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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:32, 187 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

CUNT^

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

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Peej, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

You can visit if you like.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

where are you?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Secret soz

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Not really, I'm in North London

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Just been in one. In a cab to meet Stunned at another one.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Good fellow. Finally someone sensible is here.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

It's the way forward.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You know it. I know it.
These other cunts just don't understand.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

What a bunch of cunts.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

you should totes read the popular page

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I hate everyone here.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

:o(

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

NOT YOU

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

or me I'm assuming?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Of course not you either.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I hope you die in a 10 year car fire

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)

+ E

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I can't decide whether to go out to see a band tonight or not

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

are they yurts pricks?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Nah, stoner rock.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

STORK

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2103841
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Well, quite.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

*polishes screen*
*is confused*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Why don't you google it IT monkey

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I think that may break the internet

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

bin then dun that

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)

Ok everyone, swipe will be going into her seminar in a minute
Let's all wish her a hearty GOOD LUCK and try to send some positive vibes her way, yeah?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)

*sends telepathic bot dogs*

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Not the first time she's been covered in seminar, I bet.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Is that the fat one or the ginger one?

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Big hands, hairy arms, unusually deep voice
You know the one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

she has her own website
www.meatspin.com
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

15!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)

WINNA!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

So hypnotic

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

~~hypn~~ er
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Where is everyone, Nakers?
They can't all be waiting for me to knock off for the day, can they?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

not the best turn of phrase after that link old boy
I dunno, bunch of wanker ent they, if I can't get on in my new job, I reckonn that'll be the end of OT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Sad times

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I'm nothing if not prolific

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

~~prolif~~ spast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

ha
very good
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Haha

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)

guilty laughter^

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

OK, I'm in a cab to North London, where should I tell the driver to head?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Off the nearest bridge?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Bluubbb blubbb ok now bluuub what?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

DRINK!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Coventry.
I'll take you to that gig.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Stoner rock all sounds a bit samey to me

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)

I'm gonna get stoned, I reckon.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

it would seem to be the dine thing

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I think you'll find thats dinner

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)

SOme gay bar knowing you

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)

I ain't afraid of no gay

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Who you gonna call?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Geordiejay?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)

"Bumming makes him feel good"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I can only sing this to Shalamar

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)

If there's somethin' strange
In your anal chute
Who you gonna call?
CHUT-BUSTERS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

clicnkin dis

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I'm just been archived on one of my systems...I think they are shutting me down \o/

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I have no idea why companies do that when people are still there

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Presently it's a bit of fucking issue for them...not me I couldn't give a single solitary flying fuck

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

This does seem to be the best course of action

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I've gazzed the mods and asked them to delete your account on here as well

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

:(

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Bored bored bored

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Yeah, I'm going to go home.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

e o
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

I have o go and pick up my leavers letter
do you think there will be a cheque in it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)

More chance of a chicken
It being Thursday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I would accept that offer

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I should be in finance

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

What a fucking mental day I'm having.
One day 50% off sale, 202 orders so far when usually I'd be on 25-30.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)

HAHAHAHA - AMAZON!!! REMEMBER WHEN I MADE A MISTAKE!!!!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

Do you actually have to process the orders then?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Not me personally, no
I used to. When I started this 16 years ago (or so) it was just me, a phone and a till. It would ring every day a coupole of times, I'd go off, pick and pack the thing and put the cash through, then do an address label and put it on the carrier's van. LOL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)

What you complaining about then!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Because I'm a racist?

I'm not actually complaining btw
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Thats OK then
My mood has improved somewhat via the application of sausage and chips to face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I would rather like some hard drugs and alcohol.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)

I'd take a decent bottle of red tonight

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

PROPER STRIKETHROUGH LOLS
~~bottle of red tonight~~

sized cock in my prolapsed arsehole
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)

SOOOO last night

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGHG DRUGS END STRIKETHROUGH
COCK... lols
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

"lols"

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I'll take 6 please

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)

For you, The Great Chutsby, anything.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

FFS Monts
50% off, you should've hooked us bruvers up innit... keeping all the good shit for Biggins eh, I get your game
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I'm keeping the best stuff back for Pasquale.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Storage Solutions!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

When I think of Pasquale
and boxes it makes me smile, just the small addition of 6ft of earth and my world is a happier place
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Ha ha ha

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I hope you're not referring to me as Biggins
or I'll fist you into next week. young man!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Oh No He Isnt!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)

He's behind you!

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Biggins is aptly named
*braces*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)

*BELTS*

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

I would carry you round like a poor
version of the fucking Sooty show sunshine... Elbow deep and working your mouth.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)

You could at least buy me a drink first

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)

In the juicer now, it'll be better than your gay bar.
Nice real ale, scrumpy and Belgian stuff. Bet yours has men in pink shirts and cocktails.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)

PROPER NORF LAHDAN BOOZER WIV BIRDS AND FOOTBALL INNIT

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Drinking by Tower Bridge in the sunshine. Lovely.
Stunned and I have agreed you're all cunts. Particularly Monty.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)

no arguments here

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Robert DeNiro's waiting.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)

wot?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Parlando italiano

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)

GUILTY!
Guilty as a girl can be!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

well this is huge

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

SAID THE DONKEY TO THE BISHOP!!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:56, Reply)

thanks, ive just had it stuffed

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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)

I've been emailing an Indian girl in hr for several weeks about stuff
turns out it is a bloke...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

AWOOGA

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Did you gaz him cock pics first?
You never can tell these days. Especially not with forrin names
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Avneet sounds like a girls name no?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

No

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

well you'd know

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Avneet a clue

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)

What "stuff" have you been mailin him/her/it about?
And yeah it's Priti feminine
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)

holiday allowence, pension contributions etc etc
leaving stuff
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:02, Reply)

You shameless FLIRT!

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)

It's no wonder so many chicks dig dozer considering his knowledge of financial products and regulations!

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)

it all makes sense now

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

does a little dance

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)

makes a little love

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)

gets down

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:07, Reply)

wow you cunts have been dreadful today

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)

Deader than Corderoy

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Acid jazz ain't dead man.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)

I used to DJ with one of the Acid Jazz chaps, can't remember his name but he was well sound.
Without him I wouldn't know Funky Like a Train by The Equals:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPrCmhXeiu4

A jolly good record.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)

I'm enjoying that little number, good call!

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)

It ok everyone! I'm back from the pub now!

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)

FINE IF YOURE ALL GONNA BE LIKE THAT ILL JUST LISTEN TO OLD SKOOL DRUM AND BASS AND SULK

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)

gay prick

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Hello Montgomery
Congratulations on a successful days trading. I hope you get commission.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)

do I bollocks, all the profits go to the I-jew-minati.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)

That's bullshit. I'm gonna have a fucking word.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)

That'd be great, thanks Doc!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)

I can't make any promises, but trust me when I say I'm doing everything I can.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)

Talking about yourself again
Sniggers
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)

It's a term of endearment.
He gazzed me to say so, and that he thought I was a good lad. Nice chap really.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)

He's not a long haired cunt then?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:13, Reply)

Dunno. I made that all up because I'm desperate for his internet validation.
And I want to get in his gang with all the cool people so I can be cool too instead of just pretending I am.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)

You have to shag Dozer to be in with the cool kids.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)

I'm working on it.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)

later I shall be in a pub
then after that I won't be.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)

*tags you in*

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:02, Reply)

£10 PPP!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)

Still WINEing eh?

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)

I dunno what this means

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Battered being a penile pissed prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Coventry is horrid.
Full of brown people and temples and pound shops. And it's not even the cool brown people who have their wakki jazz and hip hop and stuff, just boring beardy bastards.
I've gotta go back tomorrow. I don't want to.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:12, Reply)

You should go up to one, shout 'kali ma shakti de' in their face,
Then kick 'em in the Qur'an and run away.
Just to freak them out a bit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Bah, looks like they're Sikhs.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Sikhs carry blades innit
Dinnae fuck wi a Sikh eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)

They have bandages on their heads too.
That' s funny.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)

towel headed pricks, rite?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Awwww man! Disappointing.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)

:(

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)

I'm sure your house is lovely.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)

~~house~~ filth encrusted yurt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 19:01, Reply)

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