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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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im flecken excited man, i really look up to you counts and yer secret handshakes and balloon hats so i cant wait, this ent no 1p ghost this is the real deal. when did you lat feel that you 'made it'?
alt: whne its foggy are your first thoughts..."flecken hell, driving will be a MOTHER!" or..."mwa-ha-ha I can get up to all sorts of shizz in this PEA-SUPER!" ??
altalt: I recently found out some bayta knowledge that was "old news" but to what i was not privvy till now. Are youy always the last to know?
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:50, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt:
Living by the sea now, I'm shocked at how fucking foggy it can get
AltAlt:
Gossip normally passes me by
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:53, Reply)

i carnt help but think you ent dun the baysh equiverlent of "made your bones" or summat sports
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Fog, not arsed.
B3TA gossip doesn't really interest me unless I' ve actually met them. Unless it's well juicy and involves breasts.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

me and Mince and 'Bill Clay' and probs no-one else would love to see you there
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i don trust fish and chips in the smoke but id prefer burger king to maccy ds
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

crossovers happen but this should be a place of fun and joy
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

altalt: I secretively gather snippets of information and keep my ear to the ground, I always know whats going on because I am nosy and sneaky.
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when you know he's recently dumped and his cock doesn't work any more.
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( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

*shrugs*
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

you should know why your own cock doesn't work and is as floppy as reg's contact lenses ffs, man.
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( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

go out and find some BETTER flange, flangehound
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:36, Reply)

( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:39, Reply)

They 'delicate' wash your 'hand wash only' jumpers and stuff, and think it's acceptable. I can't be doing with it.
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( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

There, or where he is 'normally' living in Islington at the moment.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

when i want aids, i'll go and jam a dirty needle in my arm, ta.
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( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

which is why i'm not really shagging rory.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

D'ya think we could change if we knew?
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

if theres any way i can get you counts to play ball with this cenario then fllucken let me know alright.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Can you imagine anything as exciting as new spectacles, because I can't!!!
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

i tried some coloured contacts the other day and i dint realise that contacts were all floppy! i thought they were little glass discs
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I dunno about contacts, I don't wear them. Since I have an astigmatism, I could theoretically have justification to wear a monocle. How about them apples?
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

That was pretty rock and roll.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

It seems pretty anti-British to me. I don't like it.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Potting compost, kitchen and bathrom shit, paint. Mr fucking domesticated here.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:39, Reply)

It makes it all Jack The Ripper on my morning run, and considering at one point I cross quite a large car park, it can be quite spooky and cool.
Altalt: Jimmy Savil was a paedo - who knew?
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

the witness has rights. or summat. is that the right way round?
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

and on to the road, but only goes up three or four feet, so the ground is all foggy, but you can still see things in the distance. Like dry ice.
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who always always always puts "mind due" instead of "mind you". drives me crackers.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Has you may be aware, etc.
Also, is spelling 'lose' as 'loose' a new thing?
Winds me the fuck up an' all.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

All those loose/lose, to/too, your/you're and so on being wrong just marks you out as an illiterate tosser, unless you're clearly doing it for lolz or mocking someone for being an illiterate tosser.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/like-mother-like-daughter.jpg
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)

i can gaz you my address yeah?
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

he has shares in slankets, i swear!
my uncle bought me one for christmas last year. unsurprisingly, it's pink.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:41, Reply)

she reckons it's ace, I'm still not convinced.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

i just wrap myself in it when the central heating decides it's going to come on during the day and go off at night when i'm actually there.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:54, Reply)

what part of "my uncle bought me one for christmas" did you NOT UNDERSTAND?
also, i suspect it was nearer £10 than £50.
www.slanket.co.uk/
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She's got three jokes and they're all shit.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

FFS.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Wasn't she a judge on that horrendous reality thing about diving they did on ITV?
What does she know about diving? The fucking water jumps out if she tries. Then there's all the bother with Greenpeace.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

sea salt and cracked black pepper, or possibly lime and chilli, or smothered in chocolate.
otherwise your cashews can GTFO.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I had Bacon and Maple popcorn at the weekend. It was heavenly.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

mmmm
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Yes there's a newsletter, no, nobody reads it, yes it's excreble, shut up, look FINE ok I've done nothing of value ever.
alt: I fucking love fog, don't drive so I can just pretend that everyone else is dead and that explains the silence.
altalt: I don't know FUCK ALL about you lot, you keep using weird names at each other when the blue text underneath says summat different, I assume conspiracy.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I don;t even know if I'm me.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Or even worse real names, cos that ain't even on the WIKI
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I'll be Lou Carpenter and you be Harold Bishop and we can be bescht m8s
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)

( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

and complain about other people's pillows.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

not really. it's been a few years, i'd have thought more like a halloween skeleton by now :(
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

alt. Fog on the Tyne is allll mine allll mine. Why aye. Auf wiedersehen pet.
altalt. on here, no. At work I am a medium of gossip. Always in my bosses office catting about some count. It's good to be in the know at work and for people to know you're in the know. You know?
Plus I'm bloody lovely, so get away without looking a complete baytch.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

couse ill be a veteran by then so ill be all like walking in "A'noon evrybody!" and theyll be like "REG!!!!" and then ill give the jukebox a whack cos it ent working and then ill fling my hat onto the hatstand and then two sexy baytan wenches will be on my arms.
I'm totes aware that one part of this sceanrio is a step too far.
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Then random geeks come up and say is this B3TA? Then we lol and talk about chat boards. A good drunken vomit ia a.bonus ;)
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

tho i cant see mince sitting around with a bear picture, he dont strike me as that kinda count
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

but once im in the inner snactum you'll mock me n'more
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

so i dont believe you
( , Wed 16 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)
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