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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There is a new Mr Man, can't remember his name, looks like ,r Happy.with a 'tach.
Do you have a favourite Mr Man! Can you match a B3tan with one? How do you hope a fellow B3tan dies?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:35, 195 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
The Mr Men were shit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)
You take that back!
I used to like Mr Tickle when I was a nipper.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Mr Tickle was a nonce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)
He was reported by Little Miss Yewtree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)
There's a lesson here for all of us.
Sit down with some scrap paper and felt-tips and sod all artistic ability, and you'll make MILLIONS. Makes you wonder why babies aren't all rich.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)
It's hard to believe that no one can be bothered to post today, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)
what colour socks are you wearing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)
My toes are free from the oppressive shackles of 'footwear'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)
^^ Yurt

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Arthur Lowe was a prick
There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)
and John Le Mesurier can get fucked an'all

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Where do you stand on Ian Lavender?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)
His fucking windpipe, the fucking ponce

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Two Hats?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Mr Hatler

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Mr Porn Star.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Mr McCann

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Mr B3ta would be a horrible, fat, racist, mysogynist shut-in nonce

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Mr Oizo.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Swipey innit
trouble.room34.com/wp-content/uploads/trouble/2009/07/FC0843174269.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:15, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Good job blousie doesn't come around here anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)
What happened to her?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
She got a job as a stripper, then the resident loon killed her.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Hahahahaha she fucked TRL.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
almost

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)
CLICK!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)
hahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Stunned: Mr One Foot.
Me: Mr Short.
Dozer: Mr Cunt.
Monty: Mr Drugs.
Swipe: Miss Ginger who sucked Chompy's cheesy cock.
Rory: Mr Tarmac.
B3th: Mrs Saggy.
Cavy: Miss Dull.
Kroney: Mr Cardigan.
AB: Mr Archive.
Tangles: Mr Yurt.
WP: Mr Sparky.
HH: Mr Cheat.
Nakers: Mr Spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Ere! Who you be callin' a yokel then?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Haven't you got a combine harvester to polish?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Bloody immigrants, taking his job

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Oigh gave the key to sum trollop coz she had 43 acres

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
I didn't realise your combine was brand new.
You're a posh yokel.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Surely Al is Mr Cunt?
Dozer is Mr Brittas and Gonz is Mr Cookery
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Al is such a cunt I excluded him, unfair on the reputation of genuine Mister Men

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Good point

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Mr Cheat lols.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)
speaking of Archives....
b3ta.com/questions/baddates/post2126269
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Oh fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)
This, I like.
b3ta.com/questions/baddates/post2126248
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Appears to be honest, which makes a fucking change.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Winner so far, without a doubt

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Still not part of the fucken Get Along Gang am I?!
hashtag sadface
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
He only leaves out those he feels threatened by.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)
MR WOE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)
:'-(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)
*woe fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)
*reluctantly reciprocates*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)
sadtimes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Working is better than this shite.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)
If you're not a part of the solution, then you're part of the problem.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Tell us what you're having for lunch or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)
big fat cocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Nuffink cos I'm going out for me tea later.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Pork, stuffing and gravy bun with chips in the pub
4 x Peroni
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Here's a job opening for a B3tan
www.indeed.co.uk/viewjob?jk=074ee53d3cdc6a06&q=interim+director&l=London&tk=187539rin069g3bi&from=ja&alid=d6c4b9b180d11767&utm_source=jobseeker_emails&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=job_alerts
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I'm sorry, it is clearly in the wrong font

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I JUST CANNOT WORK WITH YOU PEOPLE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
MY DESK MUST FACE EAST.
MY CHAIR MUST BE BLUE.
I WILL ONLY USE A LENOVO LAPTOP.
EXTERNAL MONITOR MUST BE NO MORE THAN 17".
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)
oh fuck
*phew*

East
Blue
ARGH DELL!!!
ARGH 2x22"

Definitely gotta leave the office

*rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I find producing detailed drawings (from memory) of the London skyline on the office marker board calms me down.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
That kid is fucking great
I need MOAR BEER
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Another one of Swipe's conquests outed.
b3ta.com/questions/baddates/post2125926
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
She's got a lot of miles on the clock.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

l
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
this is getting too obvious, isn't it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
OI!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)
All too easy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
LIKE YOUR MUM/GRANDMA/SISTER/MRS/DAUGHTER
YEAH, I CAN GO THERE TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Like waving your winky around in a greasy windsock.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)

l
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Mr Hitler.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Who do you think you're kidding?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)
bindun

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
You've bindun.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)
By YM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)
With her massive womanly penis.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I like it best when she titwanks herself

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
i bet he bloody loves that
the pervert
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Honestly
It's like someone shook a 4 pinter with the lid open
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)
You're just jealous cos my mums sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Her massive cock is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Your mum was way sexier after slaughter, in burger form, you bovine bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I weep salty tears from my sexhorn thinking about it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
If I had a sexhorn, so would I.
Instead I make do with my tadpole when frogsturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Is it ribbit for your pleasure?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
you spawn of satan
i was going to make that joke
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
It was definitely worth making twice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
"tale of the horny frog" is one of my favourite songs, actually
true facts. i like the flaming lips.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I prefer 'yoshimi battles the pink robots'*
*i don't. They're a shit band for shitcunts.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
i hate most of that album
but "fight test" is an AMAZING song.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Stop naming your vagina

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
that would be 100% silk mouse ear
since you asked
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
"Smells like Team Spirit"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)
"feels like nirvana"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Oh man
I been ZUNGED
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Looks like Cobain's head

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

silk mouse

pleather elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
plelephant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)
you'll never ever know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I don't want to.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
quite.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
caught you on the hop.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
you should be toad away

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
*far too many puns about warts*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
surely even one pun about warts is a pun too many

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
+ani

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Mr Mao.
And Mr Dear Leader.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Rik Mao?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)
This is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Simon

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
But Eddie didn't have a friend called Simon.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Charles?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Charles didn't have a friend called Simon, either.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Mr Messy is where its at
Mr Now You Own It Shitpants = Ape
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)
If Geordiejay feels left out,

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)
she van be Little Miss Lettuce Licker.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
She?
Fucking SHE?!

Little Mr Backhander if you aint careful!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Sorry thought you were a bird innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)
PHWOAR #LADS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Mr Fairholme is my favourite.
He helps teach kids about crippling autism.

I'm not sure who I could compare him to though.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I like this a great deal.
Also BD's description of him as 'Hairbelm'; excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I hate it when
conversations
are
all
over
on
the
right
hand
side
of
the
page
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I have started a new thread.
You lucky cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)

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