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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pubs are open, right?Cos I'm on the verge of fucking off this fucking work course shit.
One of the textbooks has chapter titles like 'Mentoring: From a Classic Dyad to a Dynamic Network' for fuck's sake.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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A touch LLllllllllnfair that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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That's not bad.For a gay cunt.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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It genuinely baffles me how people can write shit like that without looking at it and going 'I'm a total prick, aren't I?'.I suppose if you surround yourself in a miasma of bullshit long enough you lose your grip on reality eventually.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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I have actually just looked at one article and gone 'WHAT?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!' like Barnard Black in 'Black Books'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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Someone here is obsessed with abbreviations and 'short codes' for things.I'm not sure if they do it to make them look important or to save time.
It certainly doesn't do the latter because I just look fed up and go 'what does that mean' at absolutely everything.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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I'm supposed to be writing about some teaching I did on the ward and 'critically analysing' it.Yesterday's tutorial said 'well you might want to say you took a *fancy term here* approach to it, briefly describe it and then say what's good about it and what's bad about it using appropriate references'.
Trouble is, all the theory and textbooks that I can actually understand are utter, utter, utter bollocks and don't actually bear any resemblance to the 'we're going to spend ten minutes talking about intubating someone' sit down I actually did.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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My boss gets me to write up how I did things 'to help others'But 90% of the time I've not seen the issue before either.
One of these days I'm going to have to call his bluff and save a word document with 'panicked, googled like fuck; picked the most relevant result, copied.'
It's as if all analysis, guesswork and general nous can be replaced by a .doc
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:37,
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I attended a meeting this year which was opened by the chair saying - and I quote:"We thought we'd reach out to you with this challenge we've been gifted".
It's to my eternal shame that I didn't beat her to death with my coffee mug. I thought similarly to you - "How can you come out with this stuff without committing very public suicide?!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:46,
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Play bullshit bingo to pass the time
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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FFSI count 25 from my last meeting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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Pretty sure the bloke on the phone behind me has used all of those in the last hour.He kept mentioning 'on-boarding' which, whilst sounds as tortuous as water-boarding presumably means showing new recruits where the kettle and shitter is. But surely that's just boarding? You don't on-board an aircraft.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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What? You're a wizard?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:21,
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I had to pay £6.08 for two birthday cards. I still can't believe how much two pieces of cardboard has cost me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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Wait until you get shafted for postage.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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I found some first class stamps in a drawer(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:37,
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Your cheese game may be strong, but is it as strong as MAMMOTH CHEESE?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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You could have had 12 of the card I sent you for that price. And it had glitter on it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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no you misunderstand.It had Glitter on it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:45,
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Our local is open.Or, it was half an hour ago when we drove past.
You should change the textbook to 'from a classic DYAAKY to a dynamic netwank'. The giggles that generates should tide you over till lunch time.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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There's always people waiting outside the Weatherspoons near me at 7amKinda depressing that some people have nothing else to live for.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:55,
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I imagine many of them have plenty of other things to live for, but their crippling addiction takes priority.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 11:57,
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Every Little Thing She Does Is The Power of Apparently Influencing the Course of Events by Using Mysterious or Supernatural Forces.(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:04,
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I hope you thought of that yourselfit's really quite good.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:06,
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Thread's dead, baby.Thread's dead.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:05,
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Fuck it. I've cracked and emailed the tutors.Cunts want to teach bollocks, cunts can explain the bollocks better.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:11,
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Are you saying that AB is a massive cunt?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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I'm implying that he hates teachersWhether that makes him a massive cunt is for the reader to decide
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The problem with complaining about this sort of thing is that managers seem to lap this meaningless bollocks up.I think it's a desperate attempt to pretend they understand it.
Christ, this cold I've got has made me even more cynical and generally unpleasant than usual.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:21,
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Just up the road there *points*(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:46,
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Ugh, and this banana isn't quite ripe enoughTHIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:11,
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I can'tthe whole thing has rendered me speechless
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:19,
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That cracked me up.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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Achievement Unlocked (10G) - 1000 Jokes about Cumming On Swipes Face(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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Not really. But seriously, you are right.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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Without me and Nakers this place dies on its arse.You people ought to be ashamed. And then you ought to raise a monument to your overlords. WORHSIP THE OMNIKRONAKERS
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Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:37,
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i miss nakersand stunned. we just have to not let it die until they are back next week.
also why do our IT department set all our printers to duplex printing so that we have to do everything double fucking sided? the printers can't cope with it. they just go bob marley ALL THE FUCKING TIME. it's soooooo annoying.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:38,
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Savin the environment innitI bet you have to use that grey recycled bogroll paper, too, just so some boss can tick a box and claim to have saved some money.
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Why the fuck would I know why your IT department does anything?We're not some sort of ubermensch hive mind ACTUALLY
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Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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Your spelling deserves my WORHSIP alone.*Hails*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:39,
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Where? I can't see nuffin past your bulbous Über-gunt(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:41,
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Like some Yin/Yang shit yeah? I feel that brother.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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I'm also now reading your posts in a booming God voice(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:45,
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Next one to talk/not talk is/isn't a chutney ferret.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:38,
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d'you think people swear too much?now you know me, i dont know a fucken cuss word from shinola, but the rest of you cunts cant even seem to like or dislike stuff with it being either 'the tits' or 'fucking shit'
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:39,
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Why is this question hidden down here when it could be a brand new thread, encouraging posters new and old to share their opinions and make BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:42,
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everytime i do a new thread some cunt beats me to the fucken punch so i ent even bothering now tangers i swear down(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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