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alright alright, i'll do it
cry of children all over the world: "it's not fair." what's not fair about your life?

alt: i'd quite like to try crunchy peanut butter spread on apple slices. what sounds Wrong but you think could be oh so Right??

altalt: do you have self-control or self-indulgence?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:03, 226 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
peanut butter is the diarrhea of the spread world
altalt: depends really
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
one day i will feed you an omelette stuffed with peanut butter
that'll teach you
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
i hate to agree with him up there,
but peanut butter really does taste a bit like puke. horrible bum puke. like the sort you let people poo on to your chest.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
why do you hate to agree with teh best one here?
that makes no sense
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
you are doing peanut butter wrong
it's delicious
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
tggi ^

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Peanut butter is ming.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
yet again
WRONG
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
No, I'm right. I checked on The Internet.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Gonna have to agree with people up this end of the thread, peanut butter's shite.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
It's not fair that i have to do loads of stupid chores.
alt: I fancy having one of those coke/beer shandy things. Surprisingly tasty.

altalt: clearly self indulgence as I have bought a new car i certainly can not afford at the moment. Speaking of which, would anyway like to a bar a car? Hal leather seats, low mileage, well looked after, tax and MOT for 6 months, bit dull.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
kroney's your man

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
nah, he's got a car.
The problem i have is that although the car in question is genuinely a good little motor, it's worth next to nothing thanks to the stupid rover badge on it. Same exact car (almost) with a honda badge in the same condition would go for twice what i can get for this one.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
what is it?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
A car, you prick.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
rover 414i

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
alright Alan

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
yeah, i know.
it was free at the time as the head gasket had gone, didn't take 2 days to sort it out and about 200 quid.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
my mum had a rover with a honda engine
it went like shit off a hot shovel, that car.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
exactly,
it's a very dull looking rover, with a nice honda engine and in very good condition, and yet. alas, i am only going to get about 800 knicker for a 1500 quid car.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
a 620?
They were about the best one

I had a 214 for a while, nice enough car, but the head gasket went if you so much as looked at it funny. Terrible engine.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
i think my mum's was a 216? but this is going back YEARS

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
K series
bag of shite. Metal head gasket with an iron block on an ally head.

You might as well tattoo "this car will blow up at 40,000 miles" on it.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Yup
and built like a sandwich with the head bolts going all the way to the sump, so needing a stupidly complex loosening and tightening sequence, during which you couldn't move anything. Utter shite.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
only if you're a hamfisted oaf,
me and a friend sorted the engine out in a day and a half.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Or if the fucking thing goes 300 miles away from home
as the one in my old Freelander did.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
yeah,
that's true.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
head gasket was done about 6 months ago.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Halal leather seats?
Do they face mecca?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
sometimes.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Altalt: Both (or neither)
I can exercise self control and eat no biscuits, but if I eat one biscuit I will eat all of the biscuits.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
munchies^

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Merely an example.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
this^
No sense in eating one biscuit is there? Its like having A pint
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
having A pint is almost worse than having NO pint

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
this indeed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
This guy gets it

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
All these guys get it.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
A pint, singular?
Was ist das?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
i read about this place down your neck of the woods
that does a three chilli challenge or summat thats a burger and a hotdog and chilli cheese fries and you have to eat it all in under 10 minutes or you have to pay £20. imma having a go at that at the next BAYSH, could we hold it there? i forget what its called but it has meat in the name so youll love it
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Would that be "Battered's house"?
Not going there, might come back with uncontrollable shits.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
these greedy chumps would love it

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
they probs do a chickpea burger too
what dates are you free and ill get some balloons in
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
i think you may have your bashes confused
no balloons or etch-a-sketches allowed

but i do fucking love a nice falafel burger
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
i thort all that was par por le regime?
is yours more a wandering hands and knowing looks type of baysh then?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
you need to be in the know, in the inner circle, in that crazy death defying loop

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
hang on ive got to go and eat my fruit
ill BPM you or summat yeah?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
tell you what
im up for a baysh next month with Mince and 'Bill Clay' at some strip joint so ill clear a space for burger time yeah?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Everything is fair in my life. I wouldn't change a thing.
alt: Punching a baby.
altalt: Loads of self control. If I put my mind to something I cannot be dissuaded. No exceptions.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
i find this hard to believe

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
It's true.
I would *love* to punch a baby.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
It's overrated.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I just really want to try it myself.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Altalt: Ah go on, everyone else is.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
IS WOT?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
wanking like safari park chimps

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Disgusting. I'm no animal.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
just an amphibian

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
*highsix*

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
It's not fair that I've got a cuntbuster of a hangover
Bloody drinking brew dog and rioja with bloody Milnetyi bloody rep in bloody Newacstle til 2 am. Fuck's sake.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
AND YET YOU ONLY STAYED OUT WITH US UNTIL MIDNIGHT
duly noted.......
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
and also didn't even mention it to me......

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
basically, badger-fail

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Worst of all the fails

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I thought you were a Makem.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Isn't it all the same anyway?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
It is, Birmingham boy

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I am indeed

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
This was drinks AFTER I'd presented
not the night BEFORE I had to act as an external examiner.

BEFORE vs AFTER. It's an important distinction.

Also, reps pay for all the booze so it's rude to leave.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
you keep telling yourself that
*butthurts RIGHT HERE*
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2102088
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
1 down
99 franks, 137 baldmonkeys and 15 althedeleters to go
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
If you got girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I done 99 bummings but a Frank ain't one.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
that was a great quote about him yesterday
has a potentially fake parrot and looks as if he types with his face
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
As in
BEFORE I met the rep my brown balloon knot was very tight... now AFTER I got very drunk with him I can barely stay on this seat without engulfing most of it
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
The only way he would be fucking me
would be "trying to sell me bits of kit I don't need"
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
YEah but they do the BESTEST EVER
Flow cytometry
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
*thanks Google*

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I've already got a decent FC/FACS.
He's trying to sell me MACS kit and I was telling him it wasn't scalable because of the heat dissipation from the magnets. Cue a debate about fixed vs electromagnets. THRILLING for you all I'm sure.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Ouch
Which flavour of Brewdog?

Mixing grape and grain usually ends in a headache
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Fucked if I know, someone else was buying.
It was like being twatted in the face by a brick made of hops. It came in 1/3 of a pint glasses so I assume "fucking strong"
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
or you are a "fucking bender"

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Not in a pub in Newcastle, I suspect.
Also, as I pointed out, I wasn't buying so my quenderness or otherwise could not have affected the transaction in any way
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Probably Hardcore IPA, which is excellent
9% or so. The even stronger stuff is served in shots, as it's 30% or more, lethal and expensive!
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
sounds horrid

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
It was quite nice
I'n not usually a fan of Brew dog, as their solution to everything is "MOAR FUKKIN HOPS" but this was OK.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I'm a big fan of MOAR HOPS

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
In general
but in brewdog's case I think they overdo it somewhat.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I'm a big fan of these chaps, I think they get it about right:
www.drinkmallinsons.co.uk/our_beers.htm
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Ooo - Galaxy hops is well lush.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
The 30% stuff is pointless and horrid.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
correct.
They've got some lovley california pale ale at the moment that is nice.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Dead Pony Club?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Nah, just a bit more concentrated in the taste than your average lager-swiller is used to.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
What's not fair?
That I don't get my own way all the time.

Alt: peanut butter and jam on white bread because I'm only 12.

Altalt: I'm pleased with myself that I've maintained my running thus far; to the point that now I feel guilty not doing it.

But generally utterly self-indulgent.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
PBJ sammiches are one of the best American food inventions

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I had a corn dog when I was over the time before last.
Awesome. You like hot dogs, you like incredibly thick, sweet batter - you like corn dogs.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2102182
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Brew Dog's Punk IPA is the best beer ever.
Ever ever - fucking lush, it is.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
The Hardcore one is two of those concentrated into one.
even lusher.

Damn near twice the price as well, mind.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Yeah - the 9% thing makes me think that
Either you have it at the end of the night, in which case you won't appreciate it, or you have it at the beginning, in which case everything after it will taste like cack, or you stay on it, meaning you'll be bandy and broke before you even get to your tenth pint.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
It's not really a "session ale"....
unless you think Special Brew is a bit weak!

Punk tastes fine after a couple though
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
My mate Adam did about 8 Duvels in a few weeks ago
He was NOT WELL the next day
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Adam sound like a lightweight

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Aye. And a puff.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
At the moment, I'm well fucked off with a lot of things
Alt:
Omelette sandwiches

AltAlt:
Both, depending on the situation. I was really motivated to go out training so only missed one session (due to being sick)
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Everything isn't fair
alt: that sounds revolting I'm afraid and not just because I can't eat either component.

altalt: A bit of both. I have good self control but if I ever leave go of it I become a gross mass of self indulgence. Can't do in moderation.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
do you wear dentures?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Allergies
but it's fine because as far as I can tell peanut butter looks as disgusting as it is deadly.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Allergies are all in the mind sweetie
they are about as medically proved as Homeopathy
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
You can tell that to anaphylaxis!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
if i feed them some peanuts they can't argue back

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Ooops Anaphylaxis

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
tell it?
he can't even read it!
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
}: (

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
are you the girl that never gets out of bed or was that Lampito?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Lampito I think

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Nut butter is ace.
Nice granary bread, prawns and ketchup.Sounfs rank, it' s actually very nice. Tahini is good too.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Why would it seem rank?
that's really all thousand island/marie rose dressing is.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I've always thought Micky flanagan looked like an unfunny cunt
but I thought maybe i was being unfair and judging him by the fact that he looks like an unfunny cunt.

I am now listening to him and can confirm that he is an unfunny cunt.

This is a public service announcement.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
FAR too Cockerney

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
i'd never heard his voice before
his face was enough to put me off
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Can I post yet or do I still have to fuck off?
It's cold and lonely out there.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
*opens door*

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
*bounds in*

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
*grabs by the ear and tosses back out*

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
sigh
ear cock
back out off
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
thanks, you've made a true sacrifice for us all here

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
For fuck sake just fuck off already, yeah

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
don't listen to harters
he's riding the cotton pony all the way to jam land
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
The last time I rode that train was when I split YM's bumhole open

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
yer well she aint gonna do that again now you can't even afford her fee

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
She was thrown in free for doing a voice over for "Desmonds"

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
And finally we learn the truth about Nakers' conception

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
BUT I LOVE YOU MAN you sent me all them sexy texts

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
lolz shhhhhhhhhh.....don't let them know you're my EX

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
:-o

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Oi piss off and mind your own business

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
no probs I'll never tell

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Our secret then
*Panders*
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
oh my god I am bored what do people do in the evenings to stop them from remembering it's still the middle of the week and there's more work tomorrow?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
The middle was lunchtime today, it's downhill all the way to the weekend now
plus it's pay day tomorrow
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
BEER

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
^^TGGI

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
This guy is getting BEER tonight

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)

B QU
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
That too
Me and medium Bri are out for pints
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)

pints buckets of cum
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
pints of cum PLEASE

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
PUB

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
+IC HAIR

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
yes please

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I won't be able to go until FRIDAY
FRIDAY. LIKE A SAVAGE. What's the world coming to.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
an end?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Not until I've had a pint ok?
Just hold off until then
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2102299
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Why dont you just go tonight?>

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
You can shut up and all

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
You starting something double H
you don't wanna be starting something, got to be starting something
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
MY BAD, I'm Bad you know it

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
thats Thrilling
* I am running out of songs without google*
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
What about us?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Sorry I can't, tonight's boardgame night round ours
You're very welcome to come, we're probably playing 5 or 6 player Spartacus!!!!
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
if only there was some way of buying beer to drink at home
Does anyone know of such a thing?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I never said I couldn't drink at home
I just said I wouldn't be able to go to the pub 'til Friday.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
you could take the board game to the pub
then all the others would look on in awe... AWE I SAY
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Nah pub boardgame night was Monday
KEEP UP
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
soz bbz

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
seeing how you all love a link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287

This made me laugh then I started to imagine the sort of people that would be attending and I am now quite sad...
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
tea and cakes I'M IN

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

IN OUT AND PROUD
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
*Holds hands*

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)

h gl d
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
do you have an afternoon spare though?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I just want crumpets and clotted cream
tee hee
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)
and a good stout whipping

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Fucks sake
No mention of whether they're offering refunds or not.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Yeah like you would be brave enough to drive there

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I know K
Can we have one of your special limited threads
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)
+ needs

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
DIFFERENTLY ABLED threads, actually.
You racist.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Your face

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
*808 States*

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
LOLZ WICKED EARWORM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQ_bOP0HfY
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
NEW FUCKING THREAD

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

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