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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:10,
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wassup(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:30,
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Bit early to talk about your lunch isn't it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:54,
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I've resigned my doctorhood now, I no longer practice your particular brand of witchcraft.(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:48, Reply)
I see, instead you're busy waiting for the man, eh?A sad day indeed:(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:55,
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That's not very nice now, is it? Does it make for feel big and clever? Eh?Because it makes you look like a bully.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:03,
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'Does it make for feel big and clever'?I recognise those words from other sentences I've heard, but this novel combination you've come up with is perhaps a little ahead of its time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:17,
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oh HO! What a ninny.Always one step ahead.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:42,
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Morning hippy. How are you this cold, dull miserable day?You're interested in military history, just bren reading about Hess, fascinating stuff. Wanting to broker a peace deal, and allegedly join up gainst Russia. The stuff about his death doesn't really add up either, ssuming it was him. What's your take? I like his epitaph though_ I dared. That's cool.
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I've never quite worked out what he was up to(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:51,
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I don't suppose the truth will ever come outIt could have been a trick by British intelligence.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:03,
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The whole thing was a barrel of shit imho.Pretty much think it wasn't him in Spandau though.
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he's indestructible (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:20,
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haha, that's a Spandau Ballet lyric - I get this!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:23,
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It also works if you happen to be on about Captain Scarlet (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:26,
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No so useful if the conversation is about Joe 90(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:29,
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Or if it's about 1960s Russian farming equipment.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:38,
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UH OH!!! That was another one!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:31,
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Allegedly a good few of the British hierarchy were very German-sympatheticincluding members of the Royal Family.
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The nazi appreciation of Britain was highly flawed, and their intelligence services not working togetherIt could have been that the Germans really believed that the aristocracy held political power.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:14,
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Have you ever heard of 'The House of Lords'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:18,
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'House of Gaylords' more like.But the point stands, Its a massive struggle for the lords to alter the commons legislation.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:22,
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It certainly is nowadaysthink the HOL had a lot more power back then.
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I found out that an MRI machine is very noiseyOther than that, life's just dandy.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:57,
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That's the first laugh I've had all month.Cheers.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:11,
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Biggidy Biggidy Bong! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:47,
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How you doing? I'm on top of the world today as I have some work lined up. Woop.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:37,
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Inky Pinky PonkyDaddy bought a donkey
Donkey died
Daddy cried
Inky Pinky Ponky
True story
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:56,
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I knowThere's a paypal page for donations if you're interested
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:02,
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No, I need all my money for buying two burgers at lunch.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:04,
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Morning sweet, That is a sad tale.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:37,
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wjat are you on about, you witless baboon?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:15,
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The Luther Vandross tribute band really needed to come up with some better material(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:27,
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It seems they aren't the only ones in need of better material eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:30,
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HAHAHAYOU WILL WHEN YOU MEETJAY FOR LUNCH??? GEDDIT, HE'S GAY!!!!!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:34,
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*Taps foots*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:37,
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Nonsense! You're like a cross between David Niven and Nigel Havers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:04,
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With a side order of Leslie Phillips.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:14,
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Your feet are so massive that when you have no shoes and socks on, from the front it looks like a row of giant jacket potatoes(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:13,
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your willy is so small that when you're in the grips of an amphetamine fuelled drugs bingeit actually gets slightly bigger out of embarrassment.
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This is quite possibly your shittest post ever.It's so shit, it's almost impressive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:35,
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I'm sorry but the word 'crap' and the words 'cb radio' have no business being in the same sentence(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:07,
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No CB chat(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:12,
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10-4, knobcheese on my tail, good buddy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:13,
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I seem to get this stuck in my head fairly oftenI think there is an advert or somesuch that triggers it.
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This is precisely what I've come to expect from the likes of you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:14,
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I for one, am hoping to see a resumption in Dozer/Battered feuding today.I'm sure it'll end well.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:18,
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The real winner there is 'dignity'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:19,
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I'm going to say this now. Deacon Blue were shit.AND LET THEM SUE IF I AM WRONG.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:26,
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Morning Mr Boy-sex
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:17,
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Any more backchat from you, Holder, and I shall send you straight to the headmaster's office.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:20,
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I've had it with you, you fucking cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:35,
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Holla atcha OGHalf day today then it's the weekend! This morning will suck though.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:36,
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OG?I'm not Kroney's bird you fucking flid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:42,
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Original gangster you fuck knuckleNone of this French shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:44,
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I forgot my homework :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:39,
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Forgot it, did you?Last week them family yak ate it, the week before, some visiting Andean flautists used it as lavatory paper....
It's a shame this isn't a creative writing class, boy, for if it were, you'd be a grade A student.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:41,
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My dog once threw up on my homeworkThat wasn't fun trying to explain
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:58,
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Gooooooood moooooorning Mr Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyce*sits down*
Did my last run before the Great North Run last night and took one of those energy gel packs to try out beforehand. Fucking hell! I was running miles in 8:15 no problem. I might have two or three on the day and beat Mo fucking Farrar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:06,
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If you have 2 or 3 on the day You will hit what's known as "the Radcliffe Dilemma"
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Take a fanny pack......include things like glucose sweets and the old runners favorite jelly beans (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:08,
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I'm not riding the cotton pony that weekend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:09,
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Redcar's finest** not really saying much, that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:11,
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Nah, she's a Cov girl.I went to school with her nephew.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:14,
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she was MP for there though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:16,
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She used to drink in my local, the bald uggo prick.To clarify, that's not the name of my local.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:16,
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It would be much better if it was though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:19,
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