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.Marrning.Selfie is the word of the year apparently. I'd paste the link but for some reason this phone won't let me. Bugger. Have a look on BBC news. What word would you have Instead? I like the word 'jibber'.
Alt Christmas, weather etc.
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Copy and paste witchcraft! ! ! ♥♥♥♥♥♥(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:40, Reply)
Oh, hi there! Good morning everyone.Selfie is a wankers word. I would choose 'Snadgen', as in 'The Snadgen Factor'. None of you will know what this means as you aren't my IRL friends. You aren't even my online friends.
Alt:Bah humbug! Bring on the snow!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:48,
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SpacktardedThe definition:
Clown footed short arsed turquoise cufflinked hamster felching pierced prick
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 7:58,
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Ha ha I remember tbis one from s hool.It also be applied to our transport authority fucking trams are stopped because of ice on the line. Spacktards.
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photo is the word I'd use. When asked who took said photo I would reply that it was me.
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I don't think the word is the issue hereIt's more the tedious vanity of constantly taking your own picture that is troubling.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:53,
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I just hire a personal photographer to follow me around. Easier innit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:55,
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I linked to a site about selfies taken at funerals, which I think is the best thing I've read about for a while.I'd like it to turn into a competitive sport.
Extreme Selfies At Funerals, perhaps.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:56,
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At my Nan's funeral some cunt took a photo of the coffin in the ground before they filled it in. Bit weird that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:58,
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I like taking pictures of coffins. They remind me of my mortality.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:14,
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The pleasure was mine.Actually, thinking about it, how come there hasn't been a trend of, and a film of Funeral Crashing?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:20,
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Mrs Vagabond and I went to see Saving Mr. Banks last night, as it was a freebie promo thing for something.It was awful Disney toss - my sister's going to love it.
Tonight we go to the BFI to see the Universal version of Frankenstein - that I'm looking forward to much more.
Alt: there was some weather somewhere. It was relatively appropriate to the time of year.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:24,
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Frankenstein should be good. Im off to see the new Hunger Games one on Thursday.The first wasn't terrible, I just couldn't help comparing it to the far superior Battle Royale.
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I didn't really get the Hunger Games, although I like the idea.I think we should do it, with reality TV stars and audience as the contestants.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 8:42,
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The hunger games was awful. But then I haven't read the accompanying children's books.
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it's based on a 'teen fiction' novelIf you're not a teenage girl then I wouldn't worry about not getting it.
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It's actually a reasonably good piece of writingThe fact that it is primarily written for a younger audience doesn't diminish its validity as a relevant piece of dystopian literature.
See also: Richard Adams, Philip Pullman.
You clown footed short arsed turquoise cufflinked hamster felching pierced etc.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:26,
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It is a goox premise yeah.The Running Man was the same sort of thing and that was based on some other movie I can't remember the name of.
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I think it was based on a Stephen King short story, wasn't it?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:15,
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Ah yes, I shall do that now.Ta.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:01,
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***ALERT*** We are up yo 0.23 posts per minute! Well done everyone!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:25,
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clitorisallsorts.Alt: It's got colder. Much as it does every year at this time. IMAGINE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:28,
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Make sure you wrap it up well then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:33,
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Yup - The Mash has it:www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/britain-to-be-hit-by-entirely-typical-weather-201110174431
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:34,
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they've also uncovered the reason why Boyce killed himself.www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/age-of-consent-to-have-upper-limit-2013111981243
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:38,
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swipeshould be the word on everybody's lips.
alt: fucking freezing. had to wear a massive cardigan underneath my massive furry coat, and then the tube was playing up and rammed chock full of cunts, so it was a most unpleasant experience. man I HATE the tube.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:41,
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no, not had anything yet todaythe gym was fucking hard going on 250 of them last night though. I think the trainer thought I was swooning over him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:52,
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250 cals?Go running - an hour will burn about 1300
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54,
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i will go running up in cheshire next weeki'm not so keen on it in Kensington - the pavements are full of people and the parks are closed by the time I get around to it, either that or quite creepy!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58,
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As opposed to 'chompycock', the word on YOUR lips?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54,
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you do seem to have a bit of an obsession with itis it one of those weird man comparison things?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00,
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I'M JUST TRYING TO FIT IN HERE(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:07,
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THATS WHAT CHOMPY SAID!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:09,
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I'LL SET EM UP, YOU KNOCK EM IN(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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Its an excellent word, thats all(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:47,
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You'd better beware, you'd better take care(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:50,
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I'm fucked, tanglesFucked
Were I not such a sleep spacktard, I'd be in bed asleep for at least 3 days
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:51,
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Maybe you need to drink less?Or drink more.
I forget which.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:53,
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I've not had a drink since FridayNot even any coffee (until now)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:54,
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I imagine you're probably dehydrated, then.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57,
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No, I drink fuckloads of water(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:58,
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Me too.It amazes my colleagues. I can easily get through about seven or eight litres in a day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00,
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Then, as your attorney, I advise you have four pints of 'premium' lager for lunch(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57,
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He was a caring and considerate loverBy which I mean I spunked in 20 seconds and fell asleep farting merry tunes and he didn't complain
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:56,
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I'll be honest, I didn't even notice(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:57,
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I'll let you into a little secret:Most women do, too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:00,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:04,
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I happen to have first hand experienced of this most disgusting female habit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:07,
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No, I am talking about women doing farts in their sleep and denying it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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UNFORTUNATELY I AM REFERRING TO PLURAL NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS RATHER THAN PLURAL WIMMINFOLK(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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this^Mainly from their embarrassment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:13,
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FucksakeI seem to have said that a lot this year.
Alt: I like this time of year. There's usually a lot to look forward to.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 9:59,
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I inadvertantly taught baby tangle to say that one day.Whoops.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:08,
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Micro yelled 'WANKER' a couple of times as a result of being in a car with me.I didn't react, so thankfully she has forgotten the word.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:24,
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AHYAFUGGINDAFCUNTYAwas spoken once or twice whilst driving
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:25,
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Words I like include conflagration, bamboozle, befuddle and insipidwords I don't like include tasty and eatery.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:30,
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eatery is a shit word for shitcuntsbut what's wrong with tasty?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:36,
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Oh sorry, that wasn't a comment on the snow.I was just thinking aloud.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 10:55,
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Cereal is a breakfast for children(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:07,
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I'm beginning to hate breakfast during the week(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:09,
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Haven't had it for monthsor breakfast either lolololllllllll
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:11,
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I dont want cereal or toast when I first get upThen I end up making toast at work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:12,
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i never eat it for breakfastbut it makes a good afternoon snack or supper if you haven't had dinner
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:10,
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As fun as it is watching swipe argue with the male population of b3ta,I did a new thread about how retarded I am. Feel free to mock.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:12,
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