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Sunny Saturday thread!Aiiihgh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 10:24,
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At the park with mini wise man, but have no coffee :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 11:22,
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You fucked it in both senses of the word.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 11:44,
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Soz mate, you've just got the sexiest ears ; )(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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The are very small so probably suit your micropenis(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:03,
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I don't like the coldI think the only solution is drinking hot mulled wine all day. That doesn't count as "drinking" drinking does it?
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*takes notes*Male
Average age 40
Rejected by poetry forum
Film buff
Doesn't like the cold
Daytime drinking problem
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 11:43,
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You'll have his name, address, NI number and bank details in no time (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 11:56,
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I will share his wealth with you once I start siphoning his account. It's okay I already have yours.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:04,
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^lowest common denominator, poor quality 'banter'^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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I'm listening to a bunch of Joy Division covers by Nine Inch Nails with Pete Murphy.It's better than expected.
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oh Nakers, you really do live up to your reputation as a fucking spastic(, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I am deeply hurt by your accusation that my differing opinion on music to yours is incorrect :((((((((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:57,
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Like having facial piercings in your 30s?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 13:16,
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fucking hell south London is a ballache2 hours in the car, 14 miles, still not there. oh and brunch was at 11...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:05,
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Have you considered the issue is driving in london?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:19,
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If only London had an alternative to the car.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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im sitting in the hospital walk in centre, been here for ages and the low quality coffee machine took my last change but delivered nothing.Still it least I know where to find out more abour psoriasis and psoriatic problems.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 13:00,
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no I enjoyed at the time, totally worth it xx(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 13:18,
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I'm at Bristol City v. Sheffield United. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 14:54,
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me tooA fellow York resident though so less likely to not make it.
Stunn O))) did that :'(
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plus you still got charged for the hotelOh yer, the blind swine have a standalone restaurant as well these days.
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Invigorating, informative and rather sexy.Like a sports' massage from a Thai dwarf, with a BA in theatre studies.
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I have a pint of special Read into that what you will.
Alright cavy you old cock hound?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 16:52,
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OK, few cocks, though. My hunting skills are poorwho are you, then? There's no one wise here?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 16:59,
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I'm the best one here, this is my chrimbo woops name(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:04,
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Roota! you're back!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:11,
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Hell yeah!I Deffo a ginger scouser living in Scotland wigh tits and shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:17,
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Rohypnol and Viagra tipped spear, that's what you need(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:10,
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i'll put it on my christmas list(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:11,
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Pardon? PARDON!?Fuck me it's "setee-gate" all over again
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:14,
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It was your ear giving me the horn that got you into this mess(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:18,
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The last thing I ever heard was you ejaculating in my ear :'((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:19,
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I bet it was like the majestic ocean washing against a tropical shore(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:20,
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It was like holding the worlds smallest shell against my ear and being surprised by the overpowering smell of male anus.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:25,
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He has a penis like a single enoki mushroom.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 17:35,
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That's one of those freakishly big fucking Jurassic mushrooms ent it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:12,
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Not big, but freakish and Jurassic, yeah.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:15,
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Yo yo yo. What's going down doods.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:15,
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wreck the mike, frogsey(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:31,
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Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:32,
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How's tricks?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:40,
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Alright cavo(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:35,
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I meant to ask you how's tricks, not frog, I asked him down there, soz
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:42,
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I'm OK, 1 hour until dr whoother than that I've been mostly bored or writing things. I need an adventure soon
how about you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:48,
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Good yeah, settling in to new job, Just holding out for payday. I'm gonna watch that doctor who I reckon, lady pig loves the new stuff, and I wanna see what it's all about.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:50,
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you may find you need a bit of background firsti think this one's going to involve a lot of old doctors and pandering to us longer term who nerds. I'm hoping anywya
good news about the job, well done - is it the thing what you trained for?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:54,
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Yeah, it's not quite what I wanted to do, But it's a route to it. Just going to have to put a year in and prove myself. Not a surprise considering I'm coming in with no real experience.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:57,
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that's pretty cool then(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:04,
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Yeah.I know a little of doctor who stuff, I reckon I'll be alright, the bbc are probably too scared to make it s full geek rest, Saturday night prime time is no time to start upsettingt he plebs with their curry in a box from Jaheim's.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:16,
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Word up froggoI've had a smashing day doing almost nothing, feels nice after a hard week at work to have a weekend. What you up to tonight? I'm still of the poor so a night in with a couple of tins of beer is all I can do, lady pig is watching strictly so I need to escape from that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:32,
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I'm going to the pub later. I spent the day between getting my now deaf ear medicated and being asleep.Still enjoying the new job pal?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:35,
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Yeah, it's knackering, but good.What happened to your ear?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:40,
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Just an infection thingy I get quite a lot, but usually I ignore it until it goes away but it got a bit too bad today so had to sit in the hospital with the plebs and commoners One kid have five family members with it, like it was a nice day out. Noisy bastards too. Glad I couldn't hear that well.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:43,
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Other people always ruin stuff don't they.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:44,
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I made a small jaunt to the pub last night,Met a right prick of a German who wouldn't shut up. I sort of miss smoking for the excuse to just fuck off outside.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:47,
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I have a habit of attracting weirdos, they gravitate towards me, although I really am a considerably average, normal man and have little to offer them in terms of entertainment or support.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:49,
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I think that's the problem, you're too polite to ignore them or brush them off,So you get stick listening to their bonkers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:51,
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It's a hard life being a suave, approachable, polite modern gentleman.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:57,
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And handsome. Don't forget handsome.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 18:57,
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You know the problems dealing with that 'curse'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:00,
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Yeah, it's a burden for sure.Going anywhere nice tonight or do you have a sturdy local you enjoy?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:01,
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There are four houses between me and the local. Location location location.Hopefully my friend who I worked with for ten years but haven't seen for months will be popping in with her new chap, so that will be nice.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:04,
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Sounds alright,I wouldn't mind moving a little closer to our local, it's a whole street away. A WHOLE STREET!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:13,
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There's a student house to let about 4 doors down from the pub, Maybe I'll move in with them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:19,
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So your basically saying your arse has taken so much cock it's like a hoola hoop?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:23,
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Not me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:27,
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I'm just waiting for my Mr Right :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:32,
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^GHEY^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:30,
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it looks like it's about to cry(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:41,
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You monster have you no heart?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:45,
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Word up shut ins(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:19,
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I have a new home office chairAll bow down to the powers of my shopping ability
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:21,
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I hope it is finest 'leather effect' and height adjustable.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:28,
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8 hour chair all the way, but just cloth I find the pleather ones cold(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:30,
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I can't do business sitting on a standard cloth chair, it's empowering to be on cow hide.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:31,
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Poor old Sporty, can he ever get a break?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:32,
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Ho ho!It's a HARE!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:24,
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WHERE?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:26,
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*puts clogs on and waits on the stair*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:31,
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How are you stinker?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:32,
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Running at about 67% capacityI could do with some really good things happening before Christmas...But enough about me how are things working out with the job?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:34,
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Good yeah, Enjoying it, but it's knackering for sure.
Are you still not back in to permanent work?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:41,
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My employer thinks I amBut it's not quite where I need to be at the moment so I'm still looking for the right thing, until the construction industry fully recovers there may not be the right job at the right wage for a while
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:44,
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That's a shame, is what you're doing g really bad or is it just not quite right(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:47,
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A massive step back WeepeeThe same job for about the same wage I was doing 14 years ago, plus long hours
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:49,
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I'm not talking about being a rent boy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:51,
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ONLY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T CHARGEtee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:53,
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It's funny because he does sexing men for free!!!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:54,
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I'm going to my first gig for years next month(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:58,
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One of my school mates is the promoter behind this so free tickets and get to meet the legend himselfwww.nottinghampost.com/Jazz-Funk-Legend-Roy-Ayers-Approach-22nd-December/story-20007900-detail/story.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:01,
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Is it true that Ian Watkins is doing a solo tourWhere he conspires to rape a baby LIVE ON STAGE?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 20:05,
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There was one that had a heating element and a massage facilityI don't spend enough time in the home office to justify buying it though
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:35,
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yer I was referencing a pete murphy trent reznor coverYou wouldn't like it
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It doesn't sound like something anyone would.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:41,
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it's The Normal covered by nine inch nails and bauhausWhat's not to like?
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i dunno, i fucken love downward spiralAnd chicks dig reznor.
Those Pete Murphy covers are ace.
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Well get your rocks off to this thenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=2PCdGwViVMM
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:42,
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Zyklon B was so much more effective(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:46,
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