has she been stripping?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You know, oddly enough, she was pressured to start doing that by her stripper flatmates last year.
She didn't do it then, so I have no reason to suspect she'd start now. Apparently she just took out a wedge of fifties. I've never done that, I've always got twenties from the hole-in-the-wall.
( Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Only time I've ever had 50s is when I have taken more than a grand out of the bank

( Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I've never had a £50 note

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Povvo
I'm Cornish and I've had loads
( Peej, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Just never happened to have one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)

they dont ship them up to the North East
it would collapse the housing market
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)

This is true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Moaty would make a tent out of them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

You're getting confused again.
Pasties are the things you put in your mouth, £50 notes are the things you've never seen.
/Harsh Thursday
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Due to me being very shit at banks
During my time at Uni I used to be able to get my loan and grant cheques made to cash by the burser. I would always ask for it in 50's then go and pay my landlord...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I bought bugle with fifties once, then realised we had nowt to toot it with and had to borrow a nore.
Suitably ashamed.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR ACCORD

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)

It was only an 1/8 oz which was 3 fifties still embarrassing.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

£150 for 3.5g?
That's a bit lumpy. £10 a gram in London.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)

apparently

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)

So I've heard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Not to be sniffed at, prices like that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Back in the day about 60 a gram. Yrah it' s cheaper now as are all class As, the first ecstasy I ever bought, 1989
was 25 fucking quid! Doves, if anyone remembers them.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)

remember them well.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)

when my dad flogged the house in spain, a big chunk of it was cash
he had a load of 500 euro notes. known locally as "bin ladens" because everybody'd heard of them, but nobody'd ever seen one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)

"sold" the "house"
He was whoring out his little pink sixpence and you know it!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

why must you judge everyone by your own standards?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

It's not my fault he is a manwhore.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Bloke who bought my MG off me 4 years ago
paid in cash, in Clydesdale bank fifties.

I swear, they don't look real. And they are green. I was fucking shitting it until I got to a bank that they were fake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Never accept jock money.
It's a bastard to get rid of. No one wants it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)

McPounds
Worst of all the pounds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

All the oil they fry it in leaves a horrible gunky residue in your wallet an' all.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

And you can't spend them before 10:30

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

They come covered in Soss.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Just like YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I gave a jock fiver to charity cos I couldn't get rid of the fucking thing.
And I HATE giving to charity.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

That's funny because I hate Jocks.
And the Irish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

+ Chinese.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)

And the Indians.
and the fucking Polish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

And Somalians.
Fucking fiveheads.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Or "pseudo blacks" as I like to call them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah, but I live in Jockland
it makes it somewhat harder to refuse, what with that being what the banks give you.

Plus, the thought of wandering around with that many thousands of pounds in cold hard cash gave me a full DC, obvs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Holy wallet strain!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

dont they also print a proper shoddy looking £100 note

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)

ah so she is turning tricks then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)

As long as she don't invite clients up to the gaff I'm cool.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

what if she decides to slip you a roofie and sell you as well

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

she wouldn't get 5 francs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Stunned's right, I'm ruined.

( Kroney, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Wallpaper? Fucking decorators.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)