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10 wordsDescribe yourself in 10 words - either your physical appearance or what you are like
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Describe another b3tan in 10 words
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:12,
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like a list?or like a sentence?
sportscow: nice guy but not so hot with the instructions.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:14,
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Big-nosed pseudo-intellectual that can be quite good fun.Stupid ugly git in need of a thoroughly good shoeing.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:17,
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battered and dozer, i thoughtthen I thought, yeah, interchangeable innit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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I can see it from here, you fucking snork(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:28,
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Clown footed short arsed turquoise cufflinked hamster felching pierced prick(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:46,
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flawless.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:11,
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That's what you are being led to believe, until the last minute when you are stood up and you start sending desperate gazzesAGAIN :'o(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:49,
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GSH?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:59,
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I'm terribly sorry - I managed to mis-spell a TLA - it should have readGCH?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:22,
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Prickly unpleasant prick with delusions of grandeur, plus God complex.(
Kroney, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:25,
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Alexander Armstrong's stunt double, but with slightly smaller lugs, thankfully.That sort of thing?
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Jesus weptapprox 10 words
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:28,
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:41,
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Fragrant, impressive penile girth, likes backgammon,bacon, and y m.(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Greying IT literate northerner with beer cravings(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:33,
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not ginger not ginger not ginger not ginger not ginger(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:35,
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You had chompy's cheesy penis in your mouth you slag(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:47,
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strikethrough penisreplace with pizza
remind you that no I didn't because selfish meatza cunt
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:01,
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She doesn't understand 'ginger'.TERRIBLE RACISM
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:06,
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She seems quite flirty, the way she keeps batting her eyelids at me.Should I ask her out?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:06,
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She's done the rounds, brazen hussyyou could drive a small family car up there by now
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:18,
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Emotionally drained angry chap who drinks to much on occasion. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:35,
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Was it you who sent me a text last night? Was it your old #?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:37,
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Yep. That's the work one. I like to change it up, keep things fresh. You know?
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Bloated diabetic alcoholic amputee, lost it all to ex-wife(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:40,
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Does ex-wife count as one or two words?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:40,
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I'm sorry, but according to the internet she left you a penniless and broken man.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:42,
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I know. Not true. But don't let that get in the way of some top quality piss taking. I know I don't.
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I note that you make no attempt to deny the rest.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:59,
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH VIENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:43,
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Nothing at all for this?Really?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:21,
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Not very good at describing himself in ten words, sorry.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:37,
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Yurt pricked yoghurt knitting vegesexual folk music playing cunt meister(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:41,
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I was rather pleased with that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:43,
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Monty (4EVAINRHARTS) used to do a good line in theseAlthough he struggled to keep it under ten words:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1741575
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1739224
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:47,
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To Frog Face.Dapper cunt about town, rubbish flange hound and functioning alcoholic.
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^Double denim version of psychoch*mp bbc thread baseball cap cunt^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:47,
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Frantic hopeless romantic who's sympathetic plans turned almost completely sycophantic(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:50,
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To Rory.Kind, helpful, considerate, good memory, bit of a pikey shit.
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hahahahaha!I hope his real name is Stan
He's canny Stan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:17,
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I thought it was Liam?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:22,
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I've never heard that before(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:36,
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Nah it means Irish i think.I'd google it but opening a 10th tab is a chore.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:36,
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So Irish then yeah? Apart from the Protestants.I think they are interchangeable without anyone minding.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:38,
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You lucky, lucky boy. That's the sort of thing I can only dream of. And do. Frequently.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:48,
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not only has he seen it he had to pay to see it. Mark of a true Jew.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:48,
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Is it true they keep the money from the penis showing in a bag made from their severed foreskins?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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I dunno, mateI'm not in with the judaist inner circle.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:51,
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LOLocaust, more like. Eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:54,
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Exactly. It *did* happen, and it *was* funny.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:55,
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selfappointed guardian of memoirs and morals - judgey mcholier than thou(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:00,
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we mutually agreed that we were too pissed and he wouldn't be able to get it up.(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)
bald cunt.to both questions.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:10,
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Black private dick, and sex machine to all the chicks(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:37,
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Hun, I was BORN this ugly.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:52,
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Without sounding narcissistic?easy going, likes a laugh, easy on the eye. Bender.
Alt. Uppity internet cunt with a severe superiority complex. Possible virgin.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:39,
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why is it that any of these alts could be battered or dozer?although I suspect you meant rory...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:40,
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No, Stunned Poster, he got stood up by him. Even Chimpy didn't want to meet him.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:45,
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It fits the bill of a few.That's the magic of it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:45,
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I'm not a virgin, but otherwise accurate.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:40,
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How do gays define virginity, do you lose it when you put your winky in a man's bum or do you need to be on the receiving end too?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:41,
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Did you lose your virginity the first time you put your winky in a ladies' frou frouor did you have to wait until someone pegged you?
this might answer your question.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:44,
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well, clearly the egg.oviparous capability evolved millenia before feathered species.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:48,
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What's the difference between a wank and an egg?You can beat an egg.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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HAHA!'And it's a click from me!' as you might say.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:51,
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Nullo, eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:53,
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Pandering 0/10needs work
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:55,
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I just can't afford the bamboo, Drimbles.Not in the current economic situation.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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NEW THREAD!SHINY, NEW THREAD. GO GET YOUR NEW THREAD.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:11,
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