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Something a bit closer to our hearts is called forHangover-free alcohol being developed
Science, bitches. This is where the government should be spending their research money. What do you reckon?
Alt: Tales of epic hangovers?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 11:37,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Not latelyI am pissing about when I should be working though.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 11:47,
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I'm Rorycus.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:18,
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Yes indeed - science is now officially over:www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/science-over-2013111281070
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 12:01,
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No one comes on here no more, and those that do moan innit. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:27,
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I only saw this on the MashI hadn't got around to looking up the real news. Which isn't actually news, what with it being Nutt talking arse.
It's not hangover-free alcohol at all, in any way. It's just "let's find a different drug to try" .. you might as well say "let's all replace drinking with smoking a bit of blow" as it's more or less the same.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:18,
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That's not what it says. It's a compound that fucks around with the brain's neurochemistry similar to alcohol but with an antidote.
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Lots of drugs fuck around with neurotransmitters like GABAso, it is "find a new drug" really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:11,
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I had an epic one on SaturdayNot sure what went on Friday night but a curry was involved somewhere with after work drinks.
I then got home and emptied the contents of my bag, hid my wages, let the cat out and left the bedroom window wide open.
Woke up at 6am freezing!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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Still. At least you got to empty your bag. More than most of the virgins on here ever have.
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My bag gets emptied regularly.Not in the cat either!
Great euphemism lols
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:51,
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They should spend it on meAfternoon cunts
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Tayyabs with Monty/Lusty then monumental drinking after an 8 hour drive down in driving snow. Pity we had to work then drive 300 miles home in the snow afterwards, arse like a Japanese flag and sweating lager
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:37,
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The govt spend more than enough money employing people in the degenerate areas of the UK. (, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I wish you hadn't mentioned Tayyabs. I now have a craving. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:41,
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I've just had a massive turkey sandwich with gravyIt weas lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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I had a WICKED pair o' chops. Before all this Bradley Wiggins bullshit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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You shouldn't joke, that's what people actually believe.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:45,
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I looked awesome. I still do, but in a different more conventional way.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:54,
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I have dialled mine back somewhat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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I have none now. In fact, sometimes I deliberately shave them high above the ear so I look like there is something wrong with me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:56,
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Not with the amount of grey hair I've got. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:45,
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No thanks, I had one earlier & it's still repeating on me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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I can't remember who posted my sig(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:11,
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I was one so sick on a rug that it burnt it.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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I once fell asleep in front of the fire after a hard nightWoke up about 5 hours later with 1/2 red 1/2 white face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:56,
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I hope it wasn't just now as I've been on the phone to her(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:15,
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Her ballsack is magnificent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:20,
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Nothing like a freshly-shorn scrotum.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:21,
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Now then, now then, now then boys and girls.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:24,
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I like this.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:41,
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I did that after a bottle of Red Absinthpassed out in the garden on a hot summers day and ended up looking like Two Face
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:22,
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What the fuck is the point of red absinthe?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:24,
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I'm pretty sure it won't be.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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I have now finished work for the day. And tomorrow.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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I hired a red Tellytubby costume for a party which ripped while I danced to an N.W.A song, but I don't care.Fuck the Po lease.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:38,
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This is fun!Keeping with the theme Im getting some festive spirits from Aldi at the weekend. Gluwein and the like.
Also going to the Christmas Markets for treats. :)
Tis (almost) the season
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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Ima get me some gin, vodka and shit this weekend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:43,
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I bought a bottle of Diplomatico Venezuelan rum at the weekend.It is very, very nice.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:44,
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I bought a bottle of Romanian wine at the weekend because Waitrose. It was fucking vile.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:12,
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Aldi? I buy beer in there because it's German. Rheinheitsgebot, innit. (, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:44, Reply)
That's the one!It's good to try new things
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:45,
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I'm off to Lidl at the weekend as they are doing the latte flavourings for £1.50(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:47,
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get bent.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:13,
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flavoured. Latte.Drink coffee, or don't. If you're going to be homosexual about it at least have the common decency to take some good hard cock.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:16,
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I quite like an occasional flavoured latte and I'm comfortable in my sexuality+homo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:18,
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but its xmas! have a fucken gingerbread latte with a mince pie dusting(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:18,
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and some good hard cock, hmmm?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:19,
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nah its bollox innit. as is paying five pounds for one beer. :-((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:20,
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Is it fuck.It's mid November. Any cunt starts going "oh, it's christmas" and they're going to be fed to angry fucking bears.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:45,
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It must be Christmas as I've seen at least one reactionary fuckwit post that thing about it being banned this year.It's like a festive call to prayer for idiots.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:46,
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Yeah. I don't moan when the Muzzers have Eidbut they TAKE OUR GODMAS and piss on it coz they fucking hate us and come overhere taking our jobs and fucking our daughters who are on benefits to get a free house so there is no decoration on our high streets because we can't offend them and the hate fucking santa. the cunts.
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exactly why I'm not having kids cos pakis fuck 'em innit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:55,
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^ which is exactly the noise YM's cunt makes on entry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:50,
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I always thought it sounded like someoneslipping off a tight, wet welly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:52,
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it's like the door to the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. only bigger on the inside.
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It's closer to pulling a welly out of really gloopy mud.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:11,
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Nah, that would be more the total silenceof a sausage being slowly reversed out of an aircraft hanger.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:32,
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apart from Batteredhe's a right cunt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:07,
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*thunderous cunt fives*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:11,
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Surely InFest?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:16,
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I didnt. I told you to stop doing *that*.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:18,
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Who said that?!I'M BLIND, MAN!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:21,
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She is as hideous in real life as she was on screen(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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Also Ant's head really is that big(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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A CANNIT SEE MAN!!!!I was an extra on that for a few years. Post Ant and Dec though :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:37,
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