Smoking in prison.
Should it be banned?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:18, 108 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Indoors or outdoors?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Indoors.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

+ What Are We Gonna Get 'Er

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Banned

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I don't really care, soz

( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

That's fair enough.
Thanks for your input.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Honesty's the best policy, Jeffers.

( Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I don't like your face.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)

So you've cancelled you dinner this evening
Citing a massive hangover.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Prohibition always works well.
Particularly in prisons.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I can't see how it'd work without 1000s of people getting beaten up.
They're hardly in there for their sense of good judgement and calm temper.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

IT SHUD B BANED
APART FROM THE BURNT CORPSES OV PEEDOWS, THEY SHUD BE ALOWED 2 SMOKE.

'LIKE' IF U AGRE THT PEEDOWS SHUD BE BURNET ALIVE
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Pointless and unenforceable
Prison staff are being cut to the bone ready for privatisation - when there's 3 or 4 staff looking after 150+ prisoners there won't be any chance to check for anything - the places are awash with drugs as it is.

I sometimes wonder if the government employs people to think up "who can we be seen to be giving a kicking to" stories on a weekly basis, so the middle classes can feel smug as the country goes further down the shitter.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Everything is the middle classes fault definately

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)

prison sentences should be 50% living hell 50% rehabilitation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

NAKERS FOR TOP DOG!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)

He's the Bee Smith of OT.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

who? Google is no help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Prisoner: Cell Block HH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Depends...Mackerel or spare ribs, yes
Joe Frasier, no
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

A balanced summary

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Out of the 4 main English football leagues, one team contains no letters from the word mackarel. Name the team.
In reply to the question, I don't care. Ok, no.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

You do like that bit of trivia.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)

It's Mackaral you dumbo.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)

swindon town
it's always fucking swindon town you cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Except when it's Hull City

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Hull is but a figment of your darkest sub conscience, let it go B3th
let it go...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)

But the voices....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

what would work better I reckon would be to ban crime, then we wouldn't even need prisons!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

tggi ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I should be justice secretary I reckon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I think you just made yourself redundant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I've Windy Pigged myself!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

In just your underpants.
That didn't quite work as I intended.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I would love to hang around for an opportunity to use the pun 'Uptown Top Shanking' when the topic of prison violence comes up.
But I'm going to lunch instead.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I'm sure prisoners will abide by it.
Renowned for their submittance to minor rulings, are prisoners.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

the ones I keep in my basement know what's what

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

or they get the hose

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)

What?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)

To be fair, they are all under ten.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)

easier to train you see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

inches

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I think it should be mandatory.
All prisoners should be issued with regulation ciggies, which could then be laced with behaviour modifying drugs.
Sorted.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I'm sorry, but what does any of this have to do with my penis?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Porridge

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

has your period faded away yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Switching, as this thread has, to prison reform,
a common criticism of the system is that there is no deterrent.
I would award sentences according to the perp's fears. Claustrophobics would be locked in a small cell. arachnophobics would be made to have spiders in their cells and agarophobics would be made to go out.
Oh wait.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

hahaha!
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:48, Reply)

There's too many doctors on this site.
Just saying.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm glad I'm not sick

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I wouldn't go that far.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

What's your suggested course of treatment?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

DYAAKY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I have no idea here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Delete
Your
Account
And
Kill
Yourself

Nothing personal, Dr Frog
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Oh that. Maybe over the weekend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stay with me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Since you asked so nicely, okay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Thank you kindly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

And not enough Indians?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

This is surely not mutually exclusive?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

neither is your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

That doesnt really work
LIKE YM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I ma terminally bored

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Oh, go on then
terminally bored bent spastic
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I've eaten too much spicy cheese
I'm now starting to get cheese sweats
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

You're a terminally bored what?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Ape?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

One hour until the weekend.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

i could start now...workinf from hjome after all
but there is so much to do I cannot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I don't care.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

As long as they let them pop outside for a quick fag break every hour or so I can't see the problem
I mean its not like they're locked up or anything.
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Monty pops out most mornings for a quick fag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Ha!

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

You stopped puking yet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Did this say 'fucking' a moment ago?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Yes
My brain is not working correctly today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I though I was reading all sorts into that. I scared myself.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I was quite shocked when I read it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

topped puking yet? ound like Jethro
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Yarrrp

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

When did I start puking?

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

after your third pint of horse semen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I can handle more than three pints without puking

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Because 'fag' can also mean 'gay'!!!! Geddit???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

HEY! Easy on the homophobia please
Queers and rug munchers read this site.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

jadedfork.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/img_4904.jpg?w=497&h=372
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

that looks like someone shat out a kidney

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Homophobe

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

In other news, it seems that Boyce has asked for a rubber gimp suit (complete with integrated urinal & arse catheter) for his birthday.
Should we all chip in to get him this, or a session of therapy?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2096673
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

this thread should be banned.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Start a new one then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Indoor smoking is banned everywhere innit?
Is prison different?

I'm writing to my MP.
DISGUSTING.

Not happy with their plasma telly's and PS3's.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

You're so Daily Mail, J

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

BAN THE BURKHA!
DEATH TO GAYS! ('cept me)

SEND EM ALL BLACK!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)