AWARDS
I reckon I could win an award for 'most viewings of 'Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives' in a single lifetime'. I'm also pretty sure I can recite the whole of 'Time Bandits' unprompted and without error, which has to be worth some kind of gong, right?

Nominate yourself or others for some kind of award.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:28, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I award myself the Going Home Now award.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:29, Reply)

'Laziest Placid in a city full of lazy-ass Placids'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)

HH: 'Dirtiest Cheater and Longest-running Undetected Extramarital Affair, 2013'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I could probably get an award for stupidest dogs.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Hey man you may be stupid but don't let no-one call you a dog OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)

\o/
How has your return to work been?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Ghastly.
How was yer interview?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

yeah, it was a bit daft really,
it's a 3 month contract with an agency doing work for a big company, with the possibility of ongoing work if i'm not a cretin, and it was obvious this guy wanted to put me forward as I'm really over qualified for it, but still he dragged me down to london for half an hour. £50 and 3 hour trip to be told, yeah, cool, you'll have to come back next week for a second interview with the MD of the company.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:44, Reply)

will they pay for you travel time etc.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:57, Reply)

no.
they might for the second interview.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:06, Reply)

"Most ignored and overlooked"
but i think they'd give it to someone else
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)

abloobloo x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)

no one cares, Monty, no one :'(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)

They really don't, soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

WAAAMBULANS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Note:
Welsh one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

i appreciate the cultural concession

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:48, Reply)

The award for being the biggest bender of all time goes to M Boyce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)

OK R2, calm down

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

awards eh?
foggy first not taking swipe up the red carpet!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)

imma award Mince the Best Adapted Snoutplay BAYFTA

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Not sure, I think I'm competing with you on that
It's excellent hangover viewing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I would certainly place in the
"most happy with his lot in life" poster award...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)

My new one is Storage Hunters.
I watch far too much reality shit.

Some odd things locked away in them storage bays.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Storage Wars is better, it's on one of the ITV channels TONIGHT.
More interesting, less contrived one of the characters is an ex-stripper.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

They are both shit as are all television shows of this ilk
Hth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Sadly I may have to record that :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)

See above, then slap yourself round the ears

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:27, Reply)

I have actually decided against recording.
Im not going to go out of my way just to watch it. :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:30, Reply)

This is the first step away from plebeian television, well done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:32, Reply)

I will still cane reality telly.
You dont really have much choice these days.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Obvious answer is obvious
Turn it off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Storage hunters is the best thing I have ever watched, apart from Zulu obviously.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Better than Dog the Bounty Hunter I DUNT FINK SO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Lizard lick towing kicks Doggs gay arse man, what are you talking about?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

GET FUCKED THE DOG IS BEST

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)

THE DOGG GOT NUTHIN ON JOHN CRAVEN LET ALONE THE LIZARD LICK LADS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:47, Reply)

UR MENTAL THE DOG IS BEST

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)

I THORT U WUZ SOUND BUT UR A NOOB AND A FAGGIT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:59, Reply)

And the award for "Most Functional Alcoholic" goes to....

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:06, Reply)

If you watch that then you must have a massive tolerance for bellends who wear glasses on the back of their heads.
I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

I think I win the 'office curmudgeon' award.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:23, Reply)

My kid calls him 'the fat smiley man who eats all the time'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Alright spunk Buckets?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

*nods*
Wankchops.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Quite right
I'm as brown a dune coon montles, I hope we can still be friends
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Let's see how we get on. No promises.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Gayest prick
Most unwillingly tolerated
Most cheerful depressed man
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Best poster from folkstone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Alright babe?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:34, Reply)

I dun DIY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Wot dun you did?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Mounted a cupboard in the bathroom, bit of silicon grouting, new shower screen sealant thing
Boring shit in other words
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Then why tell anyone?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Come on now Monts, even I know this is 'classic' Nakers and to be expected

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:40, Reply)

PLUS IT SOUNDS LIKE HE FUCKED A CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Hahah, it does a bit!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Because frog poster asked
And it'll be the best part of his day.

I might have a cider
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Yeah soz mate, 'my bad'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)

I feel a bottle of wine is my reward for doing a day's work today.
All stick and no carrot etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Dad just gave me 16 bottles left over from sisters wedding
*hic*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)

I was at a Polish kid's party yesterday and was given about 20 shots of this lovely vodka.
I was so keen the boy's dad promised me a bottle* but was so pissed by the time I left (6pm) he forgot :o(


*he had a case
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:46, Reply)

I've never really drunk vodka for the taste

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Smirnoff Blueberry is lovely

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:54, Reply)

It was noticeably pleasant in shots

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

There ain't no party like a polish kids party

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)

They had SO MUCH BOOZE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

So you get kids drunk and then what happens?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Have it off with them DURR YOU MUST BE STUPID

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

I was just checking as some people frown on that kind of thing. Not me though I fucking love it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Mini ape is currently repeating everything anyone says
I just made her say wee wee tapir
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:05, Reply)

Get her to say 'cupboard fucker'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)

'The goonies' is fucking shit. There, I said it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:07, Reply)

It really is awful, I hate it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:09, Reply)

Especially that fat cunt and that ugly special needs cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:10, Reply)

But enough about Swipe and Dozer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:10, Reply)

And the annoying gook from temple of doom
He can fuck right off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:11, Reply)

DATTA DON DATTA DON

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)

They probably couldn't release it these days
What with all the bigotry and racial stereotyping
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Who said it was any good?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Probably people who still wear thunder cats t shirts and every other Facebook post is 'you grew up in the 80s if you......' Bullshit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)

I have a lot of those sort of cunts on my Facebook page.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:33, Reply)

In Guy's early episodes of his home-cooking show (forgot what its called), he's actually signed his own fridge.
I'm not sure if he is a complete douch or not, but some of the places he visits are amazing, i'd love a UK version of it (along with Man V Food).

blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/guy_fieri_fridge%20(1).jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:21, Reply)

That Man vs Food pig has no table manners.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:24, Reply)

wankers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 18:36, Reply)

fuck a horse

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

U NO DAT BRUV

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Classic!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)

mr horrible is the best one on /talk by a country mile

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)

^gay^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I like his name, I've seen him about.
In my other hobby of being nasty to Facebook twats I have considered adding 'horrible' to my name.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I also favour Mr Tea. And stuj obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

I find the /talk bit even stranger than here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Would somebody start a new thread please?
Preferably one asking an interesting question. I know that rarely happens, so it would make a change.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)

No, Im going home
HTH XOXOX
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)