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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:01,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:02,
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There should be an adult here really.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:03,
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at this point I'd be happy with anyone being here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:08,
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Knock knock
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:08,
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who's there?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:08,
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Me. I'm always here.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:09,
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STAND BACK....I'M AN ADULT
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:14,
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Please help TH
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:14,
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show us the fanny buiscuit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:15,
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the your
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:15,
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My missus ate it :(
I'll make another one.
I SWEAR IT.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:33,
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hah your missus is a biscuit lezza!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:09,
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Raw cheese, what's that all about?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:14,
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Milk?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:15,
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Only in tea or coffee, or on cereal. Never on it's own.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:15,
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I like to drink milk
through very little research I have found that this is a private school thing. COS WE ALL DRANK EACH OTHERS CUM LOLSLSLSOLS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:16,
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You disgust me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:17,
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what's wrong with milk?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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It's ming
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:19,
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WITH A SOGGY BISCUIT TO DIP IN?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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the original salty and sweet treat!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:19,
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i like milk
i drink a pint of ice cold skimmed milk most days. eating anything sweet, like biscuits or chocolate, always demands a glass of milk.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:20,
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Wrong
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:20,
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Accrington Stanley
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:24,
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Who are they?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:29,
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No, for once she is right
A glass of milk with some chocolate is lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:48,
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cheese is excellent in all it's forms aside from knob
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:15,
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NOT RAW
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:16,
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Nope, no idea what that stands for either, soz.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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It's secret, soz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:22,
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DILLIGAF
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:23,
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No, you look like you have had a horrific facial injury.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:27,
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That would be from falling off YM and hitting the wardrobe door
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:32,
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You need to 'lock in' better or this *will* happen.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:34,
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It's OK, I have some bungee straps in the car for just such an eventuality
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:40,
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You should have used the before you went all Simon Weston
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:41,
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That nylon carpet made things MUCH worse
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:42,
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you are such a heathen
and probably riddled with osteoporosis
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:20,
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and ricketts
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:20,
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Enough about my bones
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:23,
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stay about from your bones
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:25,
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Adam?
I used to have such a crush on him :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:24,
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Beats crabs
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:21,
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I had bel vita breakfast biscuits at lunchtime cos that's how I roll.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:18,
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those things fucking stink
serious thay make me nauseous
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:21,
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Shush now milk prick
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:21,
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i splashed my prick milk all over your mum's face last night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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And swipe drank it this morning.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:30,
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I'm away 5 minutes and look at the mess in this classroom.
You can all stay behind.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:23,
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But Sir it was Nakers!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:24,
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*punches Frog in the ear*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:26,
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*makes swishing motion with cane*
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:31,
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*raises hand*
Sir! Sir! Nakers is drinking Frog's milk!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:24,
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Nobody likes a grass, lokesy. You will get the cane!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:26,
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*inserts telephone book down seat of pants*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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Battered will never get that kiss now : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:29,
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You'all as bad as one another,
You can have six each.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:33,
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+ bummings
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:39,
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stay bare your
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:34,
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Drimble is mooning sir!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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I have found full episodes of Celebrity Big Brother on Yourube
and have been watching the one wth Jodie Marsh, Pete Burns, Michael Barrymore and George Galloway.
Last night the special guest was Jimmy Saville. It was horrendous to watch. he was a reet old perv, beelining straight for Chantelle.
Weird seeing all the "stars" idolising him pre knowledge of him being a horrid old letch fingering cancer patients.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:26,
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why? just...why?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:27,
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I like the psychology of watching a load of 'celebs' in Big Brother
Barrymore is a fucking mental case. After two weeks he started to stack things in three's. OCD.
Plus, when they argue.
Pete Burns was a vile bitch and I loved it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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that last sentence should be your new sig
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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He appears to have turned inside out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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if it was more like the "Saw" movies i could understand
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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When did you see Saw?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:53,
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that was the tag line of the first movie
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:54,
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ANSWER TEH FUCKING QUESTION
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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Would you like me to be the cat?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:32,
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*pours saucer of milk*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:34,
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yeah...'pours'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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..............*zzzzzip*
*innocent whistle*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:37,
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AND THATS WHY I DONT LIKE MILK
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:40,
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I've forgotton what the question was
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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This one
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:45,
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Something about lunch I think.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:45,
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Milk a swan
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:45,
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Fuck a horse
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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Fist a stoat
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:47,
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Be slightly obsequious towards an okapi
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:47,
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how do you titilate and Ocelot?
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Oscillate it's tit a lot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:48,
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You are such a tit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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oscillate me big boy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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only cos the CON-DEM Coalition closed all the real libraries
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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well this is in the wrong place...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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Thats what YM said last night
when I went in the "front door"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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liddlebiddamisplacedpoliticsladiesangennelmen
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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Someone spent their lunch hour in Clintons thinking it was a library
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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6 million ways to die, choose one.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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Cheese wire round neck, superglue hands to head, decapitate myself and look like I've pulled my own head off.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:51,
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nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:52,
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This has got to be worth a pop.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:04,
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Raped to death by the Minogue sisters and Suzanna Reid
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:51,
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Egg overdose
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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Frozen in liquid nitrogen then dropped
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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Alright Wesley?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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smashing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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I'd forgotten about that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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I saw it a couple pf months ago
great film, by great I mean shit, but great.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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I love it. classic.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:03,
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haha genius!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:14,
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I love a film like that
Stupid, but good stupid
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:03,
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it's only rape if you say no
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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NOT GONNA HAPPEN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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SURPRISE SEX!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:03,
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*goatses*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:03,
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It's only rape if you forget to say "surprise"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:07,
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set fire to your hair
poke a stick at a grizzly bear
the kidney guy is the best one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:54,
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Your hair is on fire already, right?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:55,
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Sewn into an animal fur with only my head outside and my arms and legs in the animals empty limbs, forced to scuttle around on all fours while being fed to tigers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:55,
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which animal would you like to be inside?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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A sexy gibbon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:57,
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A sporty cow.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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\o/
No, wait...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 14:59,
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An overdose of brick wall
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:05,
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A mortar-l injury
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:06,
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Whilst under the influence of a Ferrari.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:07,
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I bet you own some Ferrari branded clothing and maybe the aftershave
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:10,
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Sartorial advice from a man who pops collars?
oh, my, that's precious.
No, of course I don't.
And it's a line from a book. "how did he die? Overdose of brick wall. Whilst under the influence of a ferrari, two bottles of tequila and an ex-miss-California"
or summat like that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:14,
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i like a nice juicy summat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:18,
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SUMMAT CRUMBLE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:19,
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Well this all looks very lol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:07,
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and where have you been you "peruvian dream slipper" wearing prick?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:08,
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With your mum
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:09,
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she alright?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:09,
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She is now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:11,
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thanks for helping out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:13,
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*hot yurt injection*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:13,
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Top band name, right there.
"ladies gentlemen, top of the bill tonight at the Duck and Puddle Party, we have HOT. YURT. INJECTION!"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:15,
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\m/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:16,
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yurt tofu
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:20,
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Well,
it
was
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:08,
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It's lollerpops, tangles
It's bottles and bottles of chilled lollinger.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:08,
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Lollerpaloozer!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:10,
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I quite fancy some blacberry and apple crumble now with Cornish icecream
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:24,
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I quite fancy going to the pub in 35 minutes.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:25,
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