THAT WAS FUCKING TIRESOME
If you could re-visit your past who would you punch in the face/ who would you give a big thank you too...Explain to the class why?

Alt: I don't really care what you have to say....I'm mashing out to massive reggae tunes, what music are you listening to?

Alt:alt: How do you think you will feel in the morning?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:54, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is going to be about your ex isn't it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:57, Reply)

YES !!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Fuck that shit, I've been made full time at work.
Not permanent yet, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Get in there DG
It's a start mate
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Top news DG.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)

They really seem to like what I'm doing
despite the job being completely removed from what I've done before.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)

How's your contract sniffing going Jeffers?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Should still be okay 'till the end of the year, but I'm looking around.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Good luck.
Looks like I'll be OK until March at least, but they'll be going to open recruitment at some point in the next few months. They can't just offer me the role as it's a grant funded post so they have to be open and transparent.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Just like YMs knickers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)

SHE'S DEAD YOU CUNT!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

\o/
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Full time is fucking marvellous!
Woo and indeed p
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Shouldn't you be getting rest and having an ice bath before the big run?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Does digging up two massive metal boxes buried in the garden and drinking Tyskie count?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)

You stole the Blue Peter time capsule!
I'll bet you vandalised the garden and took a piss on Petra's statue as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)

*looks round shiftily*
Err, no guv

Two zinc (possibly) boxes buried next to the greenhouse to collect water. Nopw full of 70 year old rotten leaves and sludge. Also frogs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Poor Dr
If life aint bad enough for him already, now he's homeless
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Piss off Sporty nobody likes you anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)

INORITE!
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I hope a seagul shits on you
even better if it's a Smeagol
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)

My precioushit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

THE RING

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)

I met sporters 3 times for a pint when I worked in Newcastle
just so I could tell him I didn't like him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

trufax ^
He even brought Noel and Barryfromeastenders
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

I did, too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

I'm going to the great northern run just so I can trip him up
and watch him shit his pants
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

The Great Nugent Run

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Zola Budds

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

*Radcliffes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

+BUDDS DING DING

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)

It was only shoes she didn't wear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

I would punch Chris Tarrant in the face then give Sally James a big FANK U

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)

This is what they want!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)

*Throws flan*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)

AltAlt: I'll tell you in the afternoon.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Fuds, that's a cop out

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I'm not fuckin' Mystic Meg, I don't fuckin' know.

Or Smeg before someone strikethroughs. Knobcheese is someone else's area of expertise.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)

>:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

To answer the alt
up until 3 minutes ago I was listening to the happy hardcore shit my stepson was playing. On the plus side he was tidying his room at the time, so on balance...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)

I suspect that unlike you, I will be feeling my wife in the morning.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)

That was what you were angling for, wasn't it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)

*skips in a circle*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

When she is 12 foot away?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

l d

(I believe that's the standard reply, assuming I've observed correctly).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

'feeling my wdfe?'
You ham-handed fool.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Yeah, the breadheaded twat

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Jeff is loakers?
That would explain the jokes
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

I've never been more offended.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

NOW YOU OWN IT HAMPANTS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)

You massive bent spastic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Ha ha
*points*
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

No...No it wouldn't really

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)

I really can't stand reggae
That Disclosure album that's out is pretty good tho innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Thats very Sk8ter of you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

no it ent
Reggae was quite popular in my day. Just not with me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Whoa no....I love it

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I would punch the directors at my old job in their fucking robbing faces after I got mugged out of redundancy pay to the tune of about 20k.
I would give a big thank you to a relative who died recently for all the advice given over the years which I remember and find useful now. No Lolz, just TRUFAX.

Alt: that newish Bowie album. Can't decide if I like it.

Altalt: I think I will feel tired and sad, same as every morning recently, building up to feeling 'okay' later in the day.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

^ TGGI ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

And you could finish with your ex before they dumped you, that'll show 'em.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)

:(
Jeff that is bad vibes man
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Yer!
No, I wouldn't do that. I don't hate her or anything.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)

AltAlt: them old diurnal blues. Just keep getting up in the morning and OK starts happening earlier.
But you know that. Soz.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)

I *know* I go on about it a bit
But I think things are improving slightly :)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)

L8ters y'all. Off to me quiz night now
because I've got a LIFE.
Albeit a fucking sad one.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Well nobody likes you anyway, piss off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Have a nice time you decrepit old bastard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Pass.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)

I'd probably punch me in the face for being a cunt
Alt:
I was listening to Metallica earlier on, with a smattering of Pearl Jam and Rage Against The Machine

AltAlt:
Fucking great. Its Friday!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)

*Alt:alt: fives*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)

YEAH!
OWNING IT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)

That's the right idea
I have to (work) attend Sat. :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)

I told everyone in work to fuck off when asked to work this weekend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

^ PLACID ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Fairly
*moves onto 3rd bottle*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I haven't listened to Pearl Jam for ages.
*finds Vitology*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

I cannot stop listening to their live stuff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I rarely enjoy live albums to be honest.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)

saw a pearl jam covers band
it was ace
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Managed to catch the real thing twice
Worth it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

We don't wan't to hear about Dog Hairs ejaculation round your throat

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Ever made pearl jam?
Or just ginger and beet root or whatever.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

something something marmalade my cock something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Classic stuff!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)

strike through U inserst I

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

Oh, you!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

They were fucking shit, and you're a cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Don't forget SPORTSCOW He is the biggest cunt for mentioning it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

CAPTAIN CUNT!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)

NOW YOU OWN IT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Pearl Jam were alright.
When I was 14.

Fucking dreary stadium rocker waa waa waa hypocrite pricks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

That Eddie Vedder wanker.
Like Bono, only with worse hair. Fucking cunt cried his eyes and staged an attention seeking 'honest it's a breakdown' when Cobain died. He never met the fucker and Cobain hated him and his band.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)

AB for KING *Votes*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Basically, Vedder was Dozer to Cobain's Rory.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)

hey, that's not fair
Me and Rory get on.

Apart from that, yer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Don't kid yourself. Rory hates everyone without fear or favour.
Apart from Swipe. He's definitely doing the internet equivalent of pulling her pigtails there.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)

He's on the bounce from Cavy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Desperate times calls for desperate measures

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)

TBF
We all are. Bitch so fat we all rebounding from her yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)

oh man :'(
RORYYYYY! I THOUGHT WE WERE ONLINE BUDDIES!!!!!@@
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Are you drunk?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)

stone cold sober

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)

bless the day.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

I wonder if PC is listening to Closer on repeat yet :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)

You BULLY leave Cho-cho alone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

hey
I fucking love Joy Division, and love Closer. I genuinely, personally of course, don't find them suicidally depressing. Sure, there's bleakness, catharsis, emptiness, an utter lack of pity or hope; but there's also celebration, joy (obvs), empathy and beauty in there.

But Psychochomp is that much of a tosser that he likes Muse, U2, Oasis and Green Day so he'll be clinically autistic enough to miss all that and just hear the bleakness, the abandonment of faith and the alienation and maybe, just maybe, do an Ian Curtis and hang himself in his kitchen.

But I like him, so fingers crossed that he doesn't fire up spotify, look up closer and succumb :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)

TIRESOME

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

yes, you are.
HAHA SEE WHAT I DID HAHA!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

CLickin dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

you terrible bully :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)

His ex is probably watching a few Nine Inch Males

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Ha ha!
But I meant the Joy Division album as in the opposite of 'opener', not the S&M disco classic by laughing boy Reznor.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)

watching entertaining
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Well I think the time is right for us all to judge just how nice her tits are.............
CHOMPY come on post them Pics
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Yes!!! "Cool" music chat!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I'm watching peaky blinders, I can't take brummies seriously
Edited innit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)

No, I can't brummies seriously either.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Kipper tie?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Boo! Editing fuck.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)

We have "Educating Yorkshire" on
Mrs Cow is complaining about teaching methods
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Blame the fact that they're northern

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

What does she have against the Methods.
You probably hate the blacks as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

I'm not a fan of their music.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

More a DMX man?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

No, not since the Yewtree investigation.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)

I'm equal opportunities innit
I hate everyone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Don't we all?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I am listening to Monty ranting about the inherent absurdity of faith based societies of the Muzzer persuasion.
In a Bristol accent.

Please someone swap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Send help.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)

It's on it's way.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Lol jk not really
Enjoy!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Don't ever watch the news with him.
Although I feel am LEARNING.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Shit, you are in trouble.
Quick! Imagine you're NOT learning.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Hahahbaaha,
Smash his Lionel Richie bust, that'll snap him out of it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Sadly, I'm stuck with this accent, so I can't help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)

MASSIVE CLANGER!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

John Kerry says that chemical weapons are not "a game"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

That depends really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Gigantic swinging knockers are a game.
Chemical weapons aren't.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

call Monty a 'gay cunt' from me, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

thanks bbz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)