right, so im getting a free meal on the company dime next week
but its at a beefeater and i ent been there before. whats good there?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Beef?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

i dont really like steaks
i find them too chewy
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

you are buying the wrong steak and having it badly cooked
hth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

i suspected this was the case but its never interested me enough to pay loads to find out a way of having it cooked that i like

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

fair enough, but a good steak with good Bearnaise sauce is one of life's greatest pleasures
+ french fries and watercress
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

how should i ask for it then?
EDIT: par exampler: medium rare, bloody as hell etc
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Politely

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

How would you like yer steak, sir?
Politely please????

i swear down man you are some kinda flucken eejit sometimes tangs
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Sometimes?
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

i like you tangs, youre a funny guy
thats why im gonna kill you last

/predator
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

this^
I'd personally have it rare but medium-rare is a good start for a decent steak
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

go to hawksmoor
the. end.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

how can you like Hawksmoor?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Medium rare

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

fab cocktails
seriously tasty side dishes, starters, lovely risotto, best chips south of watford, and puddings like warm peanut butter chocolate chunk shortbread with salty caramel ice cream.

and the hottest barmen in london.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

steak advice from you?
id rather go leather jacket shopping with chompy
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

i know my restaurants, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

you dint know dirty burger

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

She's right about Hawksmoor though.
EPIC cow. Although there's a place up here that is maybe marginally better and a lot cheaper. But, y'know, you'd have to get to Edinburgh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I took my dad and his missus there
bone marrow starter was a bit disappointing but the mains were fantastic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Which one Mr Badge?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)

There are a couple - Shebeen and Wildfire - I really rate
but specifically I was thinking about Kyloe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

or bone marrow gravy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Meat woes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

not the beef

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

maybe they do fish & chips
anyone know their stance on sachets?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Not sure how you walk is any of their concern, tbh.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

hahaha!
oh man, i dun an actual lol thanks man
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Pretty much nothing, I think.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

oh man
well its free so i carnt complain. well, i can, cos i quite like complaining
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

don't have the peas
they are always massive and really dry inside in these places
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I'll be honest Reg, I don't think I've ever even been to a Beefeater
I could be doing them a terrible disservice.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I think if we look at the probability of that we can with some confidence dismiss the claim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

top scienceing there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

*awards self North Eastern science award*
the Nurble Prize fur science
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Gin.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

always

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)

gin is flocken rank man whats wrong with you gaybos?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

you are buying the wrong gin and having it badly cooked
hth
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

officelol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

it stinks of old women playing bingo with their flippen rouge-tinted death vibes

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

no wai man, it's the trendiest drink around
you have to drink small volume pop up artisan gin though, flavored with mustaches and irony.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I ended up with a bottle of "Hoxton Gin"
a few weeks ago. Fucking hell, I'm amazed the thing didn't turn up on a fixie and insist on wearing a scarf indoors, it was that pathetically hipster. Coconut and Grapefruit as botanics? fuck off you pricks, I want to drink Gin, not some kind of high-strength Malibu.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

methinks the lady doth protesteth too much

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Steady on petal
I'm happy with you believing I'm catastrophically bent if it helps you sleep at night, but that Hoxton Gin shite really is odd and I'm not taking that kind of insinuation lightly, oh no.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

your hands are on your hips right now, aren't they girlfriend?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

not quite.
close.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I would LOVE to drink high strength Malibu.
But then, I'm a girl.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

buy some Hoxton gin then
although, given the stuff's about 30 sheets a bottle, you'd be better off mixing Malibu and Vodka.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

They had that shit at a gin parlour I went to in Birmingham, served with pineapple crisps.
I didn't have it.
I did, however, have a delicious Bulgarian gin, with juniper as its only botanical.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

10/10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)