Fuck you all, it's Friday and I'm going to Norwich.
Why shouldn't you be culled and used to feed the rest of us?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 7:54, 105 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There isnt much eating on me
But I would imagine I have a nice lightly smoked flavour with a hint of whiskey
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:03, Reply)

NO WHISKEY CHAT

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:09, Reply)

NO Chat at all AB
See what you have done with your high faluting talk of Norwich
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Because I have very poor hygiene, bad diet and drink too much
and therefore would not taste very nice. Best to go for one of the fatties. More dripping.
( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Nah, you can have me
I'm delicious and there's lots of me. I'm like a walking tudor banquet.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I'd go omnivore for a hunk of TH

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

TH: Converting the world one veggie at a time :)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Fuck you, it's Friday and I'm not going to Norwich
There's not a scrap of meat on me, so you'd struggle to feed anyone from here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Rage Against The Machine's latestzzzzzzzzz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

You'd be the side salad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:31, Reply)

You see, I think you have got a little confused here
I am a vegetarian, but I am not actually composed of vegetable matter.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I heard your feet are marrows and your hands are turnips.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I heard you were a carrot top

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:48, Reply)

THE WHEELCHAIR
hahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

You were on We Are The Champions
SPECIAL.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest ab,
I've lost a day of work today because of the weather, and I really can't afford to not work. If this job doesn't come through next week I'm gonna b in trouble.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I'll pay you 11p an hour to make me tea and watch me play video games
You'll get a bonus if you agree to 'ignore' me while I masturbate.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:53, Reply)

is it a larger bonus if i help?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Well, if you chaps are fine with not knowing the word on the street then feel free, not sure I’ve got enough to satisfy internet fatties though.

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Why does your post look funny, Reg?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:47, Reply)

I’m trapped in a vase tangers. Quite the morning I’m having *rolls eyes*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Typical Reg!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:53, Reply)

A bit of vasaline around the rim
and you will pop out Reg...

Next time try to wedge the vase before insertion
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Nnnnggg, nope no good

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

===Ð - - - -
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:07, Reply)

\o/

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Is it home time yet?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:07, Reply)

yeah why not

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Ha ha - Norwich. I went there once for business, and once to record a demo.
It was pretty awful.

I shouldn't be culled because I'm actually quite nice, and generally put my back into it if required.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Business? In Norwich
Pull the other one.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Well - I say "business", I mean
YM.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:13, Reply)

She travelled far and wide
Bit like her legs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I too have been to Norwich for business
Cromer actually but I stayed in Norwich
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

High level of fat, most of you wouldn't enjoy me
Morning AB
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Foggy first a cut of breast!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

...what?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:11, Reply)

He said "Foggy first a cut of breast!"
You probably couldn't understand him because he was stuck in a vase.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:14, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Are you going to meet your mentor? I was watching The Chicken Shop and the guy from there got some chicken for the kids on the estate....
... so only have a light lunch.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Nah, I've done all that shit now Gonz.
And the course is about ME training to do something I've been doing the last 10 or so years. It just means I might get fucking paid for it now.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Also
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2109946
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

When you get new letters after your name, do you have to change your driver's lisence?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

he just writes them on with a sharpie

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

I lived up to my sig last night
Doing nothing is very under-rated
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

I'd love to do a great big load of nothing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Once the kids were in bed I drank red wine, watched Homelands and ate cheese
I slept like a log and chilled the fuck out for what seems like the first time in months

\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Is Norwich that bad?
What was all the moaning about Coventry the other day some docusoap? I've been there once I think.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I once had excellent Thai food in Norwich

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

kippers?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Go on then
Actually, get ready for a SPORTSFACT:

I have never eaten kippers (only YM who tastes like them)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Hou've never eaten kippers? Why?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Just never got round to it
I imagine that bacon is to blame for this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Try both together with some scrambled egg.
You won' t be disappointed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Next time I get the chance to I will

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

If you've never eaten kippers....etc, etc?
neither have I. Isn't is something flippen old people eat for breakfast?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Proper kippers are ace not the supermarket sbitty imitations.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I've heard they are a load of sbit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

And people who live in places where they have to worry about the sea grumbling under their house.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I had quite a good stag do in Norwich.
We drank quite a lot of beer, danced badly in some clubs and there were no fucking strippers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

just regular ones?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Norwich, stag do capital of the world.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I shouldn't be eaten because I'm single-handedly* supporting our financial services industry
and at home the online porn industry**.

Also I'm more than 50% bad cholesterol by mass, so would be a poor long-term health choice.

*not single-handedly
**usually single-handedly
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

But cholesterol tastes gooooood

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

YM yastes a bit ropey.
Hempish.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

My mum is 70 tomorrow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Happy ym birthday!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

My step-daughter is 24 today too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Happy ysd bd too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

NONCE*




*is probably not a nonce**


**Please be aware of the use of probably***



***more likely to be incest than noncery****




**** I don't know where I am going with this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Where's HH these days? Dead flounced or busy?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I was wondering yesterday.
I miss ol Harters.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Dangling from one of the bridges on the M6 that he was so proud of destroying

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

quiet in here today...
today....... today............... ay.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

stop talking into your crotch

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

stop thinking about my crotch... otch...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I'm spent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

t der, pet man
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

oh thanks, thats like those flippen pink elephants innit

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

it's not that fucking big

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

... .. ig..

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

nah, you've got the wrong end of the poopy stick here red
it aint flippen literal its about stopping thinking about things youre told to stop thinking about

ive tried to stop thinking about your crotch which i werent doing to start with but alls ive come up with so far is red squirrels, those troll dolls and the snuffleupagus off'f sesame street so im not sure its working
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

officelol at snuffleupagus

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

and them red things off Labyrinth that took their heads off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

i hate you all

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

My bloomin' internet appears to be broken again :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

want me to come round and pretend i know how to fix it, and charge you 20 quid?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Yer go on then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I'm reading about Aneirin's epic poem Y Gododdin, fact fans.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

NO STAR WARS CHAT

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Foggy first not hearing any more about that Joe!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

You don't want to hear how King Mynyddog Mwynfawr
feasted his warriors for a year before leading them to heroic defeat at the hands of the Anglo-Saxons of Bernicia?
( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

heroic defeats the battle equivalent of the outstanding effort medal at school sports day they hand out to Daniel with the flippen calipers

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Scots, innit.
Being knocked about by the English is all they know.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Bless 'em they do keep trying, don't they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I don't even know where Norwich is.
You shouldn't eat me because fuck you.

and you might catch gay.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Don't get me wrong here, Jase, 'cause I quite like you
But you quite often come across as a bit thick. No offence.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Just a bit rubbish with Geography and Politics is all.
Ask me something about past X Factor contestants.

* I'm intelligent enough to cope.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I really don't know where Norwich is though.
Which I suppose puts me on par with Jade Goody.
However I do know it's in England
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)