Has Psychochomp actually gone?
Can someone explain what happened?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:01, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He got bullied by bigger boys.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Who is bigger than him?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

bobby

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)

TRU DAT

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Seems to have fucked off.
Blanked a text from me too.


Now I know how you must feel when you're unfriended all day long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

It hurts doesn't it Boyce.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

It really does :o(
It hurts a damned lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

How are you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Hurt is my guess.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

John

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Pretty shit Al, I can't lie.
You? Hows the nipper?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Fine today, night before last decided to scream and cry every two hours
so I felt like utter shit yesterday.

What's up with you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Can't blame a child for crying when it realises it has a cunt like you as a 'father'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh boy, the irony is strong with this one.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

How long are you going to wait until you tell the poor thing it was conceived in a Petri dish because 'daddy' has a problem with his swimmers?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Probably about the same time you explain how you have a problem with alcohol
and how the reason it didn't work out with your ex is because you have serious anger management issues.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I'd rather have that conversation than 'daddy had to go in a tugging room and wank over some mediocre porn just so we could have you'.
Good luck with that eh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah, okay,

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

now look
you're both being silly.

al - if battered were an alcoholic, he wouldn't be able to get it up.

battered - if mrs al had to go to a sperm bank to get up the duff, she'd have gone for a sperm upgrade.

honestly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

*seinfeld*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

His hair ages between frames

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

So does your face

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Unlike your hair

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Oh sporters. :(
How did your run go?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I finished in 1:59:42
which I was most pleased with.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Excellent stuff.
Well done.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Really?
I think that a pretty shit time for the mile.
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I am Stephen Hawking though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Unlikely
It would have taken him more than a minute to type that out
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Thank you
I made the mistake of putting a shite time in when applying so I started really near the back and had to squeeze past loads of people, run slower than I wanted, etc.

Next year I'll stick 2 hours in and start about 15,000 people further forward
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

i read that as shite lime
mind you, i bet that citric acid would make you run a bit faster
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Most likely
Those energy gel thingies dont half help though. Took one at the start and one about 7 miles in before the 3 miles of continuous hill section
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

You were only an hour behind Mo.
Those energy gels make you shit through a needle.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Mile 11 is particularly cruel if I remember correctly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

It was indeed
Not overly helped by my parents ringing me then too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

yer, my mate swears by them
i should get them for work
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

^precisely

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Just general bollocks, you know.
Someone made an offer on my flat yesterday, in fact she made two - both of which were pathetic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

You should phone her up
and then while she's on the line punch Lusty right in the tits and then shout "DO YOU HEAR THOSE CRIES!!! THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY DAUGHTER WHEN YOU TRY AND TAKE THE FOOD RIGHT OUT OF HER MOUTH!!!! NO MAKE ME A REAL OFFER YOU CUNT!!!!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I really should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Mind you, I can't imagine Lusty would let you off without a serious kick in the balls
so it might not be worth it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

He has maintained facebook silence too
But his Ex is still posting as normal so he's probably not topped himself.
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Well
This Happened
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

HAHAHA!
That is brilliant. My favourite bit of that is COmpys response to Swipe and then Happy Phantom turning up for some reason.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

fuck off you fat psycho cunt.

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

my response was good
serves him right for making up what jeff rightly called "mills & boon" shite lies about her
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

What lies were told?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

some garbage about her being upset by stuff on here
and swooning about women being bitches and having to smoke a cigarette. either she was a tiny delicate little violet who liked to stalk this dullarse place, or he made it up. my money was firmly on the latter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

i'm kind of hoping that his big fat swollen head exploded with righteous rage and fuuuurious anger after that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

It's really all your fault. You should never have fucked him

( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

shit happens

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

+ on my chest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)