If you were going to kill Dozer how would you do it?
Alt, seen any good buskers recently? Tjey seem to be breeding here, loads of tje fuckers.
Altalt, fuck it, anything you want.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:11, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'd bum myself to death

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)

With kindness
and fire
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I'd prefer an overdose of diamorphine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I'd force him to eat his own shoes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

He'd die of old age first.
I assume he has big feet or something?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I wear size 12s.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

+on each massive toe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

That's why you're cool. Proper height, proper sized feet. Good chap!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Alright dozer, it's time to knock this sock account on the head now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

they must look like a walking pair of capital L's
but lying on their sides
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Size 12's and 5'8" is a STRONG look mofo's!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

STRONG midget clown
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

midget clown STRONG
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

ST W
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)

OK, you
R G

well done
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Dozer's shoes with a normal human nearby for scale.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I would have to get someone else to do it, as I don't wanna ever meet him.
Alt: There was someone in St Pancras playing Daft Punk on one of their upright pianos they leave laying about for pricks wearing trilbys and tunics to show off on.
Altalt: I'm looking forward to tomorrow.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

the only Daft Punk worth the effort is Homework
The new stuff is utter dog egg.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Discovery was okay.
The bloke was playing 'Get Lucky', but it made a nice change from prickish students playing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' or some other such tripe they play piano (badly) and sing along to (badly).
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Discovery was shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Not even in my top ten Shuttle disasters

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)

There's a shit busker who hangs outside our flats most evenings, all he does is play arpeggios on his guitar
BUT still better than the violinist, who only knows 'smoke on the water' and 'cocaine'

altalt hi
( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)

both are MILES BETTER than the two opera cunts who like to warble down outside the gallery

( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

oh fuck
You've reminded me of the gipsy bitch on Northumberland St who constantly plays 3 notes on an accordian, over and over again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

my favourites are the Parisian gypo singers who bring on a little boombox and warble at you for pennies
Sometimes they rope their spawn into jingling a cup at you, cunts
( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Killing Dozer would be a mean feet
There are two spectacularly bad buskers on the Metro - I have no clue what song they are actually playing, or what tuning they are in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

e a
( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

ttj

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

wait
fuck I thought for a SECOND there that feet was spelled 'feat' oh shit I thought I was making a joke
I have committed a joke crime :(
( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)

*phones Simon Wiesenthal*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I'll chin the fucker, I ain't going back to nazi camp

( Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Falls off watch tower

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

*keeps the view*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

this one time....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

With a cool pig
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZljN2Y-9_bQ
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Bullying.
Although, I've always thought bullying someone until they didn't even have the self-confidence to commit suicide would be more sensible.

Altalt: Covent garden's full of them. They're awful. I used to busk. It was generally really good fun, and technically to this day the best money I've ever made, at one point (£30 in an hour - someone put in a £20 note - I'm pretty sure they didn't know quite how much it was worth, particularly since this was 20 years ago).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

The pan pkpe stuff fjcks me off.
Not a fan.at all. Couple of local.guys are.pretty entertaining, habe a.look on youtube for Picadilly.Rats. Guitarist and drummer.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I like how they've even got a Bez.
So retro!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Proper LOL!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

altalt
www.newscientist.com/article/dn1777-feed-a-cold-starve-a-fever-may-be-right.html

Gosh!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Gosh 'news' from 2002!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I *love* catching up with stuff from 11 years ago.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Frog Who
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Timelord innit
Time Gay
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

stuff from pictures of
s ago olds
Doctor Guitarist from The
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

hahaha!
Nicely done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

with booze and pills
because we love to party
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Thrills and bellyaches to follow?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Come away from that man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Probably the Burl EP.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Bored of this now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)

ME TOO IM GOING DOWN THE BOOZER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I wish I was
I do have chilli to eat tonight though, so its not all bad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Leftover pizza for me \o/

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Are you and Swipe an item?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)

THAT POOR BASTARD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Not so poor if he gets free pizza, no?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)

I suppose. just as long as its sausage crust.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Hang on
Leftover
Pizza

????
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Unlike fat Northern fucks
I can't eat an entire 15" deep pan in one go.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:32, Reply)

A take-away pizza does me for at least 3 meals by the time you include sides.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Don't get run over

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)

or squirt anyone with your flower

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Haha
He's having to walk as the doors fell off his car again
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)

VAUXHALL ASTRAS ARE VERY RELIABLE AKSHULLY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)

Michael Clown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)

OH DO BE QUIET!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Looks like it worked

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 18:45, Reply)

I'm in charge round these here parts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:02, Reply)

are ye fuck ye dippit wee cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:03, Reply)

No forrin language please, this is an ENGERLISH forum.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:04, Reply)

want tae take this ootside ya wee cunt?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

You don't go outside you fanny.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

yer i do

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Frog os a cunt. Discuss.
Thought this thread would have been long dead.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Not much to discuss, I'm the first to admit it 'mate'!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Find a really large lady and get her to do things to him until he is flat
while playing Insane Clown Posse over and over again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Insane Clown Posse?
That's harsh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Be grateful it wasn't Limp Bizkit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

NEW FUCKING THREAD M8S

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 19:10, Reply)