What a load of old shit.
I come to the end of my debt management programme next month, giving me £250 a month extra to play with, AND one of my debtors (?) owes ME money.

What good news have you had recently, financial or otherwise.

alt. With the Autumnal nights creeping in and rising energy bills, how do you keep warm on an evening?

altalt. Best soup.
I'm saying Mulligatawny.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:03, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

AltAlt: broccoli and stilton.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:05, Reply)

wait, this is a good answer too

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:06, Reply)

' broccoli and stilton'
Mouldy cheese? In a SOUP!
This is an abomination.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:23, Reply)

what is a debt management program?
I got another phone call today for a job interview, i will go to it. It may be more money than I am currently on.

alt: Put on the heating.

altalt: White onion
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:06, Reply)

I basically had a few loans and catalogues and whatnot that I wanted paid off,
A debt management programme puts them in one payable lump sum.

Good luck on the old job front! Bleed them dry.
How are you getting on?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:14, Reply)

well, i got a decent offer, sent back a letter accepting the offer,
and haven't heard anything since. still, only posted the letter on Friday morning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Bloody Royal Mail.
Whole thing wants privatising. Then our troubles will be over.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:00, Reply)

I had a 20% pay rise for being a good boy.
Alt: I stay at other peoples houses who aren't too mean to put the heating on.
Altalt: Pea.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:07, Reply)

Good news? Bonuses are paid monthly and, unlike a previous employer, I don't have to keep justifying it over and over until I'm blue in the fucking face and they finally pay it grudgingly over months and fucking months.
Alt: I keep warm using the central heating - bizarre I know!
Altalt. Oxtail, preferably served with crusty bread.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I think I need to put this "bonuses" thing forward.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:15, Reply)

'But a stayed until 5 EVERY NIGHT!'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:05, Reply)

alt alt
chicken and mushroom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Altalt. Italian meatball.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:35, Reply)

The loss adjuster came out to look at my car this morning.
Got more than twice what I was expecting as a cash settlement, and he doesn't want to Cat C the car at all. Result!

Alt: having an enormous amount of insulating blubber.

AltAlt: Leek and potato. Or oxtail.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Alt: massive bumming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:56, Reply)

I knew it!
Bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)

*flutters eyelashes*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:02, Reply)

*flutters bum beard*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)

good news! I'm not camping this evening
this is a relief. I am, however, probably going to eat squirrel
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Camping in this weather? Whatever for?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:38, Reply)

well that's the thing
I'm not, there's indoor accomodation. This time last year I did two weekends running

it was cold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:39, Reply)

COLD IN AUTUMN SHOCKER!!
;)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:53, Reply)

What is squirrel like? The River Cottage rates it but he will nom anything.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Dunno, but sounds like it might contain nuts...

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)

haha
nice one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)

I'll tell you when I know
I think the red one is spicier
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Is it an outward bound thing you are on or something? I want to eat squirrel too

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

nah, it's larp
but it's catered to fit in with the post apocalyptic thing (a bit anyway, I don't think we have to eat radioactive things or cockroaches..in fact it might just be the squirrel)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Nice one. I'd only heard of larp a year ago.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

it was better when no one knew about it
now everyone thinks it's just like in that film Role Models or that youtube thing of a guy throwing a lightning bolt.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Evening all
Actually got my own new mobile for the first time in 10 years.

No problems like the Frenchman.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Did work see your phone bill from America and pull the plug?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

not had the bill yet!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

is it one of those ones with the big numbers on for old people?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

mine has an extra large 5 and MP3 decks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Mine only plays vinyl
But you can pick up the wireless on it
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)

mine's a Wasp T12 speechtool.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Well weapon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

well dense yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Sacre bleu!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

samsung s3. it's the bollocks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)

I've got the mini
Big screens aint for me. Just wish it ran as fast and had the same camera...

Next time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 20:39, Reply)

it's not huge. the 4g is quite impressive

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 20:59, Reply)

the 4g is quite impressive

Stop talking about your penis. You penis.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)

i am well 21st century now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)

When are we meeting up for massive piss up & lovely meal that you can put on expenses?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)

do you fancy going up the arsenal?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Cheeky.
When?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:27, Reply)

i'll get the dates from werque.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Splendid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Shouldn't that be spattered Battered?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)

did that last year; you're so 2012...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Twattered would be more appropriate.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:19, Reply)

4g?
Is that when the tits are massively wide but only stick out about a quarter of an inch?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)

*fingerz crossed*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)

But not legs, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)

leg, shurely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:27, Reply)

If you insist. And don't call me Leslie Neilson.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Oh, you've met my wife.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:30, Reply)

I nearly did, but then you backed out at the last minute.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I always tried to with her. Still got her pregnant though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Pfft.
And with that I'm outta here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)

What ho GJ
Nowt special in terms of news but being alive and well is worth celebrating.

Alt. there's a tree burning behind some glass. Cave man stuff (apart from the glass).

Tomato and basil wot I make.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Oct 2013, 20:59, Reply)