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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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where'd everyone go?
If you had to go inside any one like in that film "Inner Space" who would you go into and why?

alt: you have to touch me, where will you touch me and with part of you?

altalt: Everyone seems fucking miserable round here, fuckin cheer up yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:34, 185 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
THIS IS A WINNA!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
1. To the secret cool board
2. The young Linda Ronstadt I DON'T NEED TO GIVE A REASON
3. The bollocks, with my steel-toecapped boot-wearing foot
4. No can do, soz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
two bottles of cheap Rioja again tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Blaxland Shiraz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
BOOM!
I might hit the gin
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
I might hit a random pensioner AS HARD AS I FUCKING CAN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
poor old edjogs :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
See as soon as you let 'em know you're vulnerablle

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
i bet you hit like a vegetarian

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
lucky edjogs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)
If I am honest I've never hit anyone in my adult life.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:04, Reply)
What if you aren't honest?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Myself, as I've never really been to me.
Alt: in the head, with a sledgehammer.

AltAlt: I'm in an excellent mood thanks. Soon to go out & meet up with a mate who is down from Oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
altalt: good-oh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Haven't seen for a couple of months. Should be good. However, I fear I may be starting to get manflu.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
You're a right hypo aren't ya
first it's "epilepsy" then it's "passing out in Iceland in a pool of shit and vomit" now it's "manflu".

What you need is some Man the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
Iceland? Certainly not.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Reykjavik?
No he's got a gardener.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM YOUR SUPERMARKET

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Is a sledgehammer part of you? Well? IS IT? NO YOU FUCKIN PRICK LORD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Fine. I'll use my fucking fists then. Just as effective.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
course they are sweetheart

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Nice one, can you come around and break up a concrete shed base with your fists on Saturday then?
Thanks in advance x
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Norfolk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
I'll meet you there, 7am sharp

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
LIFE WOES!!
I don't think I'd like to cruise through anyone's intestines, thanks. DESPITE POPULOL OPINION!!!!

If I had to then a non-fat person.

Alt. I would touch your soul... Probably with my penis. Definitely with sauce.

Altalt. YEAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)
alt: office lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Alright chuts

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Monts :)
I am finding this term endearing now as opposed to offensive.

I fucking HATE chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Chutney is all of the awesome, you are incorrect

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)
It's mango aint it? But to be used with hot food?
Im not au fait with the chutney world.
Looked like Mango Branston Pickle to me
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)
macaroni/cauliflower cheese with some smoked bacon and mango chutters is amazing
and of course with cuzzers
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
The world of chutneys is a wide and varied one.
There are many which are vastly preferable to mango which is effectively just jam.

I'm glad you're not offended as it's purely a term of endearment, dear boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)
alright chutters?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
I'LL FUCKIN KNACK YOU FOR THAT YOU FUCKIN CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I may try a tomato based one and go from there.
it is exactly the mango being like jam that I don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Green tomato is great
Irish marrow is great

Mind you they all depend on who made them. Home made is very much the best. If you can face a W.I. market or something similar that's where you shall find CHUTNEY GOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
id go inside myself and use the thingummy denny squaids uses to turn martin shorts into the doctor off voyager to turn me into george clooney or summat so i can get SHAGGING!
TRU LAD!! BANTHA FODDER!!!

alt: aw fuck ive gone into the typing the reply part and forgotten whop imreplying to! ihate it when that happens. whoever you are im sure you'll be 'touched for the very first time' so i might have to wear my marigolds, okay?

altalt: fucken life and sole me, ya cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I'd be happy in that rabbit, hop around a bit, eat some leaves, class life.
alt: on the bot bot of course what kind of question is this I'm not some kind of PERVERT

altalt: I'm happy enough. Life's alright seen?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)
altalt. I blame the news.
If it's not wars and bombs, its politics and religion.
Hang on... Same diff.

We need a good break up news story like when Jill Dando got shot, or the whale got stuck in the Thames.

Also; the economy.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)
They had that nice man on the news last night.
Him with the hair.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Oh no, what's Phil Spector been up to now?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I heard he finger banged battered

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Not him, the other one.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Oh, David Hinds from Steel Pulse, gotcha.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Rodney King?
Rodney Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
i was working
i won't even share a drink in case your spit gets in the way, am i really likely to crawl around your colon?

alt: i'd run my fingers through your achingly beautiful flopping locks

altalt: i'm never miserable, happy as a clam, me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:13, Reply)
+ jouster

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
what??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)
clam jouster = lezzer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)
ffs why did i click "i like this" by mistake?
for the record, i do not like this :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)
^ ghey^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Most lezzers look fuckng miserable to me.
So would I, if my sub-cultural uniform included dungarees.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Come on Eileen.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
what, in all those online documentaries you watch about them?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Nah, in them they're all hot because it's Hollywood, innit.
You see a carpet chewer in the wild and you'd be forgiven for thinking they'd gone that way from lack of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)
"You see a carpet chewer in the wild",
lols.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
I know a few wild lezzers and none of them are the butch stereotype

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)
I know too many butch from working in undesirable bars.
All the ones I class as friends are lipstick lesbians as opposed to bulldykes.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Wtf have clams to be happy about?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)
You have some odd idea Swipey.
Won't share a drink with someone but will happily nosh off pleather jacket wearing chubbies off the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)
You're all knobs and I am fucking awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Step back guys, Frog's had a shandy!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
UH OH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Not you though, you're alright.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Not you though, you're alright.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
I feel like taking a selfie with this level of online validation

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Be sure to pout.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
Always!
(I do fucking pout at times. Must be genetic)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
I can't do it.
I think I might be too handsome to be able to.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)
You calling me fugly?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
No. I mean obviously I dunno what you look like.
But I imagine you often, and in my mind you are a deeply handsome gent.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)
*flutters eyelashes*
Not too hard to find me on the interwebs.

But then you'd be a stalky stalkerson.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:09, Reply)
I wouldn't dare google you lot.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)
ive been to Dumfries today
Or "stupid chips" as it is known in work

I'd like to see inside Kylie's colon, if you know what I mean and I think you do
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)
What japes!!!
To test for cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)
errrr yes
"This won't hurt a bit"

*goes in dry*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
I don't think Kylie is one for spit and shove.
Danni on the other hand...





and just like that, I'm a puppeteer.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
I'd use Danniiiiii like a puppet too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)
I imagine she's that loose you could have a weekend by the lakes in there.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:06, Reply)
sisters are pooing it for themselves

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
with his special brown eye camera

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
wide eye glans

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
You actually call it stupid chips?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
im sorry to say yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
huh huh
I get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
You could at least buy me a drink first

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
drink later
you'll be dehydrated
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
dogwalklol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
I think I'd just like to chill out in someone
else's eyeball
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Peter Falk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)
I'd go into YM.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I'd penetrate Rachel Riley.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:09, Reply)
The maths bitch?
Can't take a joke so hope she can take a dick.

Whenever she's on Celebrity Juice or 8 out of 10 Cats she just looks like it's beneath her.

I bet she spits.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)
She looks like she's quite well behaved.
So obviously she's an absolute filth bag.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:12, Reply)
nah, even the posh sluts laugh at a dirty joke.
She is straight up ice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I have found this to be true.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Blimey
You sure you're gay? You sounded like me there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I can join in the BANTS
Otherwise it makes for a very boring evening down the pub.

Anything car or sport related and I'm out though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
I like cars!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)
I like listening to the football results while sitting IN MY CAR!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
^MANLY SHIT. GRRRR ETC^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)
AND RUBBING YOUR TITS??
YESSSSS!!

BACK OF THE NET, TEKKERS
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:33, Reply)
poor emily pankhurst
i hope there's no internet access in the afterlife
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)
She'd be frothing at the bonnet, mark my words.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Evening you little pile of shit cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Alright Jeff, how's the lurgy?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Oddly, it went almost as quickly as it arrived.
So I _think_ I'm cured.

How are things in up-north-land?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Wet. Cancer-infested dog. Bone idle stepson.
It's BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Sad times DG.
I'm sure things will get better. And it'll stop being wet (I assume that was a reference to the weather).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Yeah.
It's not pissing down or owt but it's greyer than a spinster's knickers out there.

Apart from the massive lump on her gum you wouldn't know the dog was ill, bless her - she's still bounding around like an eejit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
The missus gets back from Kos on Thursday
upon which we shall make a decision as the tumour has started to cover her teeth on that side of her mouth. The dog, not the missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Sorry mate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:52, Reply)
Shit happens.
Thought we'd have her for another 2-3 years at least as otherwise she's fit and healthy. No point in getting the tumour removed again, given it grew back within 10 days.

I might go and do the dishes. All six of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Evening Mr Fucker.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Good evening.
Got an trivia?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:40, Reply)
Someone start a new thread for fuck's sake

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)

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