Why is there still no new thread?
This is the way /talk went down the crapper.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:31, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sorry K dog
We were all on the special secret thread
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Maybe we're all still reeling from
the fine example of massive internet hardmanning noncery on qotw?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Why would anyone post here though?
It is, you must admit, a terrible thread.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:46, Reply)

You should take a leaf out of that RabidRodent chap's book
his thread has 250 replies.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:51, Reply)

I think he really was taking the piss in his original post and thus all those who reacted are the knobs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:00, Reply)

I think he was, he has claimed it was a 'sexed-up' version of the 'true story', which he also posted.
And which was bollocks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Reeks of onion and garlic, too.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:54, Reply)

and defeat

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I just called out Nullzyme as an actual nullo on qotw.
In sherrio veritas, as they, and when I say they, I mean pompous Latin-quoting incest apologist pseuds, might say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/purefury/post2108142
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I think there should more bullying in Latin
That's what'll make this country great again, you mark my words.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

*referenda

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:28, Reply)

afternoon

( Theoban What of it, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:05, Reply)

slainte!

( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:07, Reply)

tit

( Theoban What of it, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)

de craic!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:08, Reply)

tit x2

( Theoban What of it, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:10, Reply)

I like breasts

( Theoban What of it, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:14, Reply)

tit x 2

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:15, Reply)

( . ) ( . )

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:18, Reply)

MARRvellous

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:24, Reply)

You guys are FUCKIN perverts

( Theoban What of it, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

That guy on QOTW may just have savrd it, the cop bashing Accord driver.
It's been shit for ages.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)

You know what it's like, right? Porn. No, hear me out, yeah?
It starts off with something easy, like some girl diddling, then you progress through lesbians and toys and grannies and animals and you just get so jaded until you're at the point where only something really fucking egregious can get you off.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:32, Reply)

This is it
Unless someone's having a total Chompy, no-one's interested
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:38, Reply)

The day the music died.
I had B3ta related paranoia earlier when I thought I was on ignore, before realising that my replies were shit and carrying on with my life.

What do you all have on in the background where you work?
I have to endure the screechy tones of Charlie Sloth after 4 every day on Radio 1 xtra.

He is the epitome of horrid :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Nothing because people are answering phones and I believe therefore a radio in the background would be unprofessional.
That said, my employer thinks it perfectly acceptable to hire a cash in hand cleaner who works 10-1pm on Wednesdays. So if you phone my pseudo luxury firm at about noon on that day you might hear a fucking HOOVER in the background. I wish this was a joke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Our cleaning company have decided that the best time to clean the gents' bogs is at about 4pm
so not only am I constantly frustrated in my natural endeavours by a cleaning sign and a locked door, those people that choose to visit in the morning have to put up with the dried splattery volcano-shits produced the previous afternoon.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)

I'm so turned on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Every friday at 11 there is a blaring fire alarm practise
Fuckers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:04, Reply)

I have added Italians to the growing list of foreign types who have slighted me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:08, Reply)

we may need more info.
Passionate people.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:12, Reply)

Napoli football cunts getting in the way of me leaving work, and making me late to get to the pub back home tonight.
I'm excited to see my mate and hear about how his mental ex punched him in the face, not once, not twice, but thrice last night after breaking into his house. Also she had been texting herself from another phone, showing it to other people saying it was from him. Just batshit mental stuff and I thrive on it.
Obviously I have been helping by putting sarcastic comments on her Facebook bollocks all day because I'm nice like that.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:17, Reply)

The roads are busy here cos Fleetwood Mac are playing down the road.
One for the fact fans.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:22, Reply)

those are just rumours

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:30, Reply)

Nice

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Aren't "other people" enjoying themselves a fucking pain?
Mussolini would turn in his grave if he knew it was his people who made me miss the train home.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:34, Reply)

I like the opposite of facts.
Tell me lies.
Tell me sweet little lies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:37, Reply)

WOAH. That's batshit mental.
I would have had her arrested for assault.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Who needs Eastenders eh?
My trouble is I find it too funny to 'care'.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:38, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:42, Reply)

\o/
Alright?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:43, Reply)

yer
Just got home innit bruv
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:43, Reply)

Schweet bruv. I'm listening to 'classic' drum and bass. Apparently that means 'about five years old'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:48, Reply)

I like that mix Commix did for fabric
Also got a soft spot for proper old skool tracks like Bambatta, Warhead, Terminator, stuff like that.

Can't believe DJ Fresh has gone shit. He's done a Pendulum and Chase &.Status.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Yeah, I like the proper old stuff, dillinja, shimmon, early metalheadz stuff.
Pendulum are one of the most tiresome boring 'acts' I have ever heard. I despise them.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Dilinja is the fackin baws eh
And Metalheadz was a fucking seminal label in my musical development.

I can't stand Pendulum because they started out so well and then at some point they were clearly offered a lot of money to make shit, tinny, nu metal teenybopper music.

Based on the sheer quality of their early stuff, there's no way on earth they would actually enjoy listening to the shit they came out with when they sold their talent out. No dignity, no integrity and no shame.

And shit music.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Their early stuff was 'okay', they ruined it by adding fucking guitars and singing.
Dillinja is my favourite. Listening to 'nasty ways' fucking fierce, as my nephew would say.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Dilinja never put a foot wrong.
Angels Fell is one of my favourite ever records of any genre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Acid trak

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:24, Reply)

didn't/doesn't he run the Valve system?
That is some tidy kit, as we Welsh PE teachers say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

With Lemon D, yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

this reply to Dillinja ref.
I'm pissed on antique sherry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Dilinja and Lemon D.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:10, Reply)

I like DJ Hype cos he can properly work a pair of decks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

yes but you are incapable of appreciating reggae so sadly u r a dunce
+ a nobber
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

It just doesn't interest me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Like all styles there's heaps of rubbish but if you like hip hop really sound system toasting is its roots
Kool DJ Herc grew up in Jamaica and transferred the sound system idea to NY. No reggae, no hip hop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I know.
It just does nothing for me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:13, Reply)

summat weird happened there
I arksked if literally none of it appeals?

How on earth do you get on with KRS then?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:17, Reply)

How much sherry have you had vicar?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:17, Reply)

I'm going round a pal's for dinner in a mo.
This could be embarrassing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

We still on for Friday?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

sho nuff

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)

I typed out a massive reply on my phone.
Basically, middle class white pricks with dreads.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

That's like writing off jazz because of polo-necked horn-rimmed specced beret jazzknobs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:21, Reply)

precisely.
/placid
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

so you're admitting here that your stance is both indefensible and stupid?
#doesnothingforme
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:25, Reply)

IF U DONT REPLIE IN TEN SECUNS U AGREE LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

No.
I just don't like it.

That's not the same as dismissing it all as shit though. Not the same at all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

I was once halfway through a set of original funk and jazz breakbeats when some bird requested 'something old skool'.
Unfortunately I'd left my set of medieval lute music and negro spiritual field recordings round Tango's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)

this one time
I was playing some hip hop as an intro to a breakbeat set and some bird was asking for dubstep. It nearly put me off my stroke eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

CSB

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Fucking hell Monty, this comment made me properly LOL in public, I'm glad I'm home and can giggle to my hearts content without being stared at.
Please try to warn me in future if you say anything about lutes.
*requests DJ to 'drop tha psaltry and lyre'*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

'got any Tuvan throat singing mate?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Ave you got that new gregorian monk chant?
You know, the one that goes 'nnnmmmmggggggggggg'?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I prefer their earlier stuff

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

When they were Known as the Juliens?
CALENDAR REFORM LOLS
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

They're not monks, they're Deacons

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

ARRch Deacons

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

*bashes bishop*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:35, Reply)

I'm keeping them and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Im the same.
If people cant deal with mental before it gets to that stage then they have to be at peace with the fact they will get ribbed.

My favourite words are 'I told you so'
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:42, Reply)

I did use 'I told you ages ago she was a fucking nutter' which made me feel smug.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Monty texted you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:41, Reply)

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Are we there yet?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2108297
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:56, Reply)