You fainted because of your current ridiculous diet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

all my friends have said this, it's totally unfair
i tripped over, like a spakka. that day, i had eaten:

yoghurt and fresh orange juice for breakfast
vegetable sushi for lunch
a packet of roasted chickpeas
a pint of skimmed milk
and a handful of my trainee's skittles

plenty of food!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

none of that is food

( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

it's all tasty tasty food!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

pretty sure they're all condiments
this might be why I'm fat thoguh
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

that's right, thoguh
I ain't correcting it
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

NO, theo is right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

ain't chickpeas stuff you put in other stuff, or mash up and feed to old dying people?
none of it's steak
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)

i thought it was bird feed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

She wants to get a 48oz two rib rib-eye steak down her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

is that an offer?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I don't fuck cripples.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

lucky for you, mrs stunned doesn't feel the same

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Charity work, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I really want to go back to Hawksmoor.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Rajasthan 2 for luncheon today

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Nice. I've never been. Heard good things though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Old school. You get a free liquer at the end.
City tradition is Kummel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Those London churches have stood the test of time I will give him that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

these are dry roasted chickpeas in all different flavours
today i have fiery bombay mix flavour. it's like eating a giant bag of peanuts, but only 88 cals and 1.2 grams of fat, instead of 880 calories and 120 grams of fat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Lack of meat is your problem

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

or chips
a big bag of chips would do her wonders
men love ladies who eat chips
ask anyone
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

You don't have any chips either.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

if she'd just horse into a big bag of chips, maybe with a soss in batter too, she'd have men QUEUEING up around the block for a crack
maybe toss some salt and vinegar in her hair too, really rile them up
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Like cider to a piss head that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

she could have her pick of the slightly greasy arse crack hanging out of trousers type of blokes
doesn't know what she's missing, poor love
( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Even tiny wee Battered would faint on that pitiful amount of food.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

it's loads of food!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Show me how that lot would fit into the food pyramid.
www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Goodfood/Pages/Healthyeating.aspx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

fresh orange and vegetables
some carbs in the rice
lots of protein and fibre in the chickpeas
calcium and vit d in the milk
and i was intending to have a vegetable stirfry when i got home after the gym with the remaining 3 a day, except that didn't happen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)

2. Starchy foods
Starchy foods should make up around one third of everything we eat. This means we should base our meals on these foods.

Potatoes are an excellent choice of a starchy food and a good source of fibre. Leave the skins on where possible to keep in more of the fibre and vitamins. For example, when having boiled potatoes or have a jacket potato, eat the skin too.

Try to choose wholegrain or wholemeal varieties of starchy foods, such as brown rice, wholewheat pasta and brown wholemeal bread. They contain more fibre (often referred to as 'roughage'), and usually more vitamins and minerals than white varieties
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)

i tried wholemeal pasta once,
tasted like soil. Fuck you yurty.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

You're not leaving this table until it has all gone, young man.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I WANT SOME ORGANIC FREE RANGE NON PASTEURISED ICE CREAM NOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)

slow release starch (sugars) too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Hang on, let me edit it to highlight some it, in case she misses it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)

You have almost one meal spread across a whole day there.
And you were planning to go to the gym on that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

SHE NEEDS SOME CHIPS!!
Or at the very least a jacket spud with butter, beans and strong cheddar cheese.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I ALREADY SAID THAT UP THERE YOU FUCKING MONG.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I'VE BEEN IN A MEETING COS I HAVE A JOB

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

BURN!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

i'm playing Donkey Kong.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

IN A MEETING COS I HAVE A ROUND MONTY'S NEIGHBOURHOOD GETTING A GOB
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)

GETTING

GIVING
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

That is more likely...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)