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New Year.Contrived? Waste of time to celebrate it? Love it?
How will you spend it?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:49,
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Here:www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25151
I fucking despise it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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Oh manHas Reg really gone through with his understated flounce?
:'(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:54,
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You mean --------------------------------:?I hope not :((((((
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:56,
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RIP POSTER 90648 4EVA IN MI HART :'((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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*shrugs*You'll do, I suppose.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:08,
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Steady on Tangles, we don't know his stance on sauce sachets yet!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:09,
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I ENT GOT NO FUCKEN TRUCK WITH BBQ DOCketchups where its at and by the fucken bottle, yeah?
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Unusually you are now more real than the real 'Bill Clay'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:17,
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If indeed that is his real name(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:18,
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heyhey, immma the fucken PUMP KING DOZY!!get yer fucken fax straight
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Might stroll to Ally Pally to watch the fireworks over London.I stopped bothering with New Year's a long time ago. I could be persuaded with a house party, but fuck going out.
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Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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Overly expensive and overcrowded.I used to love it but nights out fill me with dread lately.
Can't be bothered with them anymore.
I suppose I could just not get utterly pissed up, but where's the fun in that?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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Amateur night.I'll spend it up your mum.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:55,
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In a way, tangers - in a wayWe'll ALL spend it "up your mum".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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I've actually just done some work for the past hour, shockinglySo I draw your attention to my fine work in the previous thread.
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2134884
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:15,
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Spending it with Mrs V's ma, and her new fancy man.It will, as ever, involve heroic amounts of Guinness and whiskey, reruns of Father Ted, and - oddly - a lot of country & western music, which seems to be popular with the olds over there.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:17,
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Mrs Vag has got a new fancy man?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:19,
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ah, the old b3ta switcheroo(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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No. She's got a new fancy man. It's killing our relationship.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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The damage has been done now.Thanks a lot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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It's quite a cat-like dog. Very pointy ears, and small. And meows.It's a cat.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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Going out is shit. Pubs.full of part time drinkers, auld lsng shite bollocks.Jist go to the local they have a.24.hour licence so can do pretty much what they want.
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alternatively, go to a houseparty so you can booze and do MDs until lunchtime on NYD(, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)
So 'Bill Clay' is now _____________Reg is now --------------------------------,
And there is a new Reg and/or Bill Clay
I'm confused.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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It would imply that Reg is 'Bill Clay', which is weird.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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It's simple - we're all baldmonkey(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:34,
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Imma have to start ignoring people man, my head hurts.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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imma at the end of my tether tangsfucken tops still spinnen but i don know fucken up from down
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I heard you had sex once?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:51,
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NYE is shit I think the problem is from working in clubs over Christmas you would tend to get the choice of working Christmas eve or NYE and as I like Christmas I would work NYE, so you get to see the horror in all its glory, the only way I managed to get through the shifts was via MD's
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What about NYE in NYC? That would be OMG.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:37,
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oi leave my hat alone you bloody oik(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:08,
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Haven't been "out" out at NY in agesUsually a bunch of us will gather round a mates house. Smoking indoors, get hammered for £20 on booze you choose, be able to have a conversation, not be surrounded by cunts; hard to see why I should buy a ticket to go to a pub.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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Be quiet the grown ups are talking.Play with Lego there's a good toad.
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Do they have lego in your pub to keep your underage boyfriends entertained?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:04,
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We have Twister.And the Telegraph crossword book, along with a few dictionaries and thesauri.
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I'll be entertained when I turn up for a pint one day then :)(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:08,
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Can't say I have participated in either. I must address this with haste.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:11,
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This.Going out on NYE is for kids.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 12:57,
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Went to a house party a few years ago got to 6am ish and I jad the.choice of either boshing the powders or passing out drunk.Sensibly I took the latter option.
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I only bin out for 3 hoursWhere the fuck did everybody went?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:05,
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Preparing my VEGETARIAN TUESDAY lunch.Pack on noodles, some cheese and half a tin of sweetcorn. And a few pickled eggs.
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You could scare cockroaches with that shit.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:18,
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Alright Edjy, I'm getting confused with all the name changing.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:09,
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Wotcher Doc,Just managed to work yours out.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:20,
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REG FLOUNCED??!!Fucksocks.
I am NOT happy!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:15,
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Comedy name days only result in people getting their names nicked because they're to stupid to set up a sockpuppetAlso they are for cunts and gays
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Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:19,
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Guilty :(Everyone's a fucking misery today
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:20,
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Innit.Im actually preferring work to this mumsnet meme we have going on.
Fuck em.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:39,
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As a cunt and a gay it entmy fault if I don't know how to set up a bobby.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:21,
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I stole my own name last Christmas :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:24,
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Dear Sir,Please define what you mean by comedy, as it seems to be lacking.
Kind Regards
Bonzo
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Dave Gorman, Michael McIntyre, James Corden, Tim Minchin etc.You know, really fucking funny
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Peej, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:42,
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I like the idea that a sports cowl is what the middle aged monks get to ease their crisis(, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I Actually like 2 out of those 4I feel my taste has gone wrong as I have got older...
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Dunno. I've always worked since I've even old enough to drink.
Although at work, we used to get fucking wrecked and have a great time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 13:29,
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