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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright alright, i'll do it
cry of children all over the world: "it's not fair." what's not fair about your life?

alt: i'd quite like to try crunchy peanut butter spread on apple slices. what sounds Wrong but you think could be oh so Right??

altalt: do you have self-control or self-indulgence?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:03, 226 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
peanut butter is the diarrhea of the spread world
altalt: depends really
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
one day i will feed you an omelette stuffed with peanut butter
that'll teach you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
i hate to agree with him up there,
but peanut butter really does taste a bit like puke. horrible bum puke. like the sort you let people poo on to your chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
why do you hate to agree with teh best one here?
that makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
you are doing peanut butter wrong
it's delicious
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
tggi ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Peanut butter is ming.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
yet again
WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
No, I'm right. I checked on The Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Gonna have to agree with people up this end of the thread, peanut butter's shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
It's not fair that i have to do loads of stupid chores.
alt: I fancy having one of those coke/beer shandy things. Surprisingly tasty.

altalt: clearly self indulgence as I have bought a new car i certainly can not afford at the moment. Speaking of which, would anyway like to a bar a car? Hal leather seats, low mileage, well looked after, tax and MOT for 6 months, bit dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
kroney's your man

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
nah, he's got a car.
The problem i have is that although the car in question is genuinely a good little motor, it's worth next to nothing thanks to the stupid rover badge on it. Same exact car (almost) with a honda badge in the same condition would go for twice what i can get for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
A car, you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
rover 414i

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
alright Alan

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
yeah, i know.
it was free at the time as the head gasket had gone, didn't take 2 days to sort it out and about 200 quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
my mum had a rover with a honda engine
it went like shit off a hot shovel, that car.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
exactly,
it's a very dull looking rover, with a nice honda engine and in very good condition, and yet. alas, i am only going to get about 800 knicker for a 1500 quid car.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
a 620?
They were about the best one

I had a 214 for a while, nice enough car, but the head gasket went if you so much as looked at it funny. Terrible engine.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
i think my mum's was a 216? but this is going back YEARS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
K series
bag of shite. Metal head gasket with an iron block on an ally head.

You might as well tattoo "this car will blow up at 40,000 miles" on it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Yup
and built like a sandwich with the head bolts going all the way to the sump, so needing a stupidly complex loosening and tightening sequence, during which you couldn't move anything. Utter shite.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
only if you're a hamfisted oaf,
me and a friend sorted the engine out in a day and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Or if the fucking thing goes 300 miles away from home
as the one in my old Freelander did.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
yeah,
that's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
head gasket was done about 6 months ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Halal leather seats?
Do they face mecca?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Altalt: Both (or neither)
I can exercise self control and eat no biscuits, but if I eat one biscuit I will eat all of the biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
munchies^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Merely an example.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
this^
No sense in eating one biscuit is there? Its like having A pint
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
having A pint is almost worse than having NO pint

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
this indeed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
This guy gets it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
All these guys get it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
A pint, singular?
Was ist das?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
i read about this place down your neck of the woods
that does a three chilli challenge or summat thats a burger and a hotdog and chilli cheese fries and you have to eat it all in under 10 minutes or you have to pay £20. imma having a go at that at the next BAYSH, could we hold it there? i forget what its called but it has meat in the name so youll love it
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Would that be "Battered's house"?
Not going there, might come back with uncontrollable shits.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
these greedy chumps would love it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
they probs do a chickpea burger too
what dates are you free and ill get some balloons in
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
i think you may have your bashes confused
no balloons or etch-a-sketches allowed

but i do fucking love a nice falafel burger
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
i thort all that was par por le regime?
is yours more a wandering hands and knowing looks type of baysh then?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
you need to be in the know, in the inner circle, in that crazy death defying loop

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
hang on ive got to go and eat my fruit
ill BPM you or summat yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
tell you what
im up for a baysh next month with Mince and 'Bill Clay' at some strip joint so ill clear a space for burger time yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Everything is fair in my life. I wouldn't change a thing.
alt: Punching a baby.
altalt: Loads of self control. If I put my mind to something I cannot be dissuaded. No exceptions.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
i find this hard to believe

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
It's true.
I would *love* to punch a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
It's overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I just really want to try it myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Altalt: Ah go on, everyone else is.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
IS WOT?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
wanking like safari park chimps

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Disgusting. I'm no animal.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
just an amphibian

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
*highsix*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
It's not fair that I've got a cuntbuster of a hangover
Bloody drinking brew dog and rioja with bloody Milnetyi bloody rep in bloody Newacstle til 2 am. Fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
AND YET YOU ONLY STAYED OUT WITH US UNTIL MIDNIGHT
duly noted.......
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
and also didn't even mention it to me......

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
basically, badger-fail

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Worst of all the fails

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I thought you were a Makem.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Isn't it all the same anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
It is, Birmingham boy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I am indeed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
This was drinks AFTER I'd presented
not the night BEFORE I had to act as an external examiner.

BEFORE vs AFTER. It's an important distinction.

Also, reps pay for all the booze so it's rude to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
you keep telling yourself that
*butthurts RIGHT HERE*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2102088
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
1 down
99 franks, 137 baldmonkeys and 15 althedeleters to go
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
If you got girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I done 99 bummings but a Frank ain't one.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
that was a great quote about him yesterday
has a potentially fake parrot and looks as if he types with his face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
As in
BEFORE I met the rep my brown balloon knot was very tight... now AFTER I got very drunk with him I can barely stay on this seat without engulfing most of it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
The only way he would be fucking me
would be "trying to sell me bits of kit I don't need"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
YEah but they do the BESTEST EVER
Flow cytometry
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
*thanks Google*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I've already got a decent FC/FACS.
He's trying to sell me MACS kit and I was telling him it wasn't scalable because of the heat dissipation from the magnets. Cue a debate about fixed vs electromagnets. THRILLING for you all I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Ouch
Which flavour of Brewdog?

Mixing grape and grain usually ends in a headache
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Fucked if I know, someone else was buying.
It was like being twatted in the face by a brick made of hops. It came in 1/3 of a pint glasses so I assume "fucking strong"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
or you are a "fucking bender"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Not in a pub in Newcastle, I suspect.
Also, as I pointed out, I wasn't buying so my quenderness or otherwise could not have affected the transaction in any way
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Probably Hardcore IPA, which is excellent
9% or so. The even stronger stuff is served in shots, as it's 30% or more, lethal and expensive!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
sounds horrid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
It was quite nice
I'n not usually a fan of Brew dog, as their solution to everything is "MOAR FUKKIN HOPS" but this was OK.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I'm a big fan of MOAR HOPS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
In general
but in brewdog's case I think they overdo it somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I'm a big fan of these chaps, I think they get it about right:
www.drinkmallinsons.co.uk/our_beers.htm
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Ooo - Galaxy hops is well lush.

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The 30% stuff is pointless and horrid.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
correct.
They've got some lovley california pale ale at the moment that is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Dead Pony Club?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Nah, just a bit more concentrated in the taste than your average lager-swiller is used to.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
What's not fair?
That I don't get my own way all the time.

Alt: peanut butter and jam on white bread because I'm only 12.

Altalt: I'm pleased with myself that I've maintained my running thus far; to the point that now I feel guilty not doing it.

But generally utterly self-indulgent.
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PBJ sammiches are one of the best American food inventions

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I had a corn dog when I was over the time before last.
Awesome. You like hot dogs, you like incredibly thick, sweet batter - you like corn dogs.
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2102182
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Brew Dog's Punk IPA is the best beer ever.
Ever ever - fucking lush, it is.
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The Hardcore one is two of those concentrated into one.
even lusher.

Damn near twice the price as well, mind.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Yeah - the 9% thing makes me think that
Either you have it at the end of the night, in which case you won't appreciate it, or you have it at the beginning, in which case everything after it will taste like cack, or you stay on it, meaning you'll be bandy and broke before you even get to your tenth pint.
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It's not really a "session ale"....
unless you think Special Brew is a bit weak!

Punk tastes fine after a couple though
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
My mate Adam did about 8 Duvels in a few weeks ago
He was NOT WELL the next day
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Adam sound like a lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Aye. And a puff.

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At the moment, I'm well fucked off with a lot of things
Alt:
Omelette sandwiches

AltAlt:
Both, depending on the situation. I was really motivated to go out training so only missed one session (due to being sick)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Everything isn't fair
alt: that sounds revolting I'm afraid and not just because I can't eat either component.

altalt: A bit of both. I have good self control but if I ever leave go of it I become a gross mass of self indulgence. Can't do in moderation.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
do you wear dentures?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Allergies
but it's fine because as far as I can tell peanut butter looks as disgusting as it is deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Allergies are all in the mind sweetie
they are about as medically proved as Homeopathy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
You can tell that to anaphylaxis!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
if i feed them some peanuts they can't argue back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Ooops Anaphylaxis

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
tell it?
he can't even read it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
}: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
are you the girl that never gets out of bed or was that Lampito?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Lampito I think

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Nut butter is ace.
Nice granary bread, prawns and ketchup.Sounfs rank, it' s actually very nice. Tahini is good too.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Why would it seem rank?
that's really all thousand island/marie rose dressing is.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I've always thought Micky flanagan looked like an unfunny cunt
but I thought maybe i was being unfair and judging him by the fact that he looks like an unfunny cunt.

I am now listening to him and can confirm that he is an unfunny cunt.

This is a public service announcement.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
FAR too Cockerney

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
i'd never heard his voice before
his face was enough to put me off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Can I post yet or do I still have to fuck off?
It's cold and lonely out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
*opens door*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
*bounds in*

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
*grabs by the ear and tosses back out*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
sigh
ear cock
back out off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
thanks, you've made a true sacrifice for us all here

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
For fuck sake just fuck off already, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
don't listen to harters
he's riding the cotton pony all the way to jam land
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
The last time I rode that train was when I split YM's bumhole open

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
yer well she aint gonna do that again now you can't even afford her fee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
She was thrown in free for doing a voice over for "Desmonds"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
And finally we learn the truth about Nakers' conception

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
BUT I LOVE YOU MAN you sent me all them sexy texts

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
lolz shhhhhhhhhh.....don't let them know you're my EX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
:-o

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Oi piss off and mind your own business

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
no probs I'll never tell

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Our secret then
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
oh my god I am bored what do people do in the evenings to stop them from remembering it's still the middle of the week and there's more work tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
The middle was lunchtime today, it's downhill all the way to the weekend now
plus it's pay day tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
BEER

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
^^TGGI

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
This guy is getting BEER tonight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)

B QU
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
That too
Me and medium Bri are out for pints
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)

pints buckets of cum
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
pints of cum PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
PUB

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
+IC HAIR

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
yes please

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I won't be able to go until FRIDAY
FRIDAY. LIKE A SAVAGE. What's the world coming to.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
an end?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Not until I've had a pint ok?
Just hold off until then
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2102299
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Why dont you just go tonight?>

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
You can shut up and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
You starting something double H
you don't wanna be starting something, got to be starting something
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
MY BAD, I'm Bad you know it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
thats Thrilling
* I am running out of songs without google*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
What about us?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Sorry I can't, tonight's boardgame night round ours
You're very welcome to come, we're probably playing 5 or 6 player Spartacus!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
if only there was some way of buying beer to drink at home
Does anyone know of such a thing?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I never said I couldn't drink at home
I just said I wouldn't be able to go to the pub 'til Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
you could take the board game to the pub
then all the others would look on in awe... AWE I SAY
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Nah pub boardgame night was Monday
KEEP UP
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
soz bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
seeing how you all love a link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-24240287

This made me laugh then I started to imagine the sort of people that would be attending and I am now quite sad...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
tea and cakes I'M IN

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

IN OUT AND PROUD
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
*Holds hands*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)

h gl d
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
do you have an afternoon spare though?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I just want crumpets and clotted cream
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)
and a good stout whipping

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Fucks sake
No mention of whether they're offering refunds or not.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Yeah like you would be brave enough to drive there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I know K
Can we have one of your special limited threads
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)
+ needs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
DIFFERENTLY ABLED threads, actually.
You racist.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Your face

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
*808 States*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)
LOLZ WICKED EARWORM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQ_bOP0HfY
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
NEW FUCKING THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

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