Alright?
I saw a polar bear and the aurora borealis last night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:49, 60 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WTF is a par bear?
Some kind of crisps?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Stoopid iPhone innit
Alright you mackum twat?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Aye
Making nommy caykes with my daughter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Was his bed too hard?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Yeah, it was harder than your mums cock when she visits the donkey sanctuary

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I don't think my mother has a cock, you must be mistaken

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Admitting the bit about the donkey sanctuary tho?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Sexay donkays

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Inky Plinky Plonky.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Still in the north then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Yeah, Edinburgh Zoo.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 19 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)

The Doris has made her football selections for today
West Brom to win away
Chelsea to win at home
Forest to win at home
Oldham to win at home
Burnley to win away.

To the bookies!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

A fiver on those selections returns £143.11
I've gone with the following.

Everton
Swansea
Middlesbrough
Bolton
Reading
MK Dons
Motherwell.

A fiver on that returns £255.88

Roll on 5pm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

This isn't going well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

How on earth are Barnsley 3-0 up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Afternoon

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

are you knew
your name is blue.

hello
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

word up

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

have you heard the call?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

on telly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

What's on?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)

polar bears and aurora borealis
hmm now I have aurora borealis to the tune of california uber alles in my head
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I haven't seen the aurora borealis. I would like to.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)

me and my mate camped out in the garden when we were 8
because we were told it might be visible that night. Unfortunately we had no idea what we were looking for (we'd just been told it was pretty lights in the sky and being before the internet, we had no pictures of it).
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I didn't see it because of clouds in Iceland. On the same trip I spent a day at sea not seeing whales. Brilliant.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

lame
but your cloud hunting trip was a success!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Well it was a nice surprise as I didn't expect to be doing it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah?
Well I saw YM. Not that I could miss her, as she's fucking ENORMOUS.

ENORMOUS absolutely everyone except you

I've got the new Viz.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Piss off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)

No winners today.
West Brom failing to beat Stoke was the only result the Doris missed out on.

I blame Lighty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:06, Reply)

I saw Filth.
Someone here was asking me to report back, but I can't remember who it was. It was bloody good.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Really?
I always thought the book was pretty shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:16, Reply)

If you didn't like the book you probably won't like the film.
It translated pretty well.

I think there are probably better Welsh novels but turning them into films may be difficult.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:19, Reply)

See, with Irvine Welsh I only like Trainspotting, The Acid House and Marabou Stork Nightmares
Everything else has been dreadful, especially Skagboys.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I've not read marabou stork.
I didn't mind Skagboys it was about twice as long as it needed to be.

Juice is great too.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)