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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bored of that now.
Have we done this yet?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24278768

I reckon the obvious-bellend choice for Halloween getup will be Rolf Harris this year, they did Saville last year, what do you reckon?

Alt: What's annoying you today (aside from this thread).
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:13, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Dressing up on Halloween is well bent, unless you are a primary school kid
And they should have to sing a song or something before getting any treats, like they used to do in porridgewogland.
Otherwise it's just demanding "treats" with implied menaces.

Also anyone taking part in any sort of "mischief night" should be shot on sight, or deported to the USA, if they like that shit so much then they should stay there.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Saying it's bent isn't going to stop it happening though is it?
I will probably spend Halloween in the pub because I prefer drinking to ignoring the doorbell.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
We go round someone else's house
the Dorises herd the kids round the houses and the blokes sit round a large fire, drink beer and talk shite.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Any fancy dress is well bent.
American shit.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Just put some sticks and leaves on and go as Operation Yewtree
Alt:
EVERYTHING. I have SPORTSRAGE today
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
When I'm angry I get TOADRAGE

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
OK Cerys

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
:)

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
very good.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
hahaha!
Won't work in Ireland though, unless you can persuade a couple of mates to go along as well.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
hahaha.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Fancy Dress is fucking bent
and that's exactly why I'm in fancy dress in my profile. Bent and a hypocrite.

Also, people should chill the fuck out and stop complaining and getting upset about shitting EVERYTHING. For fucks sake.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I find this very upsetting.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)
whatever it is.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Alt: Nothing.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I wish my life was that serene.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)
It's a rare event for me.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I saw a picture yesterday of an outfit set for couples
of that Miley Cyrus travesty that everyone's talking about. So possibly that.
Alt: was awake half the night trying not to puke, so definitely that. Managed to get to sleep about 6. Still feel shit.

In other news, good morning boys and girls. *puts on happy face*
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
The student pricks that moved in next door had their second party of the week.
I don't give a shit about loud music, that's fair enough. But I would prefer it if they shut the fuck up whilst waiting for their taxi, and again when returning from town.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Next time they have a party
get it raided by the drug squad. They'll soon learn to have them somewhere else.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)
He lives in Scotchland, I'm sure the drug squad have far more to deal with than a couple of students smoking a joint.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
The fucking lard dealing is a nightmare
police can't seem to get a grip on it.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
'cos its slippy innit?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
^TGGI.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
haha, they sound like the twatty sort of students that just drink.
Although an all-nighter round mine with MASSIVE DRUGS might have to be in order round exam time to even the balance.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Bunch of poofs.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
My Uni used to have a small self catering hall on Cromwell Road
just opposite the Science Museum, and next to the French and a couple of other embassies. We were at a party there one evening and some pricks started throwing bottles into the street from a balcony.

So SO19 and some of the diplomatic protection squad turned up. Kicked the door in, sub machine guns, the works.

I tell you what, they never fucking did it again. And their mummies had some very stained underpants to wash.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
More of this sort of thing!
It's things like this that can get the public back on the police's side.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
oh god, trick or twerk....FFS

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)
halloween is a big pile of gash
alt: the fact that the vending machine only has ready salted hula hoops
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Smash its fucking window in, the cunt.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
MODS!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)
not sure that will turn them BBQ flavoured b3ffy

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Shove 'em up your cockend and shit out beef

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I just shat out a "ghost poo"
\o/
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)
"The Ghost of Hartley Past"

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
haha

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)
No, but it'll show the bastards you mean business.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)
It's not even 11 and I've already eaten my sandwiches.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I have beer hunger
I'm off out at lunchtime to find MEAT
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)
or cruising for a piece of cock as its otherwise known

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

She calls out to the man on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"

He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there

Oh
Think twice
'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise
Oh
Think twice
'Cause it's another day for you
You and me in paradise
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)
O

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)
K

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Thanks Lenny

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Ah man I am sooo much better than you
would you like to touch the hem of my trousers?
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

em ole
trousers bum
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

yes please
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Alright Lenny

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)
You're lucky I have music playing right now.
If I ended up with that pile of shite as an earworm, you would Be Sorry.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
i wanted an earworm friend cos they played a snippet this morning on radio 4 this morning

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)
NO FUCKING COLLINS CHAT.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

She wakes up early every morning
Just to do her hair now
Because she cares yeah

Her day oh wouldn't be right
Without her make up
She's never without her makeup

She's just like you and me
But she's homeless, she's homeless
As she stands there singing for money.

La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da

In my sleep I see her begging
Preaching please
Although her body is not mine
I ask now why God why

She's just like you and me
But she's homeless, she's homeless
As she stands there singing for money

La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da

La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da

She's just like you and me
As she stands there singing for money

La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da

La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da

Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh

La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
La da dee la dee da
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
wot? eh?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)

She wakes up early every morning
Just to do her hair now
Because she cares y'all

Her day wouldn't be right
Without her makeup
She's never had her makeup

She's just like you and me
But she's homeless
She's homeless

And she stands there
Singing for money
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
profound^

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Bit late there chap.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I bet his yurt only has dialup

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

money crack
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
She wakes up early every MARRning

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
This meme has been banned, sorry.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I DIDN'T GET THAT MEME-O!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
haha!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)
The moment I wake up, before I put on my make up
I punch some fucker in the mouth
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
TeleconferenceLOLS

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine to five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)
no b3th, no.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
My baby gets the morning traian
He works from 9 to 5 and then
He gets the night bus home again
To find me waiting for him!
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Oh god what have I started?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Something got me started
You know that i will love you
Lately since we parted
I truely know that i need you
I'd give it all up for you
(yes i would)
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don't take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jolene

He talks about you in his sleep
There's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name, jolene

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don't take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
Hes the only one for me, jolene

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, jolene

Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Im begging of you please don't take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Jolene, jolene
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)
this is better version than the original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhoM-dklMmE
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I don't care.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)
:p

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Oh here we are and here we are and here we go
All aboard and we're hittin' the road
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world

Well gidy up gidy up and get away
We're goin' crazy and we're goin' today
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world

We're gonna tell your mama what you're gonna do
So come on out with your dancing shoes
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world

And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
I li-li-li-like it, li-li-li-li
Here we go
Rockin' all over the world
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Baby, baby baby
Ee - ow...So you think I got on evil mind,
Well I'll tell you honey,
And I don't know why,
And I don't know why.
So you think my singing's out of time,
Well it makes me money,
And I don't know why,
And I don't know why, anymore - oh no.

So cum on feel the noize,
Girls grab the boys
We get wild, wild, wild
We get wild, wild, wild
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
*Glam Rock fives*

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
I don't care what anyone says, I *like* that song.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I love Glam Rock.
Number One the day I was born was glam. As was the one after it.

It must be in my blood.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:19, Reply)
*tinselwigfives*

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Well you can give me all your love
And anything else you got too
But don't pay it any mind
If it seems like I'm acting cool
Well you can dress me in your mirror
Give me kisses forever and a day yeah
But there's just one thing
You don't have to say
You don't have to say you love me
And you don't have to say any prayers
No you don't have to say you love me
Baby it's alright
Cos honey I don't care
Oh baby I don't care
Oh honey I don't care
Oh honey I don't care
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
The Sisters of Mercy version is 'well lol'

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
If you haven't seen this before, you really must
It's so terrible, ybut ou need to stick with it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-VZ2mrpBZs
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Fuckin ell

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I know
As if the desire to punch DLR wasn't strong enough
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
WTF is going on with his face?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
And what's the deal with airline food?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Its normally £10 extra
Not much of a deal
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
He is such a cunt
I struggle to find the words to express how much I'd like to kick him until he were dead.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)


(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
this ^

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I`m going out tonight
And I`m going out drinking
Don`t bother waiting up
`Cause I`m coming home stinking

I`m tired of sitting `round
Watching my world going down
Gonna get kicked out
Of every bar in town

Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I get drunk, now baby get in bed
Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I don`t give a, give a, give a shit

If you mess with me boy
You better start thinking
Cause I`m a mean little sucker
And I`m coming out swinging

I`m coming down the street
And I`m lit up like a rocked
If I see your face again
Boy I`m going to sock it

Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I get drunk, now baby get in bed
Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I don`t give a, give a, give a shit

I`m tired of paying taxes
And footing all the bills
For all those fat slobs
Up on the capitol hill

If the president and cia
Don`t want me around
Get the dea cover and come
Shot me down

Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I get drunk, now baby get in bed
Cause I`m a punk and I`m belligerent
And I don`t give a, give a, give a shit
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I am listening to radio 3
I feel very old today
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
not as old as the man B3th is feeling

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Wahey!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)


(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)
cat got your tongue?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Typical Jethro!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Speak up, man!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2103060
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Sounding a bit pasty this morning?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Nobody will EVER beat Chobb's Glitter costume.
EVER.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
alright mush

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Aye ta The LOVELY Monters.
You?
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Been worse *shrugs*

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
sounds like someone is bouncing back!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Does it?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
positive mental attitude

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
PMT, more like

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
And how do I acquire one of those, then?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Akabusi knows
AWOOGA!
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Akabusi Piston
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Oh, I meant to tell you, by the way,
when I went back to check those daps, they'd gone. Soz, and all that.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Ah well, you have to move fast in the athletic shoe game, b3thski.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
I make aeroplane noises when I wank
lol
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
:D
And I bet you do too.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Well it is an airscrew after all

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen
But you've no idea where that cock has been.
You said you were careful, you never were with me.
I heard you did it four times but johnnies come in packs of three.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want


Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey


Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny wee(x15)

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)

North side , east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy shuffle down
Way past one, and feeling alright
'cause with little Willy round they can last all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down now

'Cos little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't - go home

Up town, down town
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his star-shine shimmy shuffle smile
Mama done chase Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy laugh, he don't care at all
Hey down, stay down, stay down, now

'cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round,Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't - go home

Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't

Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round, Willy won't go t
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't - go home

Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round, Willy won't go
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't - go home
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Twas on the good ship Venus,
By God you should have seen us,
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast the Captain's penis.

The captain of this lugger,
He was a dirty bugger,
He wasn't fit to shove shit
From one place to another.

The captain's wife was Mabel.
Whenever she was able,
She'd fornicate the second mate
Upon the galley table.

The ship's cook's name was Freeman,
My God was he a demon,
He fed the crew on menstrual stew
And hymens fried in semen.

The captain had a daughter,
Who fell into the water,
We heard her squeal and knew an eel
Had found her sexual quarter.

The first mate's name was Carter,
By God he was a farter,
When the high winds would cease
They's use Carter to start her.

The second mate's name was Andy,
His balls were long and bandy,
We filled his arse with molten brass
For wanking in the brandy.

The cabin boy was Kipper,
A dirty little nipper,
We stuffed his arse with broken glass
To circumcise the skipper.

The captain's name was Morgan,
By Christ he was a gorgon!
Ten times a day sweet tunes he's play.
On his productive organ.

The captain's daughter Mable,
They laid her on a table!
And all the crew would come and screw
As oft as they were able.

"Twas on a Chinese station,
We caused a great sensation.
We sunk a junk in a sea of spunk
By mutual masturbation.

The third mate's name was Paul,
He only had one ball.
But with cracker he rolled terbaccer
Around the cabin wall.

The captain's daughter Mary,
Had never lost her cherry.
The men grew bold and offered gold
And now there's no more Virgin Mary.

Another cook was O'Malley,
He didn't dilly dally.
He shot his bolt with such a jolt
He whitewashed half the galley.

The boatswain's name was Lester,
He was a hymen tester.
Thru hymens thick he stuck his prick
And left it there to fester.

Another one was Cropper,
Oh Christ he had a whopper.
Twice round the deck, around his neck
And up his bum for a stopper.

The ship's dog's name was Rover,
The whole crew had him over,
We ground that faithful hound
From Singapore to Dover.

The engineer was McTavish
And young girls he did ravish,
His missing dick's at Istanbul
He was a trifle lavish.

A homo was the Purser,
He couldn't have been worser,
With all the crew he had a screw,
Until they yelled: "Oh no sir."

So now we end this serial,
Through sheer lack of material.
I wish you luck and freedom from
Diseases venereal.

The bosun’s name was Carter
He was a musical farter
He could play ‘God Save the Queen’ from beginning to end
And Beethoven’s moonlight sonata.

They spied whore upon the shore.
And off came shirt and collar.
In 20 minutes by the clock,
she'd made a thousand dollars.

The first mates name was Carter
By God he was a farter
When the wind wouldn't blow and the ship wouldn't go
they called on Carter the farter to start her
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Come on everyone
Song lyrics? Really?
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
THERE'S NO LIMITS!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Well, first of all, I'd like to say fuck off, fuck off
(Fuck off, fuck off)
If you don't get it, why don't you go shove your head back up your ass
And don't waste my time I don't need your opinion, no
(Oh my God)

'Cause you don't know what it's like
You don't know what it's like
You don't know what it's like to be like me
You don't know so keep your mouth shut

Well this may come as kind of a surprise, surprise
(Surprise, surprise)
I don't like you and I don't care what you think about what I do
And most of all, I don't need your opinion, no
(Oh my God)

'Cause you don't know what it's like
You don't know what it's like
You don't know what it's like to be like me
You don't know so keep your mouth shut

Well, finally thats the way it is
I like something you don't and you're telling me it's shit
But it's a waste of time, you can't change our opinion
(We dont wanna be, you know what else?)

'Cause I don't know what it's like
I don't know what it's like
I don't know what it's like to be like you
I don't know so I keep my mouth
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)

In conclusion Say a prayer for us
We must say goodbye If we meet again
Please remember Why we say goodnight

Take good care now All earth's children
Learn from wisdom's cry

Hear the unspoken
See without sight
Learn yourself inside

Media children pacified Information classified
Goverments hide behind religion
Kids like us get thrown in prison
We come to We come to
We come to our own conclusion [repeat]
In conclusion Please be wary
Where authority reigns Control tightens
As we sleep A false security

All our leaders Answer to silent bosses
Where profit fills their greed

Think before action Learn before acceptance
Decide what you should be

Media children pacified Crosses stand where the dead man died
Goverments hide behind religion Kids like us get thrown in prison

We come to We come to
We come to our own conclusion [repeat three times]

Say a prayer for us That we don't lose our way
While freedom lies there dying
We are there to hold it's hand

Take all the children holy To the river of dead
Make them drink it's waters Lonely so they can learn what we had

Media children pacified Information classified
Goverments hide behind religion Kids like us get thrown in prison

We came to We came to
We came to our own conclusion [repeat three times]

Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye-freedom
Goodbye
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I hate this new Social Media Soapbox thing.
The bar I used to work in did the whole place out like a mental asylum one Halloween. Was it offensive? Was it fuck.

Nanny state ridiculousness.

I bet the Daily Mail has it as a black.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Alt. Nothing yet. The day is young.
Yesterday I had financial woes involving a LOT of phone calls but eventually sorted. That's mine for the week, thanks.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Alternative, non-lyrics thread up.
It's fairly shit, but go with it.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
BEFF!!
I just had my two penneth!
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Emily took to flight
On see-through wings of white
Over the seven seas careened
In beauty yet unseen
A withered rose in bloom
A blooming rose of doom
Scattered all around
For the heavens to abound
And like the sweetest cream
With lovliness extreme
Emily went to play
On that sacred day

One love in red who loves darkness
One love in white who loves darkness
One love in black who loves darkness
One love supreme who loves darkness
One little butterfly who loves darkness
One tear to cry who loves darkness
One billion angles loves darkness
'Cause even God loves darkness

Emily went to play
When gold turned into clay
The morning drain the night
Of all beauty left in sight
And soaked in reality
Of not much more to see
She disappeared into the haze
In her own peculiar ways
And like the sweetest cream
With lovliness extremee
Emily went to play
On that sacred day
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 11:46, Reply)

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