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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why are you an internet shut-in this evening? I have a good excuse; micro is asleep upstairs, worn out from a birthday party full of white middle class ponces talking about prep schools & house prices.
Do you hate these sort of people?
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:28, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Only as much as I dislike anyone. I do think anyone who needs to talk about how expensive the schools/clothes/whatever of their offspring is, is desperately insecure though.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

and I'm now contemplating an evening in front of the TV with alcohol.
Oh, and I've broken a filling.
I hate ALL sorts of people.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

No booze for me; I don't drink & parent.
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( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

What's up with you then? AIDS, or something worse, like Man Flu?
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

That turned into horrible chest infection/cough because I am a chest spastic
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Best thing you can do for a cold. Take guaifenesin to get the shit off your chest. Paracetamol for the headache, sore throat, and to bring down any high temperature.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I am not very good at being sick. Yours sounds much more sensible.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:57, Reply)

for everything but the cough. If there's anything on your chest, you need to get it out, otherwise you'll end up with a chest infection. and nobody wants one of those.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

Everything I pick up goes straight to my chest. Colds, coughs, boy toys...
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:10, Reply)

There are seamen trying to tune in radios with more finesse and gentleness
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)

I don't get why I only drink it when i'm el'sicko.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:33, Reply)

She's either going to get the deranged ginger gene or the tiny alcoholic gene.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)

I am currently shut in as I am not allowed to be released into the community until half eight, at which point I shall be necking lager and chasing clunge down the boozer.
I was unfortunate enough to go to a middle class barbecue over the summer, it was shit. I had to be shown around the new house which was terrifically boring, and pretend I had views and opinions on important social and political matters, which I don't. I would not go to a similar function again, although I have found invitations to this sort of nonsense increases with my thinly disguised occasional outing of 'being an adult'.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

when I overhead a posh woman saying "Isis! Don't walk in the mud!"
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)

the knitting tent (yeah) who was clearly so insecure she kept going on about how she was going to teach her little boy knitting and crocheting, although couldn't do it herself and didn't want to learn.
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Life in the fastlane. I'm sure everyone will see the pictures in Hello magazine very soon.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I've risked life and limb putting up a fucking massive light in the hallway/stairs
As I'm not dead I'm having Aspalls cider
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

i bought 3 big metal files from B&Q today. Totally testosterontastic
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I hardly go to anyone these days who have them at home.
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I live about 5 min walk from a market I go down to on a saturday to have a mooch, and there's a [not sure entirely; Caribbean or African]-Van that has some pretty tasty looking Patties.
Levi ain't got shit on Bim though, deffo.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Albeit a profitable one.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:43, Reply)

But when it comes to food, he really isn't my cuppa. His food looks textureless and he uses Scotch Bonnets like a frenchman would use onion.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)

homecooking.about.com/library/weekly/blhotchiles.htm
I got a mate who sends back a Phal if it's not done properly and doesn't break a sweat. White girl with no asian inflence, she just doesn't seem to be effected by the stuff.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Until the following morning...
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( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

but also because I am fucked on homemade cider. I took little StandsWithaFist to a birthday party today. it was my favourite type where I dropped her of and came back a couple of hours later. However I did bump in to my secondary school crush who at the time I would have given my right nut to fuck but now don't fancy in the slightest.
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( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)

And then squoosh her tits for me.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)

It was well dull.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 20:56, Reply)

£3.75 each way. Personally I think this is overpriced; I got them for £3.10 last year.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)

I'm trying to gauge when is the best time to get a good price.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Generally it's 3 months before you need to travel that you have to book.
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( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

they said 10:30-11 so I'm going going with 12-1230
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

it's a bit shit but combined with the chilli I've just eaten it's a bit more bearable
I had a life outside of the house at some point in my life, possibly sometime in the nineties, but now I just try to get drunk enough to put up with saturday night tv. Might watch Arachnophobia later.
( , Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:35, Reply)
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