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Guess what colour socks I have onalt: hats are gay and for shitcunts
altalt: Most indoor plants are rubbish, discuss
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:39,
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Black! The only colour socks should beUnless you're a sporty fella.
Alt. Safety hats aren't gay Dr. Ape.
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no.hat hard ons are gayest of all the hats
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:41,
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Dark blue socks with blue trousers, jeans etc.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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Black socks with a blue suit looks shit.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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AltAlt: yes, apart from chili plants. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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You're not wearing socks, you tricky cunt.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:43,
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i said this outloud whilst typing it by mistakenow the new grad thinks I'm mental
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:43,
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Transparent or mirror colour.alt:yes
altalt: Cacti r gud
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:45,
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I know you may be struggling to believe it at the momentBut Dozer really is that much of a prick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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Salmon pink Hackett socks with popped heels.Alt: I like hats but they don't suit me
Altalt: there are some *cough* indoor plants *cough* that are great.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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I actually don't own any solid pink socksI shall rectify this ASAP
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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You have some jade green Ralph Lauren ones which you got for Christmas,you wear them with your mustard cords when you walk your parents' golden retriever along by the river in Richmond. You then have an overpriced mediocre meal in a riverside pub during which you become flushed with wine and talk too loudly about skiing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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hahahsocks yes
mustard cords no
Golden Retriever yes
Richmond no (but I do walk the dog along the banks of the thames elsewhere)
skiing deffo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:50,
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IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:51,
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Are we suppposed to be impressed by some cretin who can watch with their eyes? (, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)
he looked like he was watching me with his cock the last time I saw him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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A watched cock never has boils, that's what I always say.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:54,
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Are we supposed to be impressed by someone who has a made up saying that they never say. We're not a fucking 8 year old. (, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Are we supposed to be impressed by some one who has a mouth with which they chew? (, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I'm surprised you haven't 'Keiled' over (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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Are we supposed to be impressed by someone falling over. That's absurd! (, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Not so much 'impressed' as 'relieved'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:59,
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The hydroponics industry seems to be recession proof.Those are some high-end tomatoes being grown by Britain's gardeners nowadays.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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Are we supposed to be impressed by some shitcunt who can grow a plant? (, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)
GreenAlt, no you are wrong hats are great, they just get worn be cunts.
altalt, I would contest the opposite and say most indoor plants are great, only some are shit. I can never get a bonsai tree to stay alive so they are shit, but cacti and cheese plants are cool
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cheese plants? FFS bonzo, cheese doesn't come from plantsit's made from Swan milk
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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But you are wearing Green Socks Arent you,
it means that you are also hiding amongst a yucca trees leaves spying on the children.
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OH I DONT KNOW BUT I DO KNOW THAT GHOSTS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DOTHAN CREEP AROUND SCHOOLS AND CALL UP CREDULOUS GINGERS AT HALF FIVE IN THE MORNING FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES LIKE THE AFTERLIFE'S SHITTEST EVER EPISODE OF PHONEJACKER
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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Not really, Nakers, I'm terrified.Casper and Slimer are terrorising people by calling them in the middle of the night. Why won't anybody explain this awful situation?
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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I CANT BECAUSE DESPITE SAYING THAT SHE WAS WILLING TO ACCEPT THAT ALTHOUGH WE DONT NECESSARILY KNOW THE RATIONAL EXPLANATIONTHE EXPLANATION IS DEFINITELY RATIONAL, THE FACT THAT SHE CANT EXPLAIN SOMETHING MEANS IT WAS DEFINITELY GHOSTIES AND GOBLINS WOOOOO
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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I missed thatis she playing the "I won't accept it's a coincedence, there has to be a "better" explanation" card again?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:59,
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I didn't quite understand how coincidence is considered 'superstition'but ghosts aren't
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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THERE IS A RATIONAL EXPLANATION FOR EVERYTHING EXCEPT WHEN IT'S A COINCIDENCE BECAUSE THAT'S TOO EASY, IN THAT CASE IT'S THE SPIRITS FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE(
Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:08,
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But then if you stare at the flames long enough, you're bound to see a face(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:10,
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IT HAPPENED TO LOKESY TOO(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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Take your argument up with GHOSTMUM, I am merely a spirit channel.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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GHOSTMUM says your socks make you look like a cunt.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:07,
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tangledupinblue says it's not the socks.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:08,
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Turquoise like the cheap Dozer wannabe you areAlt: I can't wear hats, they look ridiculous on my massive, pumpkin head. Therefore I suffer from hat jealousy and think they're the coolest things ever.
Altalt: They are not.
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Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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we can discuss how to set up folders some more if you like(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:03,
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I don't care about your socks.Alt: Hats are for bald fellas.
Altalt: If we are to be able to discuss this properly*, you should at least tell us which ones you don't consider rubbish.
*Which I don't intend on doing
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:51,
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food plants are not rubbish, all other indoor plants are(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:52,
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Are we supposed to be impressed by an idiot that wears material on his foot? (, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
I see you are already using the singularGetting used to the idea ahead of time eh
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when you say one thing but fuck your mother(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:00,
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Absolute nonsense.I have a good hat from Lock & co that I've had for 10 years, and I'm neither gay nor a shitcunt.
Socks should be black, and black only. If not, you're a Wrong.
Altalt: "the garden's full of furniture and the house is full of plants" - Flanders & Swan. I'm not too keen on houseplants; that's Mrs Vagabond's job.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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HOUSEPLANTSthat's the word I'm looking for, houseplants are shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:54,
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Totes not yet.Besides which, balding is a sign of virility and dominance.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:02,
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No its notNeither is it a sunroof for a love machine or any of these phrases that baldies use in order to cover up the fact that their shiny chrome plated heads look stupid
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Well, if silverback gorillas are anything to go bythe alpha males tend to go bald due to excess testosteron, AND they have harems of several females.
And are pretty awesome.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:22,
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tiny winkies though(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:40,
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Are we supposed to be impressed by some prick who keeps repeating the same 'joke'?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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if we're not we may as well pack up bayta and give it up as a bad job(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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That's pretty impressive.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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By the way, Brayndedd answered your question in the last thread about the funny face man.Although he was rather disparaging about your apparent lack of knowledge.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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Are we supposed to be impressed by your so called comedy account so called. (, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)
I imagine you in lilac socks, you collosal bent-shotAlt: In principle I agree, but a cricket helmet is fairly indispensable, as I demonstrated when taking a sore one to the head last season.
AltAlt: I have a Peace Lilly which is excellent and brightens up my office immensely.
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no.You guys are shit at this game.
Peace lillys are for shitcunt monkey cocks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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It's because it's a shit game, you shitgame cunt.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:03,
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IT'S BETTER THAN "ROUND AND ROUND THE YURT WE GO"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:04,
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Clearly aquamarine, like a shitcuntHats have their place. The are only for shitcunts if they are being worn by men for the purposes of "fashion"
If they perform some useful function that is fine.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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I think maybe functionality is keybut then you could have a venus fly trap like some teenage shit cunt goth who is into "death" or some shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:58,
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They will be those multicoloured Pringle golf socks I betin blue and pink. With brown shoes.
alt: Unless it is genuinely Arctic and you are outside. A hat indoors is the sure sign of a first class tosser.
altalt: youn an indoor plant
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My grandmother's family (father's side) used to own much of Pringle way back when it was a tiny golfwear firm(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:08,
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I am the heir to generation upon generation of incredible business acumen and financial wizardry(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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Oh god, I don't need a whole golf caddy, just your standard pringles tube will do me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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Bound to be some wakki pattern. Alt: I find hats unimpressive.
Altalt: Indoor plants are good for gathering dust and filth in any room.
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nope, they are a solid colour with thin grey lines around them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:10,
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LAVENDER SOCKS, AS LAVENDER AS THE PADDING HE PUTS IN HIS PANTIES TO IMPRESS THE OTHER HOMOS(
Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:10,
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THIS IS BY FAR AND AWAY THE BEST THREAD OF THE DAY YOU PROZAC PRICK(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:12,
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I only wear black socks. I was given some wacky socks for my birthday and they are already in a charity binAlt. Hats are shit
Alt Alt. I'm not sure I agree here. I'd rather my house plants than some tacky fucking ikea ornament or a decorative bottle of chillies.
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Peej, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:23,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2093581
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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I bet you wear urban camoflage like a bent Polish weighlifter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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Are you still playing this shit game?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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no one has won yet, THIS COULD BE YOUR TIME TO SHINE(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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I think I already won when I refused to get involved.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:28,
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i want to go and get lunch can someone win please?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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I just received an email with the subject 'Tackling cadmium in crabs'Don't try and tell me I'm not at the forefront of the key issues.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:32,
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whiteas you're a bent spastic
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:43,
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