07, Reply)
I'm sorry but the word 'crap' and the words 'cb radio' have no business being in the same sentence

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:07, Reply)
No CB chat

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:12, Reply)
10-4, knobcheese on my tail, good buddy.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:13, Reply)
HH bummed you?

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:14, Reply)
I seem to get this stuck in my head fairly often
I think there is an advert or somesuch that triggers it.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Fuck off, cunt.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:08, Reply)
This is precisely what I've come to expect from the likes of you.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:14, Reply)
I for one, am hoping to see a resumption in Dozer/Battered feuding today.
I'm sure it'll end well.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)
The real winner there is 'dignity'.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)
A ship...called...dig...nii.tee.
Whoo...whooo...etc
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)
I'm going to say this now. Deacon Blue were shit.
AND LET THEM SUE IF I AM WRONG.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)
They wouldn't dare.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Morning Mr Boy-
sex
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:17, Reply)
Any more backchat from you, Holder, and I shall send you straight to the headmaster's office.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Fuck you

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:33, Reply)
I've had it with you, you fucking cunt.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:35, Reply)
U wot m8?
I'll fucken deck you, son.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Course you will, prick-end.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Whatever, dipshit.
Morning
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)
alright, la.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Holla atcha OG
Half day today then it's the weekend! This morning will suck though.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:36, Reply)
OG?
I'm not Kroney's bird you fucking flid.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Original gangster you fuck knuckle
None of this French shit
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)
I forgot my homework :(

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Forgot it, did you?
Last week them family yak ate it, the week before, some visiting Andean flautists used it as lavatory paper....

It's a shame this isn't a creative writing class, boy, for if it were, you'd be a grade A student.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:41, Reply)
But Sir! It's troooo

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:42, Reply)
My dog once threw up on my homework
That wasn't fun trying to explain
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Gooooooood moooooorning Mr Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyce
*sits down*

Did my last run before the Great North Run last night and took one of those energy gel packs to try out beforehand. Fucking hell! I was running miles in 8:15 no problem. I might have two or three on the day and beat Mo fucking Farrar
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)
If you have 2 or 3 on the day
You will hit what's known as "the Radcliffe Dilemma"
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)
SHART ATTACK

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:08, Reply)
EXPELLIUS SHITPANTS

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Nice.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Take a fanny pack......include things like glucose sweets and the old runners favorite jelly beans

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:08, Reply)
I'm not riding the cotton pony that weekend

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Farah Mowlam
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Redcar's finest*
* not really saying much, that
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Nah, she's a Cov girl.
I went to school with her nephew.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:14, Reply)
she was MP for there though

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)
She used to drink in my local, the bald uggo prick.
To clarify, that's not the name of my local.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)
It would be much better if it was though

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

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