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	 Nakers is a fucking prick. It's Friday night.
	Nakers is a fucking prick. It's Friday night.
 	Tell me how you're using your weekend to pretend that your life isn't actually an endless parade of mundanity and quiet desperation.
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
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	 im not. I embrace the mundane, that's why I come here.
	im not. I embrace the mundane, that's why I come here.
 	
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	 Drink and drugs, of course!
	Drink and drugs, of course!
 	
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	 Are you turning the Yurtists into a Boyce tribute act?
	Are you turning the Yurtists into a Boyce tribute act?
 	If so, could you get on with the 'killing yourself' bit?
Also: totes went to Lucy ward the other week. It was well good.
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	 I don't know her
	I don't know her
 	Should I?
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	 She won the Horizon award at last year's folk awards. She's mates with O'Hooley and Tidow.
	She won the Horizon award at last year's folk awards. She's mates with O'Hooley and Tidow.
 	
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	 Do you know Cath & Phil Tyler?
	Do you know Cath & Phil Tyler?
 	You'd like them.
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	 I'm not aware of their work.
	I'm not aware of their work.
 	
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	 He's a banjo/fiddle player and she's a great singer
	He's a banjo/fiddle player and she's a great singer
 	They do their own settings of traditional songs sounding somewhere between English and American folk.
S'good.
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	 Just picked up an album by a lady called Valerie June.
	Just picked up an album by a lady called Valerie June.
 	Lovely stuff at the point where blues meets country meets folk.
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	 It's almost achingly beautiful.
	It's almost achingly beautiful.
 	
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	 The name sounds familiar, but I can't place it...
	The name sounds familiar, but I can't place it...
 	
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	 OI Tangles, look what your mates at Norman Records emailed me!
	OI Tangles, look what your mates at Norman Records emailed me!
 	Hi there [REAL NAME]
it looks like quite a bit of UK mail we shipped on monday hasn't arrived. This happened last month and it took about 7-10 days for everything to arrive. God knows why as we shipped first class. Sorry about the delay and hopefully Royal Mail will pull their finger out of their arse and get your record to you asap!
cheers
Phil
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	 I know Phil!!
	I know Phil!!
 	
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	 What did you order?
	What did you order?
 	
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	 YOUR FUCKING RECORD
	YOUR FUCKING RECORD
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:12,
	
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	 You should've ordered it from me, so I lose less money.
	You should've ordered it from me, so I lose less money.
 	I'll have to send Phil an invoice now.
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	 You told me to go to them. £15.67 that potential frisbee/place mat cost. Shocking.
	You told me to go to them. £15.67 that potential frisbee/place mat cost. Shocking.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
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	 I'd have done it for £15 delivered
	I'd have done it for £15 delivered
 	
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	 Probably wouldn't have got that either.
	Probably wouldn't have got that either.
 	I sent Dozer a record which has fucking disappeared into the ether too.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:21,
	
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	 I'm sure it'll arrive soon
	I'm sure it'll arrive soon
 	That's some tasty bit of vinyl you've got yourself there. Bound to be a collector's item in a few years.
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	 That's what I thought. I wanted to get in early so I can be all hipster when you hit the big time.
	That's what I thought. I wanted to get in early so I can be all hipster when you hit the big time.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:26,
	
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	 Did you read the nice review of it on the site?
	Did you read the nice review of it on the site?
 	
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	 Yes, I was sold on the phrase 'dronier material'.
	Yes, I was sold on the phrase 'dronier material'.
 	I also really like the cover art.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:33,
	
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	 Cool, thanks
	Cool, thanks
 	I'm very pleased with the artwork
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	 I was genuinely quite looking forward to listening to it.
	I was genuinely quite looking forward to listening to it.
 	I have been waiting three weeks for my first proper taste of Yurt-hop.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:38,
	
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	 I can't guarantee you'll enjoy it, but hopefully it won't bore you
	I can't guarantee you'll enjoy it, but hopefully it won't bore you
 	
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	 I saw some YouTube stuff which I quite liked, I'm just a bit annoyed you aren't really shit.
	I saw some YouTube stuff which I quite liked, I'm just a bit annoyed you aren't really shit.
 	I will have to wait for the difficult second album.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
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	 wait till you see him live it's like someone gave a retarded lama a ukulele
	wait till you see him live it's like someone gave a retarded lama a ukulele 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:53,
	
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	 What would you know? Your favourite band is Keane.
	What would you know? Your favourite band is Keane.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
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	 I'm the lead singer
	I'm the lead singer
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:57,
	
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	 Well he is a floppy haired, rosy cheeked, baby faced homosexual...
	Well he is a floppy haired, rosy cheeked, baby faced homosexual...
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:58,
	
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	 ttj...
	ttj...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:11,
	
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	 Yeah, I realised that after I totally 'geordiejayed' it
	Yeah, I realised that after I totally 'geordiejayed' it
 	By which I mean missed the point rather than bummed it into next week.
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	 All the songs are sorted, we start recording this month.
	All the songs are sorted, we start recording this month.
 	
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	 What it like having your first fan?
	What it like having your first fan?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:00,
	
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	 I think you're the second actually, no offence
	I think you're the second actually, no offence
 	
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	 Fair play, you lads are doing well for yourselves. I won't let my selfish aspirations get in the way of your art.
	Fair play, you lads are doing well for yourselves. I won't let my selfish aspirations get in the way of your art.
 	
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 	A mix of spending time with my daughter, researching some additional volunteering opportunities, cooking, eating too much, a few pints, planning the details of Christmas with micro & plotting the downfall of the Catholic church. I might murder a couple of gypsy kids as well.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:03,
	
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	 funny you say that as I have a mix of spending time with your mum, researching some additional sexual positions with your mum, cocking (ym), eating out your mum, making your mum drink a few pints of spunk, planning the details of Christmas with your
	funny you say that as I have a mix of spending time with your mum, researching some additional sexual positions with your mum, cocking (ym), eating out your mum, making your mum drink a few pints of spunk, planning the details of Christmas with your  
 	mum and plotting the downfall of you. I might murder a couple of "your people" as well
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:52,
	
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	 This seems a little harsh, show your working
	This seems a little harsh, show your working
 	also shit england football lols
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:45,
	
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	 Received wisdom innit
	Received wisdom innit
 	
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	 i'm as wise as Sun Tzu fucking an owl
	i'm as wise as Sun Tzu fucking an owl
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:56,
	
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	 Football is for the yobbish uncouth masses, not for me.
	Football is for the yobbish uncouth masses, not for me.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:51,
	
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	 I just had me chemo so tomorow i'm gonna chill, might do some work, have a masturbation.
	I just had me chemo so tomorow i'm gonna chill, might do some work, have a masturbation.
 	Just made a fucking lush carbonara.
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	 You have cancer now as well?
	You have cancer now as well?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:46,
	
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	 Deadly bum cancer :(
	Deadly bum cancer :(
 	
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	 tasty!
	tasty!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:53,
	
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	 Nah', they give it for all sorts of things.
	Nah', they give it for all sorts of things.
 	I didn't even know it was chemo until last week.
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	 i bet you do now,nasty stuff innit
	i bet you do now,nasty stuff innit
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:23,
	
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	 The types of chemo i'm on are alright...
	The types of chemo i'm on are alright...
 	... the weekly tablet ones knacker me the next day, and the every-8-weeks one knackers me out for a couple of days.... but the difference they make is amazing, before I'd have 2 good weeks out of every couple of months, I now get 2 bad weeks out of every couple of months.
I've been on the every-8-weeks one for about 4 years now, didn't even know it was chemo, it must be super-mild compared to the stuff cancer people get.
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	 oh man they've blocked Torrentz.net :(
	oh man they've blocked Torrentz.net :(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:55,
	
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	 pirate bay is still online if you know where to look
	pirate bay is still online if you know where to look
 	
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	 why are they stealing my free movies :(
	why are they stealing my free movies :(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:57,
	
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	 Oh no you'll have to spend some money, you penny pinching miser.
	Oh no you'll have to spend some money, you penny pinching miser.
 	Don't you know piracy funds terrorism?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 20:57,
	
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	 your mum funds terrorism
	your mum funds terrorism
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:02,
	
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	 I terrorised your mum and she jihad her first orgasm.
	I terrorised your mum and she jihad her first orgasm.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:03,
	
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	 first lol of the week on here
	first lol of the week on here
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:06,
	
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	 I did have a lol earlier, but it was something on /talk so it doesn't count.
	I did have a lol earlier, but it was something on /talk so it doesn't count.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:12,
	
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	 I'm planning my next DJ podcast. I'm going to be blending some cutting edge drone folk with some vintage drill n bass and ending with some euphoric uplifting trance.
	I'm planning my next DJ podcast. I'm going to be blending some cutting edge drone folk with some vintage drill n bass and ending with some euphoric uplifting trance.
 	
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	 Sounds achingly beautiful
	Sounds achingly beautiful
 	
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	 the highlight will be the segue from Come On My Selector to For an Angel.
	the highlight will be the segue from Come On My Selector to For an Angel.
 	
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	 then again, I might just play Budhakan Mindphone and Music is Rotted One Note back to back, then play James Lavelle's fabriclive mix and take the credit.
	then again, I might just play Budhakan Mindphone and Music is Rotted One Note back to back, then play James Lavelle's fabriclive mix and take the credit.
 	Even though it was mixed by Richard File.
LOL!
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	 i love it when you bang on about music
	i love it when you bang on about music
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:06,
	
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	 There's none of that up there from AB and Tangles, hell no.
	There's none of that up there from AB and Tangles, hell no.
 	
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	 somehow you are always the most boring
	somehow you are always the most boring
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:10,
	
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	 He's the worst one here!
	He's the worst one here!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
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	 i can't even be bothered to not meet him
	i can't even be bothered to not meet him
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:13,
	
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	 Yer but you don't need to visit N*stl* any more, do you?
	Yer but you don't need to visit N*stl* any more, do you?
 	
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	 nah, fuckers...have you seen they're new Wonka chocolate launch?
	nah, fuckers...have you seen they're new Wonka chocolate launch?
 	It's a fucking joke
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:16,
	
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	 Have I seen they are new Wonka chocolate launch?
	Have I seen they are new Wonka chocolate launch?
 	
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	 I wouldn't go that far, I'd definitely not meet him.
	I wouldn't go that far, I'd definitely not meet him.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:15,
	
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	 I dunno like, Hawkwind chat makes me want to smoke crack.
	I dunno like, Hawkwind chat makes me want to smoke crack.
 	
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	 you should run for mayor of toronto
	you should run for mayor of toronto
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:16,
	
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 	achingly beautiful gay
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:08,
	
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	 alright Drimbles
	alright Drimbles
 	
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	 yeah, you?
	yeah, you?
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:11,
	
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	 yer
	yer
 	
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	 Don't forget the crowd loves dexys midnight runners
	Don't forget the crowd loves dexys midnight runners
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:00,
	
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	 I don't do requests, get fucked.
	I don't do requests, get fucked.
 	
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	 You aren't a proper DJ then.
	You aren't a proper DJ then.
 	Also, turn it down a bit.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:01,
	
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	 Taking requests mean that the people know better than you what they want to hear.
	Taking requests mean that the people know better than you what they want to hear.
 	Don't be ridiculous.
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	 The best djs do that, think Wogan, moyles, Blackburn, I could go on.....
	The best djs do that, think Wogan, moyles, Blackburn, I could go on.....
 	Those guys didn't get where they are by not listening to what the people want.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:04,
	
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	 I admire Wogan's mastery of the pitch control, he doesn't need to push or drag the platter, he just rides the pitches.
	I admire Wogan's mastery of the pitch control, he doesn't need to push or drag the platter, he just rides the pitches.
 	Moyles is a genius of the long blend, I saw him at Basics once where he kept The Sun Can't Compare and Shake n' Pop in a blend for two whole minutes.
Blackburn though, talentless cunt. Makes the Tidy Boys look credible.
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	 Talentless? Have you never seen him singing that medallion around his neck?
	Talentless? Have you never seen him singing that medallion around his neck? 
 	You ent got a clue mate.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:11,
	
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	 Soz.
	Soz.
 	Worrabout if I big up Pete Tong?
Will that rescue my credibility?
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	 Add Dr Fox and all is well.
	Add Dr Fox and all is well.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:17,
	
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	 Dr Fox and Judge Jules?
	Dr Fox and Judge Jules?
 	
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	 Rory's neighbour?
	Rory's neighbour?
 	
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	 yer, that cunt
	yer, that cunt
 	
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	 and Judge Jules
	and Judge Jules
 	
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	 On benefits and proud!
	On benefits and proud!
 	scum, subhuman scum
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:17,
	
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	 You're on benefits? You're proud? Well I never.
	You're on benefits? You're proud? Well I never.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:18,
	
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	 lols
	lols
 	channel 5 innit
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:19,
	
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	 Ooh I'm going to watch it. I like seeing skanks and pikeys get free money.
	Ooh I'm going to watch it. I like seeing skanks and pikeys get free money.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:20,
	
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	 they are buying clothes from a shabby tent on the street
	they are buying clothes from a shabby tent on the street
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:21,
	
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	 Boyce is in it?
	Boyce is in it?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:24,
	
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	 Cor imaging having to get a job you don't necessarily want to work your way up in the wonderful world of employment?
	Cor imaging having to get a job you don't necessarily want to work your way up in the wonderful world of employment?
 	Why can't they just earn over 26k immediately, it's so wrong!
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:25,
	
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	 the bird with 11 kids gets benefits equivilant to a £60k salary
	the bird with 11 kids gets benefits equivilant to a £60k salary
 	it's actually  not very much to look after that many kids
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:30,
	
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	 It's also not very common a situation and should be viewed as the exception rather than the norm.
	It's also not very common a situation and should be viewed as the exception rather than the norm.
 	
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	 so I can still wish her death?
	so I can still wish her death?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:34,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:36,
	
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	 Ah now, Swipe's dad worked really hard for her property portfolio!
	Ah now, Swipe's dad worked really hard for her property portfolio!
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:24,
	
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	 haahaha, "i'll only sign off for at least £30k a year"
	haahaha, "i'll only sign off for at least £30k a year"
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:24,
	
Reply)
 
	 "i want £500 every week after rent/bills/food"
	"i want £500 every week after rent/bills/food"
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:26,
	
Reply)
 
	 FUCK OFF! (Not you)
	FUCK OFF! (Not you)
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:27,
	
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	 i do actully feel bad for they kids, they haven't got a fucking chance
	i do actully feel bad for they kids, they haven't got a fucking chance
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:28,
	
Reply)
 
	 Pinko handwringer
	Pinko handwringer
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:29,
	
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	 that's me!
	that's me!
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:30,
	
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	 nah but serioulsy I'd probably have the adults killed if I ccould
	nah but serioulsy I'd probably have the adults killed if I ccould
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:30,
	
Reply)
 
	 AHHHHH even her potato preparation annoys me
	AHHHHH even her potato preparation annoys me
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 This is so annoying. I shouldn't watch because it makes me want to go mental.
	This is so annoying. I shouldn't watch because it makes me want to go mental.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:40,
	
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	 yer, state schools, public transport and ITV
	yer, state schools, public transport and ITV
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:30,
	
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	 I did a bit of part time work last year that involved going into some of those shitholes they live in, thick parents, fucking lazy, doing fuck all all day,
	I did a bit of part time work last year that involved going into some of those shitholes they live in, thick parents, fucking lazy, doing fuck all all day,
 	Dirty bastards, and the poor kids didn't know any different. It was fucking appalling.
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:31,
	
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	 Man hands on misery to man
	Man hands on misery to man
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:33,
	
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	 Very true Yoda.
	Very true Yoda.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:35,
	
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	 take the kids send them to boarding school, kill the parents while they are away
	take the kids send them to boarding school, kill the parents while they are away
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:35,
	
Reply)
 
	 Can't we incinerate them to produce electricity or something?
	Can't we incinerate them to produce electricity or something?
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 the fuckimg lard content would keep them burning for a week
	the fuckimg lard content would keep them burning for a week
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:38,
	
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	 Human candles to light the streets of the estates.
	Human candles to light the streets of the estates.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:41,
	
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	 yo frog, did you know there's a 3 hour Avery mix on the Boiler Room?
	yo frog, did you know there's a 3 hour Avery mix on the Boiler Room?
 	Recorded at fabric. The first 45 mins or so is shoegazey stuff then he goes a bit druggy tech and I haven't got to the next bit.
He has freakishly long arms.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:25,
	
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	 Imma listen tomorrow pal, I have a spare three hours.
	Imma listen tomorrow pal, I have a spare three hours.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:26,
	
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	 I have two Polish men coming round to deal with my floor.
	I have two Polish men coming round to deal with my floor.
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:28,
	
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	 I bet they will do a very professional job that will last a lifetime LOL
	I bet they will do a very professional job that will last a lifetime LOL
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:32,
	
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	 Daily Mail lols.
	Daily Mail lols.
 	
	(
Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:40,
	
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	 We listen to that at work. Boiler Room that is. I think Avery has been on before
	We listen to that at work. Boiler Room that is. I think Avery has been on before
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:14,
	
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	 Avery is really fucking good, both as a DJ and as a producer.
	Avery is really fucking good, both as a DJ and as a producer.
 	Probbles not your thing though.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:15,
	
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	 I listen to allsorts but since being where I am Im liking a lot of tech house and prog
	I listen to allsorts but since being where I am Im liking a lot of tech house and prog
 	This is an OLD tune but one of my faves at the minute is by Flashmob, called 'Need in Me'
Not sure what genre it fits in.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:18,
	
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	 I like tech house and a bit of prog
	I like tech house and a bit of prog
 	Not too much prog though, when it gets too melodic it gets shit.
You should give Ivan Smagghe a go, and tiefschwarz, M.A.N.D.Y. and Wiggle. Craig Richards plays great stuff as well, but he's a bit chin strokey.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:20,
	
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	 I know tiefschwarz!!
	I know tiefschwarz!!
 	Yes! I'm cool!
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:21,
	
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	 Haha! I've just realised it;s because they remixed a LOAD of 90's pop songs.
	Haha! I've just realised it;s because they remixed a LOAD of 90's pop songs.
 	For shame!
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:23,
	
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	 Have you heard Motor City Drum Ensemble?
	Have you heard Motor City Drum Ensemble?
 	He's really good.
Best DJ I've seen is probably Ralph Lawson or Andy Weatherall.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:24,
	
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	 Recently I'd have to say Gareth Emery
	Recently I'd have to say Gareth Emery 
 	Above and Beyond were good in Ibiza last year too. But you hate trance so...
carl cox was shit.
Im too commerical
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:26,
	
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	 Yeah I take the Dave Clarke view of trance, soz.
	Yeah I take the Dave Clarke view of trance, soz.
 	Never liked it, ever. Not back in 98 when it was all PVD, not since. And it's even worse on pills.
It's structured like a soap opera.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:27,
	
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	 I like a bit of structure,
	I like a bit of structure,
 	I did take a LOT of E back in the day.
I went that way early. Loves Sash's Encore Une fois at 15 and went from there.
Flirted with hard House for a bit too.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:30,
	
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	 Jesus H Christ
	Jesus H Christ
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:32,
	
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	 Your mother didn't raise you to watch lowbrow 'entertainment' on Channel Five
	Your mother didn't raise you to watch lowbrow 'entertainment' on Channel Five
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:22,
	
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	 i know...i want to watch a film but the government has stolen them from me : (
	i know...i want to watch a film but the government has stolen them from me : (
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:23,
	
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	 Patriot Games is on Film 4.
	Patriot Games is on Film 4.
 	
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:28,
	
Reply)
 
	 seen it
	seen it
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:28,
	
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	 Nakers is such a fucken pleb
	Nakers is such a fucken pleb
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:23,
	
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	 She'd be appalled
	She'd be appalled
 	If she wasn't otherwise engaged with my cock in her mouth
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:24,
	
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	 I heard that his mum 'raises' lots of men.
	I heard that his mum 'raises' lots of men.
 	
	(
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 I have a new hammer bought this evening.
	I have a new hammer bought this evening.
 	Just wondering where to test drive it. Booze and new tools are a sexy mix all right.
	(
Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:39,
	
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	 on your face
	on your face
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:45,
	
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	 I recommend your local red light district for hammer testing.
	I recommend your local red light district for hammer testing. 
 	
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:45,
	
Reply)
 
	 Don't I need a HGV licence for that? I might just hammer some nails into random bits of wood to fuck off the neighbours.
	Don't I need a HGV licence for that? I might just hammer some nails into random bits of wood to fuck off the neighbours.
 	
	(
Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:49,
	
Reply)
 
	 Minicab is a safer bet than an HGV. Less obvious.
	Minicab is a safer bet than an HGV. Less obvious. 
 	
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:50,
	
Reply)
 
	 *hammer to fall*
	*hammer to fall*
 	Your crappy earworm for the evening.
	(
Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:53,
	
Reply)
 
	 *hammer smashed face*
	*hammer smashed face*
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:54,
	
Reply)
 
	 Down the job centre on scrounging day.
	Down the job centre on scrounging day.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:46,
	
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	 Isn't that everyday?
	Isn't that everyday?
 	
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:49,
	
Reply)
 
	 Shut at weekends.
	Shut at weekends.
 	
	(
Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:50,
	
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	 Probably is thinking about it, I had a set time when I was forced to sign on in a fruitless bid to save a pittance of redundancy pay.
	Probably is thinking about it, I had a set time when I was forced to sign on in a fruitless bid to save a pittance of redundancy pay.
 	It was horrible.
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:50,
	
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	 I had to sign on so that I could claim on my MPPI.
	I had to sign on so that I could claim on my MPPI.
 	It wasn't very nice.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:51,
	
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	 That was without a doubt one of the most degrading things I have ever had to do, and I've shagged Nakers mum, twice.
	That was without a doubt one of the most degrading things I have ever had to do, and I've shagged Nakers mum, twice.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:52,
	
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	 fuck my mum once shame on her, fuck her twice, shame on you
	fuck my mum once shame on her, fuck her twice, shame on you
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:00,
	
Reply)
 
	 Hence the degradation.
	Hence the degradation.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:01,
	
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	 I did fire my 'shame' up her bum though, so that was nice.
	I did fire my 'shame' up her bum though, so that was nice.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:02,
	
Reply)
 
	 you forced Micheal Fassbender up my mother's arse?
	you forced Micheal Fassbender up my mother's arse?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03,
	
Reply)
 
	 I forced MY Fassbender up her arse alright!
	I forced MY Fassbender up her arse alright!
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 i would do carey mullifgan so hard in the ear and other places
	i would do carey mullifgan so hard in the ear and other places
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 But the ear first, obviously.
	But the ear first, obviously.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:08,
	
Reply)
 
	 how do yiu think you ended up deaf?
	how do yiu think you ended up deaf?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 What, Basingstoke, Reading, Castleford?
	What, Basingstoke, Reading, Castleford?
 	
	(
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:12,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yeah I had to sign on for a few weeks when I was made redundant last year.
	Yeah I had to sign on for a few weeks when I was made redundant last year.
 	Along with changing cat litter, it's up there with thankless tasks.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:55,
	
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	 It's the bullshit things they have to say because the majority of people there can barely spell their name.
	It's the bullshit things they have to say because the majority of people there can barely spell their name. 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:56,
	
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	 The staff?
	The staff?
 	
	(
Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:57,
	
Reply)
 
	 No.
	No.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:58,
	
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	 I have a Friday to myself for the first time in ages.
	I have a Friday to myself for the first time in ages.
 	Drinking Malbec, watching Breaking Bad and making a new ipod playlist.
LIVING THE DREAM!
Sainsburys own Malbec is delicious.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:53,
	
Reply)
 
	 Their Pinotage isn't bad.
	Their Pinotage isn't bad. 
 	
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:54,
	
Reply)
 
	 Yeah Im no snob. Sometimes own label is nicer.
	Yeah Im no snob. Sometimes own label is nicer.
 	can't say the same for their Cava
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:55,
	
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	 Hank gets executed by Jack, Walt goes into hiding and then comes back to kill the Nazi gang, Jessie escapes.
	Hank gets executed by Jack, Walt goes into hiding and then comes back to kill the Nazi gang, Jessie escapes.
 	THE END.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 21:58,
	
Reply)
 
	 tee hee
	tee hee
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:01,
	
Reply)
 
	 Oh Christ, you are a fucking moron sometimes.
	Oh Christ, you are a fucking moron sometimes.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:01,
	
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	 WHAT IF I'M MAKING THAT UP FOR LOLZ??????
	WHAT IF I'M MAKING THAT UP FOR LOLZ??????
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:02,
	
Reply)
 
	 MY STATEMENT WOULD STILL STAND.
	MY STATEMENT WOULD STILL STAND.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03,
	
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	 yer, troo
	yer, troo
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:04,
	
Reply)
 
	 Sean Bean dies
	Sean Bean dies
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:02,
	
Reply)
 
	 It turns out that the Joker is Bruce Wayne's dad
	It turns out that the Joker is Bruce Wayne's dad
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03,
	
Reply)
 
	 wait, what really?
	wait, what really?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03,
	
Reply)
 
	 yes
	yes
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 HE WOZ DED AWL A LONG
	HE WOZ DED AWL A LONG
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:04,
	
Reply)
 
	 and he killls Robin
	and he killls Robin
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:08,
	
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	 Loads of arrows to the chest, yeah?
	Loads of arrows to the chest, yeah?
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03,
	
Reply)
 
	 that's not what happens in Lord of the Ring
	that's not what happens in Lord of the Ring
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 Arrows to the evrywhere then. Stop being pedantic!
	Arrows to the evrywhere then. Stop being pedantic!
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 I hate Hank so that's great!
	I hate Hank so that's great!
 	I don't know who the Nazi gang is. 
You are a cock though.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03,
	
Reply)
 
	 Christ, what season are you on?
	Christ, what season are you on?
 	The best is season 4.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:03,
	
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	 this is england sweet cheeks, we have "series"
	this is england sweet cheeks, we have "series"
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:04,
	
Reply)
 
	 it's an American show and they describe each sequence of episodes as a 'season'
	it's an American show and they describe each sequence of episodes as a 'season'
 	ok hun
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:05,
	
Reply)
 
	 NO
	NO
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:06,
	
Reply)
 
	 YES
	YES
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 I like the bit in 'this is England' where that lad says 'paki'
	I like the bit in 'this is England' where that lad says 'paki'
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:06,
	
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	 I like the bit in Romper Stomper where Russel Crowe explains to a Vietnamese kid that it isn't his country and then violently assaults him.
	I like the bit in Romper Stomper where Russel Crowe explains to a Vietnamese kid that it isn't his country and then violently assaults him.
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:09,
	
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	 I like the bit in gran Torino where Clint Eastwood calls those coloured lads 'spooks'
	I like the bit in gran Torino where Clint Eastwood calls those coloured lads 'spooks'
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 I like the bit where I describe fit Asian birds as 'curry munching flange'
	I like the bit where I describe fit Asian birds as 'curry munching flange'
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:12,
	
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	 Only the second. Im always late to the party with these things
	Only the second. Im always late to the party with these things
 	Just got Netflix though.
He's just watched Jessie's girlfriend choke on her vomit. Lovely.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 Ah, early days, it's still quite cheery.
	Ah, early days, it's still quite cheery.
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:08,
	
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	 Yeah that's been my first hand to mouth moment.
	Yeah that's been my first hand to mouth moment.
 	Oh and Danny Trejo's head on an exploding tortoise
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:10,
	
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	 Se'sly, season 4 is superb.
	Se'sly, season 4 is superb.
 	Perfectly paced, and the acting gets a lot better.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:11,
	
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	 Walt poisons Brock and Cagny and Lacy bust Jessie
	Walt poisons Brock and Cagny and Lacy bust Jessie
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:15,
	
Reply)
 
	 Skyler has an affair with Marie
	Skyler has an affair with Marie
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:16,
	
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	 Walt Jr's just faking his palsy
	Walt Jr's just faking his palsy
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:20,
	
Reply)
 
	 He kills himself in season 5
	He kills himself in season 5
 	
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:21,
	
Reply)
 
	 Ah well. One less burden
	Ah well. One less burden
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:24,
	
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	 i bet you'd let danny stab you with his machete
	i bet you'd let danny stab you with his machete
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:13,
	
Reply)
 
	 Urgh. No thanks.
	Urgh. No thanks.
 	I'd do Jessie though. Even on heroin.
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:21,
	
Reply)
 
	 Breaking bad is the only reason to have Netflix
	Breaking bad is the only reason to have Netflix
 	It's shit for films innit.
	(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:14,
	
Reply)
 
	 Pretty much yeah.
	Pretty much yeah.
 	Loads of things I haven't seen though. Dexter, American Horror Story (on the U.S one), Hemlock Grove. 
Should keep me busy for a while and you can stop any time
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:19,
	
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	 i ent heard of none of these
	i ent heard of none of these
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:22,
	
Reply)
 
	 lol
	lol
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:04,
	
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	 Bye!
	Bye!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:19,
	
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	 *nods*
	*nods*
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:20,
	
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	 LOL the new head of the world anti doping agency is scottish
	LOL the new head of the world anti doping agency is scottish
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:23,
	
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	 "Erm... Yes, just give all the dope to me. I'll make sure it's safe"
	"Erm... Yes, just give all the dope to me. I'll make sure it's safe"
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:24,
	
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	 Ken drugs like?
	Ken drugs like?
 	Dinnae fucken touch em or i'll fucken chib ye, ye cunt, ken?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:25,
	
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	 you know what i'd like to know?
	you know what i'd like to know?
 	For all these cyclists getting squished and asking for more infrastructure to keep them safe... they offering to help pay for it at all.
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:28,
	
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	 You really are a fucking tit.
	You really are a fucking tit.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:30,
	
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	 why? Cyclists are fucking parasites, they take up all of the road, slow the traffic, act like twats and expect to do it all for free
	why? Cyclists are fucking parasites, they take up all of the road, slow the traffic, act like twats and expect to do it all for free
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:32,
	
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	 do you think 'car tax' pays for roads or sutin?
	do you think 'car tax' pays for roads or sutin?
 	Because Vehicle Excise Duty goes straight in to the main tax pot. It doesn't pay for roads any more than income tax, IHT or CGT do.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:33,
	
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	 nah, but they are all over the news crying and asking for more cycle lanes and special junctions etc
	nah, but they are all over the news crying and asking for more cycle lanes and special junctions etc
 	if they want it so fucking much stump up some cash
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:36,
	
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	 they are stumping up cash in the same way cash is stumped up for new roads.
	they are stumping up cash in the same way cash is stumped up for new roads.
 	You really are a tit, do you not understand how taxation and infrastructure spending work?
You probably don't.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:38,
	
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	 yeah but they are a) asking for extra shit b) are in the minority
	yeah but they are a) asking for extra shit b) are in the minority
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:40,
	
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	 c) they're also cunts
	c) they're also cunts
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:40,
	
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	 minority has nothing to do with it
	minority has nothing to do with it
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:50,
	
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	 of course it does
	of course it does
 	there are £x to spend, should they be spent on a minority of people and their interests or used for the greater good of more people?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:52,
	
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	 Right, Im off too.
	Right, Im off too.
 	Have a good 'un if Im not back on til Moan day
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 22:31,
	
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	 Opera and a tiny fake ice cream cone!
	Opera and a tiny fake ice cream cone!
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 23:29,
	
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