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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Selfie is the word of the year apparently. I'd paste the link but for some reason this phone won't let me. Bugger. Have a look on BBC news. What word would you have Instead? I like the word 'jibber'.
Alt Christmas, weather etc.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:11, 210 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
HTH xx
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24992393
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:36, Reply)
Copy and paste witchcraft! ! ! ♥♥♥♥♥♥

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:40, Reply)

♥♥♥♥♥♥
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:42, Reply)
Why won't my phone work Frogcock? Why?

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:55, Reply)
Dunno pal
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(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:59, Reply)
Oh, hi there! Good morning everyone.
Selfie is a wankers word. I would choose 'Snadgen', as in 'The Snadgen Factor'. None of you will know what this means as you aren't my IRL friends. You aren't even my online friends.
Alt:Bah humbug! Bring on the snow!
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:48, Reply)
Quender, disasterbation or 'SSRI prick'

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:55, Reply)
Spacktarded
The definition:

Clown footed short arsed turquoise cufflinked hamster felching pierced prick
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:58, Reply)
don't hold back now babylips, just let it all out

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:01, Reply)
Morning hun x

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:02, Reply)
hey baby

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:08, Reply)
Ha ha I remember tbis one from s hool.
It also be applied to our transport authority fucking trams are stopped because of ice on the line. Spacktards.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:15, Reply)
photo is the word I'd use.
When asked who took said photo I would reply that it was me.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:16, Reply)
I don't think the word is the issue here
It's more the tedious vanity of constantly taking your own picture that is troubling.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I just hire a personal photographer to follow me around. Easier innit.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:55, Reply)
I linked to a site about selfies taken at funerals, which I think is the best thing I've read about for a while.
I'd like it to turn into a competitive sport.

Extreme Selfies At Funerals, perhaps.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:56, Reply)
At my Nan's funeral some cunt took a photo of the coffin in the ground before they filled it in. Bit weird that.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:58, Reply)
I like taking pictures of coffins. They remind me of my mortality.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Thanks for attending.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:16, Reply)
The pleasure was mine.
Actually, thinking about it, how come there hasn't been a trend of, and a film of Funeral Crashing?
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Mrs Vagabond and I went to see Saving Mr. Banks last night, as it was a freebie promo thing for something.
It was awful Disney toss - my sister's going to love it.

Tonight we go to the BFI to see the Universal version of Frankenstein - that I'm looking forward to much more.

Alt: there was some weather somewhere. It was relatively appropriate to the time of year.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:24, Reply)
Frankenstein should be good. Im off to see the new Hunger Games one on Thursday.
The first wasn't terrible, I just couldn't help comparing it to the far superior Battle Royale.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:37, Reply)
I didn't really get the Hunger Games, although I like the idea.
I think we should do it, with reality TV stars and audience as the contestants.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:42, Reply)
The hunger games was awful.
But then I haven't read the accompanying children's books.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:55, Reply)
it's based on a 'teen fiction' novel
If you're not a teenage girl then I wouldn't worry about not getting it.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:55, Reply)
It's actually a reasonably good piece of writing
The fact that it is primarily written for a younger audience doesn't diminish its validity as a relevant piece of dystopian literature.

See also: Richard Adams, Philip Pullman.

You clown footed short arsed turquoise cufflinked hamster felching pierced etc.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Both good authors. I reread the Plague Dogs recently.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)
It is a goox premise yeah.
The Running Man was the same sort of thing and that was based on some other movie I can't remember the name of.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:59, Reply)
I think it was based on a Stephen King short story, wasn't it?

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:15, Reply)
I vaguely remember a similar movie crom yonks ago.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Moribund.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:47, Reply)
don't forget to listen to that 3 hour Jive Bunny mastermix

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Ah yes, I shall do that now.
Ta.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:01, Reply)
***ALERT*** We are up yo 0.23 posts per minute! Well done everyone!

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:25, Reply)
clitorisallsorts.

Alt: It's got colder. Much as it does every year at this time. IMAGINE.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Make sure you wrap it up well then.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:33, Reply)
Yup - The Mash has it:
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/britain-to-be-hit-by-entirely-typical-weather-201110174431
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:34, Reply)
they've also uncovered the reason why Boyce killed himself.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/age-of-consent-to-have-upper-limit-2013111981243
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:38, Reply)
swipe
should be the word on everybody's lips.

alt: fucking freezing. had to wear a massive cardigan underneath my massive furry coat, and then the tube was playing up and rammed chock full of cunts, so it was a most unpleasant experience. man I HATE the tube.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Morning fatty.
Had your 500 calories yet?
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)
no, not had anything yet today
the gym was fucking hard going on 250 of them last night though. I think the trainer thought I was swooning over him.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)
250 cals?
Go running - an hour will burn about 1300
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)
but it's dark and cold outside...

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)
OK "Rimmer"

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)
i will go running up in cheshire next week
i'm not so keen on it in Kensington - the pavements are full of people and the parks are closed by the time I get around to it, either that or quite creepy!
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)

swipe

Clyde.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)
As opposed to 'chompycock', the word on YOUR lips?

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)
you do seem to have a bit of an obsession with it
is it one of those weird man comparison things?
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIT IN HERE

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)
THATS WHAT CHOMPY SAID!!!

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:09, Reply)
I'LL SET EM UP, YOU KNOCK EM IN

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)
cuntbuster

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:43, Reply)
Yes?

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Its an excellent word, thats all

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Cuntbubble.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)
queef

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)
You'd better beware, you'd better take care

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I'm fucked, tangles
Fucked

Were I not such a sleep spacktard, I'd be in bed asleep for at least 3 days
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Maybe you need to drink less?
Or drink more.
I forget which.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I've not had a drink since Friday
Not even any coffee (until now)
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I imagine you're probably dehydrated, then.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)
No, I drink fuckloads of water

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Me too.
It amazes my colleagues. I can easily get through about seven or eight litres in a day.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Then, as your attorney, I advise you have four pints of 'premium' lager for lunch

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)

m ve
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:55, Reply)
He was a caring and considerate lover
By which I mean I spunked in 20 seconds and fell asleep farting merry tunes and he didn't complain
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I'll be honest, I didn't even notice

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57, Reply)
*parp*

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)
all men fart in their sleep

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I'll let you into a little secret:
Most women do, too.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00, Reply)
NEVER

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:01, Reply)

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(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:04, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)
TRUFAX

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:03, Reply)
like you'd know, flopcock

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I happen to have first hand experienced of this most disgusting female habit.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:07, Reply)
your mum queefing doesn't count

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:11, Reply)
No, I am talking about women doing farts in their sleep and denying it.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)
oh, so now it's plural?
stud
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:20, Reply)
UNFORTUNATELY I AM REFERRING TO PLURAL NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS RATHER THAN PLURAL WIMMINFOLK

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:21, Reply)
then why did you say "women"?

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Because 'women' deny it.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Fanny farts are very funny.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:12, Reply)
this^
Mainly from their embarrassment
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13, Reply)
^TGGI

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Fucksake
I seem to have said that a lot this year.
Alt: I like this time of year. There's usually a lot to look forward to.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I inadvertantly taught baby tangle to say that one day.
Whoops.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Micro yelled 'WANKER' a couple of times as a result of being in a car with me.
I didn't react, so thankfully she has forgotten the word.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)
AHYAFUGGINDAFCUNTYA
was spoken once or twice whilst driving
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Words I like include conflagration, bamboozle, befuddle and insipid
words I don't like include tasty and eatery.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Discombobulation.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:35, Reply)
absquatulation

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)
eatery is a shit word for shitcunts
but what's wrong with tasty?
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Its fucking snowing

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Typical backwards North.

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:49, Reply)
How exactly?

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Oh sorry, that wasn't a comment on the snow.
I was just thinking aloud.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:55, Reply)
SNOWMAN

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Cereal is a breakfast for children

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I'm beginning to hate breakfast during the week

(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Haven't had it for months
or breakfast either lolololllllllll
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I dont want cereal or toast when I first get up
Then I end up making toast at work
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
i never eat it for breakfast
but it makes a good afternoon snack or supper if you haven't had dinner
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:10, Reply)
As fun as it is watching swipe argue with the male population of b3ta,
I did a new thread about how retarded I am. Feel free to mock.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

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