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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hiya kids!!!!
I have a week off starting from next Friday.

What should I do with it? NB I have no money or friends, please bear in mind when making suggestions

Alt: I'm turning 40, and I need a new 'thing'. I tried steamLARP but the fuckers rejected me, so not that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:49, 261 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Invite the wonderful Himjim over to bring you some beers
and a bike so we can hug. *hint hint*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
We could go cycling *reverse hint*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
That's not a bad idea
/waitingonbrakecablesnotagoodideatocyclewithoutthem
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Bit of a traditionalist eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Sit in your window and stare at people going by
Occasionally beckon them closer and then show them your willy
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
On second thoughts why get some clay and make another Lionel Richie bust, so you have a matching pair!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
What is the date of your birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
29/09/1947

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
30th.
My mums are coming up on the actual day for museum and meal lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
where IS teh lesbian museum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Lesbos, you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I hope you get a special birthday treat and get taken to Wimpy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Best thing for a bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
And for his mum.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
He gets his choice of ANY Wimpy Mega Meal (up to £4.65)

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Meet me and I'll buy you a beer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Make new friends online.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
it's going well for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
\o/?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
You can fuck off. Just seen a picture of your 'conquest'.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
sometimes you have to plunge to new depths
so that you appreciate the next high all the more.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
that link was a real eye opener doc

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
it's actually one of the better photos I've seen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
no neckbeard?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I'm just so disappointed in you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
i was drunk

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Thats a poor excuse.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
i wanted to do more for charity?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Shocking is the word.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Punch my ex in the face for me

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
she'll probably beat him up
he has bad form in this arena
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I'm a drugger not a fighter

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Come on here and complain about how bored and poor you are

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Good thinking!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
It''s my birthday on Monday.
I'm going to celebrate by going back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I thought Jeff stock was your birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Yeah but you thought you had a pube TIL YOU PISSED OUT OF IT!"!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I am henceforth rescinding my offer to buy you a beer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
oh, are you coming to tomorrow's BASH?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I have not received an invite

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
This one?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24544
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
those people are all frank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Please tell me you haven't invited him.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
guest of honour innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
NO FOGLEPRICKS.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
sssssh, it's ok
he won't turn up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
}:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Is that a popped collar emoticon?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
:)}

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
RESULT, YESSSSSSSSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Indeed it is.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
take up nude watercolour painting
or watercolour painting nude
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Alt: Cricket YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Circle wank with Stunned and Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Hitchhike to Poland & start another invasion.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
From what I've heard, me and Poland would get on pretty well

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Alt: Book a driving lesson.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Don't do this
Driving is shit you have to stay sober.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Sssh. Don't tell him that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Be my butler
Be my butler
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
By: My butler

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Buy me a butler

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I'll be your dog
woof wo-woof woof wo-woof woof woof
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I am most definitely too orangey for crows

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
i posted a link to this last night!
this is what kroney would call a "coincidence"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
When really you meant to post a link to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I like the way you keep trying to make me look like the retard

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
just enhancing what's there already, sweetheart

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Be my, be my butler (be my little butler)
Be my butler no-o-o-w whoah whoah oh ohhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I love the idea of having a little butler

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Well it worked pretty well for Francisco Scaramanga didn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
That's true
I'd love to be a Bond villain. I'd pull it off really well, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
You sure would!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
stitch a new patchwork waistcoat from off cuts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
material, or the skin of dead hookers?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
It won't be as good as the original

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Hunt tigers.
Alt: tiger hunting.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
are they like cougars?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Yes.
Just more likely to kill you afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Dear dear dear no, dear dear dear no, dear dear oh dear no
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNmL1L3dF6g
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
In India!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
pick at least 2 things in london that you've never done before
do them

pick at least 2 things that you've never cooked before

cook them

pick at least 2 things that you've never inhaled before

snort them

and a day off
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Penguins at London Zoo
as an answer to all three.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
the thought of people eating penguins makes me very very sad
apart from the chocolate biscuits, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
There's fucking MILLIONS of the fishy cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
penguuins ent fish
silly badger
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
They smell of fish.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
so does your mum
dunt make her a guppy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
might make her a penguin, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YuWLKQ5e54
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I could have sword the text that came up on the screen there was "donkeytits"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)
they are somewhere between fish and bird, i think
i fucking love them. sooo cute.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
leave your ex-girlfriends out of this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
1. dogging
2. dog eggs
3. powered dog eggs
4. cool!
5. aaaand relax
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Imagines Monty thinking.... Hmm, 'pick at least 2 things in london that you've never done before'
Before deciding on... 'Bought something in the supermarket without a Whoops! discount label on it and enjoyed work'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Wow how depressingly true.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Now I feel bad.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
It's okay, I've got over feeling bad.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I'm glad we can all laugh about this now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Check 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Spend time with mini monty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
A birthday wank sounds like probably a bit of a low point...best avoid I would say.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Milk a swan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
THIS.
then eat it. then snort it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Fuck a horse

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
You're onto something here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
then eat it
then snort it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Snort a horse!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
no probs for you and your hoover snout
so the word on the street has it
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
I could snort a fucking rhino Reg. No sweat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I heard that BarryfromEastenders tried to snort something that didn't belong to him
and in retaliation Monty just snorted him right up there and then. Fate worse than death, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I once snorted Hounslow.
Unfortunately it grew back.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Spend the week drinking cheap brandy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I think he wants to do something diffrent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
I never drink cheap brandy.
I'd rather have none than soil my palate with Three Barrels or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I'm embarrassed to even know that brand name.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Is it worse than Martell's VS?
I tried some of that and it burned my tonsils out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I've no idea. I've only sneered at it in shops.
Martell is putrid though, you are spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
It made the Courvoisier we bought from the Spar taste like nectar, by comparison.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
meh, I don't think I like Brandy tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I like brandy.
I've even found a couple of whiskies that I like, recently. I don't know what's going on!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
you have reached your 30's and have grown up

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)
^ gay prick

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Become a Hare Krishna.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
fuck Sammi
repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Pop into work to visit your colleagues and make jokes about how you're not going to do any work while you're there you're just visiting
Then go home and cry
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Alt. think of something that interests you then do it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Nothing interests me.
Apart from the music of Mike and the Mechanics.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
And that of Bruce Hornsby - and the simply superb 'Range'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I also find the extreme metal stylings of Mister Mister to be quite the tonic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)
that's just the way it is, Monts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)
I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Have you tried becoming a homosexualist?
Or a wacky japester (you could dress up like that Rocky Horror show and swim in the Thames)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I might spend the whole week talking in my best 'Bruce Lee' voice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Misses hevenry Brutey

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Heavenwee Gworwee you mean tsk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I lacked EEmotional Crontent

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2048783
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Are we supposed to be impressedzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Get yourself some nice chutney in, boss.
You shouldn't have to look further than the hotel at the top of the road.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
I'm laughing - but I'm also crying.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
apparently there are loads of noses around london so you could go and find them all
i forget whereabouts they are though

spend the day walking up and down the wrong side of the steps at covent garden tube station

get an all day travelcard and see if you can travel on buses 1 to 40 in a day. in order. dressed like venger from dungeons and dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)
All excellent ideas

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
the noses are in soho btw

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Ta m8

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

from dungeons and dragons

That there Gooner dugout
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
YEAH!
word on the street is that Mince has been up the arse. regular goon army general so he is
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
The street is, as usual, 100% correct.
Gooner til I die, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
You should watch episodes of Lovejoy on YouTube.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I might buy a second hand Casio keyboard and learn to play the theme tune.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
I've just had a look on ebay, you can get a casio keyboard for fuck all.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Or Bergerac like the wee angry marn.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
You could go on a museum mission.
You have your travelcard. Sangers in your Venger lunch box. Maybe a cheeky United biscuit as a treat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Viscounts if I'm unlucky.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I vant...I vant..I VANT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
the guy who wasnt a viscount in that advert, a prince i think, was the only surviving prisoner from Alien3 factfans

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
The tin foil comes in handy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
calm down Zammo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Fucking rank shit. I hated them.
They're no Rocky Robin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
The Holy Grail was always the Gold Bar or the Trio.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
The Gold Bar was too sickly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
agreed

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
You mean you couldn't hack it?
Too tough and cool for you yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
It was like a crunchy caramac.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Precisely. Fuckin NOM.
The mint Club was good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
mint and chocolate do not go together you are incorrect

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I don't think you've ever been more wrong.
Mint choc is the finest of all the ice creams.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
^mouth wrong^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)
^mong

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
^missing link

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
That puts me 4 steps up the evolutionary ladder from you then, Ape.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
^ wee wee Apir

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I like old skool rum and raisin too

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
No NO NO NO

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
So Dawn Penn liked it as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
I'm surprised you feel this way.
I'd have thought you were a huge fan of Bendicks*

*BENT DICKS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
for wankers

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Yeah.
Caramac loving cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)
The most bent of all the confectionary.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Just because you weren't allowed sugar

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
what was?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Ask your mum to buy you this for your birthday.
www.ebay.com/itm/Vtg-1987-GHETTOBLASTER-DYNASTY-DISCOLITE-PERSONAL-DISCO-COMPONENT-SKITRONIC-LTD-/121175907756?pt=US_Portable_Stereos_Boomboxes&hash=item1c36a59dac
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Shame that's tapes.
2,500? I musht be drrrreaming.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
A slightly broken Brixton Briefcase for two and a half grand.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
^coreect
it was like a congealed glossop of spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
I wouldn't know what that tasted of, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Caramac

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I'm sure there were two variations of the United biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)
green and yellow
(football jokes)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Blue and white, orange and white.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Red an white striped for the orange version an blue and white for the original milk chocolate version.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Orange and white you footwrong

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
get an imaginary parrott
start a message board
go insane
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
^ This.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
You should shave the top of your head and then sell double glazing.
You buy one, you get one free, I said you buy one, you get one free.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:38, Reply)
don't forget the cape

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Have you considered substance abuse?
Alt. Have you considered substance abuse?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
WHOOOAHHHHHHHH
Alright Tuggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Very much all right.
I'm on gardening leave for a month!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Nice one
You can spend it hooking me up with ace things.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Send me a wishlist and I'll see what I can do.
How's you apart from this age thing?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
what ace things do you deal in?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Mostly mergers and acquisitions.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)
shite
PS will do, thanks man
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Watch the DVD of the special olympics.
Not only is it great ammo for self abuse but you get to laugh at others with far greater problems than oneself. A saucy dose of perspective as I like to call it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)
good thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
Where as Nakers ISN'T on gardening leave.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
nuthin personal like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
A very kind offer.
I am flattered and perhaps a bit curious but far too busy faffing for such dalliance.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
larpers reject no one
i say you should take up something middle aged like squash or flower arranging, you know, act your age
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
^TGGI

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
not recently I don't

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
sad tiems

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
You sound like Ross Noble.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Ross Nurble

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
You sound like a kilo of tripe negotiating it's way out of my arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Better bring the Satnav for such a cavernous hellhole.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Steamlarpers would if a guy turns up
and starts picking holes in everything like "Victorians didn't even have that technology, steam powered or not" or "you couldn't get steam powered flying machines, it wouldn't be light enough".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
If anyone can Wilf can

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
for people who play in fantasy worlds
larpers are surprisingly pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Yeah, well, your all knobs anyway. I swear down.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
alright doc?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Alright, you besocked prick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Oh great, the knob's here again.
GREAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)
youn always pleased to see a knob

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
Where is Harters this week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Dunno, I was asking that earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
In a whiney forty something girls voice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
I guess he don't want to get fired from his new job

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
what a knobcheese

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)
I know you like me really.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
I wish I were all knobs
imagine rolling down a hill if you were covered in knobs
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:12, Reply)
door knobs?
that would hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I was thinking more of butter

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)
slidey

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
tango-ey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Yes, Apey?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
as in last tango-ey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)
I'm the first, the last, the best and the most.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
Cheesy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
40 is no age!
A week off can be good with minimal cash if you're in/near the capital*. Try the free museums, look on t'interweb to see what free events are on etc.

Alt: 'That it hurt none, do what thou wilt shall be thine only law'.
So, pick a guitarist to emulate/surpass. Try a new sport, try running - ffs it costs nothing! But DO something. At 40 I was on top of my game, travelling the world, having fun whilst working and earning a metric shitload - which I promptly spent on family etc and having a great time. Those days are over BUT THEY HAPPENED - can't take that away.
Make some memories while you can.

*Through gritted teeth 'cos I detest London.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)

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