39 more sleepiepoos till Chrimblepops!!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:08, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

19 until my birthday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Your attitude toward Zara Phillips
has made me re-evaluate your compliment of my girlfriend. Apparently you are not to be trusted in matters of aesthetics.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)

What's the attitude towards her?
Yes, no or bag over the head and a few pints?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:15, Reply)

He said she is alright.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:16, Reply)

You boy have dun gud

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:19, Reply)

this does not necessarily mean that you think she is hot. it may or may not mean this.
it does definitively mean that you think she is hotter than he is.

MATHS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Yes
Yes, I do....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Dunno
She has far more teeth than is needed but still.....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:18, Reply)

urgh
stupid christmas.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)

WE ARE NOT YOUR MINI APES!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)

well you certainly aint

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:20, Reply)

you do know that it wasn't really me you saw in pizza hut, don't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I'm just joshing with you, I went to reiss at lunchtime

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Pretty sure Reiss don't sell pizza.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

needs moar tweed and leather patches

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I already have two tweed jackets I ent allowed another :(
What I covert is a 3 piece blue tweed suit, with an embroiderd tony the tiger on the back
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)

I'm looking for a nice trendy blazer for the Christmas do.
Might have a gander at Reiss online. forgot about them
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Ted Baker have some good stuff in as well
You'll look reet mint pet!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Ted Baker do really nice shirts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I always say I'll plan ahead and end up dashing round Selfridges/Debenhams on the day

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:42, Reply)

you'd look grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I YAM SOOOOO SQUEE I COULD JUST POP!

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I bet your like one of those thai boys that gets off by pumping wet concrete into your arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:21, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Wha?
This is not a thing. This cannot be a thing.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Don't be so vanilla.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Afternoon OT.
Just done a job at the German market here, which gave me ample opportunity to sample salami, bratwurst, ham, cheese, olives, nuts, cake and other noms. When does 'sampling' become 'being a greedy fuck', OT?
Weekend plans? Got a conference tomorrow which sounds quite interesting for a change. And beer in the evening.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Did you just start a thread within a thread?
I'm onto you!

I'm sampling the German Markets tomorrow, getting loads on NOMS for me and the other half, I will be cooking a Goulash too to keep with the theme. Lederhosen optional.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Threads have a habit of starting in other threads anyway.
The markets ok, same as usual really, sausages, beer and crafty stuff. I like sausages.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I'm in it for the Wurst and cheese. Poss some sweets.
Then to Aldi for some Gluwein etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:26, Reply)

christmas is going to suck the big one this year
no Caribbean. the LAKE DISTRICT. the FUCKING SODDING COLD RAINY WET DEPRESSING IN DECEMBER LAKE DISTRICT.

I do not want to go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I'm going to Bruges.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:22, Reply)

that will also be cold

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:22, Reply)

but sprout....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:22, Reply)

fucking sprouts
worst of ALL TEH VEGETABLES
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Take that back about sprouts. Sprouts are ace.
Why no foreign jaunt? i was up the lakes last week, Ullswater, nice place. Cold but.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

because my brother's wife doesn't want to fly with a baby...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Nice to see somebody being socially responsible.
Good for her.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:34, Reply)

they could have gone on a different plane to me
no problem
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:37, Reply)

NO!
Sprouts, pan fried with pancetta.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)

or finely chopped, and sauteed with crushed garlic and white wine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:28, Reply)

I will be trying that...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

white pepper to season rather than black, just a touch.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:33, Reply)

gross
put them in the bin where they belong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:38, Reply)

you have funny ideas about food

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:39, Reply)

well, i can't stand them because they taste really bitter to me
same with that curly lettuce. apparently there are some people who are really sensitive to bitter tastes, whilst others lack the gene that lets them taste it. I know when we did the experiment in biology at school, I was one of the few that could taste the nasty chemical (and I could taste it for fucking days) so I suspect this means I am a SUPERTASTER and you are a BLANDMOUTH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2011/nov/01/brussel-sprout-gene
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)

YOU
HAD
CH*MPYS
COCK
IN
YOUR
MOUTH!
( Peej, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:05, Reply)

She suffers from this "vegetarianism" apparently.
I too once had this, it lasted years and even evolved into the sub-virus "veganism", luckily however I was cured.
A meat injection may do it. is Dr Chompy available?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:54, Reply)

It's supposed to be cold. It's winter.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:23, Reply)

that is why you go away
to escape
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:23, Reply)

still you won't need to wear a burka to avoid burning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:24, Reply)

r m
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

What's a bhumka?

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:26, Reply)

*bhumkas*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:29, Reply)

So don't go?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Cheshire for me :(
no ballet, no winter palace, no drinking with australians

I don't get why people are excited about christmas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)

It's a time for spending with people that love yo...
...

oh
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:40, Reply)

exacty
SOB!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I bet you eat a cockrel stuffed with camenbert and goose livers for your christmas dejuner

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:48, Reply)

I have cockroach, cat sick and hatred for mine

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:50, Reply)

alright nakey-noos

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I have run out of energy to work :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I had the day off to deal with house stuff.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:33, Reply)

It's about 60-odd if you count the power naps I'm intending to have on the works shitter.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:33, Reply)

fUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!
This is awesome!

tangible.media.mit.edu/project/inform/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:39, Reply)

links is that way you paintball blinded forehead monster

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:46, Reply)

JEFF MAN
I'M BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:47, Reply)

a cannit see man!!
Fuck that. I'm only sharing this with you guys.


HEY YOU GUUUUUUYS
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

so how long until people use this
to feel each other up via the internet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:53, Reply)

about a week.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:54, Reply)

33 sleepyweepies til the last day of workiepoos!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:55, Reply)

it's the Wu Tangledupinblue Clan!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:56, Reply)

redundency?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:58, Reply)

The end of his commune's peat harvesting period.
After that they get to sit back in their yurts warming their tootsies against their peat and yak excrement fires.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:00, Reply)

Happy times - dandelion wine for everyone, then we make a sacrifice to the winter god to ensure a good harvest in the spring

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Fuck me Nakers Chritmas!!!
Boozin at 7pm 25 degrees, stick yer christmas for now anyway mate.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:57, Reply)

its chrizzybumpoodlepops you fucking killjoy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Why does this prick hate fun, Nakers? :(

( Kroney, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:10, Reply)

he's an old dried out husk of a man
More leathery bitter spittle than man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:13, Reply)

I loves fun I do and am having some now
Sat outside in shirtsleeves..
Christmas will be amazing with the grandcubs too but not yet FFS.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:18, Reply)

shirtsleeves?
Alright grandad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:19, Reply)

OK then mufty

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:20, Reply)

fanny strained hot drinks ent my bag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Truth be told looking forward to coming home on Sunday, albeit 20 degrees
Fucking colder
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:23, Reply)

I'm not celebrating Christmas. I'm holding off on fun until my birthday cos that's better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Meat-based buffet at Xmas for us
I fully intend to eat myself into a coma
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Well this is a post we can all get behind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:11, Reply)

A surviveable coma....
..But a coma nevertheless. There will be alcohol involved too.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Bad news all the doctors are on their holibobs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:23, Reply)

I've tried telling him that loads of times. Cunt never listens.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 18:28, Reply)